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No clue to what my Grandmother puts in her coffee punch, but I swear I drink one cup and I'm wired for days.
I'm not sensitive to caffeine or anything, I can drink a whole pot of coffee and take a nap afterwards. I had two cups today and I can still feel my pulse thumping in my ears.
Never forgetting that one teacher, when asked "Thot daughter or Gay son', just sighed real tiredly and responded with "Whatever makes them happier I suppose."
I forgot how tame House MD starts out in comparison to later seasons. I was rewatching some episodes from season 2 and was genuinely shocked that the coffee House brought Stacy wasn’t laced with anything.
The worst kind of dooming scrolling is the kind where nothing you’re scrolling past is actually negative or upsetting, but you’re still completely miserable anyway.
I love both Stanley and Ford equally but also in extremely different ways. Stan I want only nice things for. Ford I would like to shove into a puddle and laugh at him.
Hazbin Hotel pisses me off because it has all the best ideas and they do them all in the most boring way possible.
Friendly reminder that if you’re going to hate Dally solely on the fact that he harasses Cherry at the drive-in then you’re going to hate pretty all of the gang. Like, even Ponyboy admits that he probably would have joined in if the two girls had been Greasers and that Two-Bit, Steve and even Soda would have helped Dally out. He also implies that all of the Gang has cat-called girls on the street before.
Not saying it makes it right but you can’t just be mad at Dally for it.
The Outsiders Height Headcanons because I just finished rereading the book again.
Darry — 6’2”, obviously since it says so in the book.
Two-Bit — 6”, also mentioned in the book. I can’t imagine any of the rest of the gang being taller than this because I feel like Pony would have mentioned it.
Soda — 5’9”, he’s described as being a bit shorter than Darry, bit is vague but I feel like 5’9 fits.
Steve — 5’8 and 1/2, no real basis for this I just feel like him and Soda would be similar heights with Soda being just a little taller.
Pony boy — 5’2”, given that he’s small for his age and the average height for a fourteen year old is 5’4” I can’t imagine him being any taller than 5’2”.
Johnny — 5’4”, he’s got to be pretty short given he’s mistaken for a fourteen year old. Though, I like to think if he lived he would have shot up in height randomly at some point.
Dally — 5’6”, okay I know most people figure him to be tall and the books kind of hint at him being taller but something about him being described as ‘Elvish’ makes me always imagine him as short.
Cherry — 5’7”, the only mention of her height we get in the book is that she’s taller than Marcia. Is Cherry tall or is Marcia short? I’ll just split the difference and same Cherry is slightly tall and Marcia is slightly short. Plus, I just think it’s funny to imagine her as taller than Dally.
Marcia — 5’5”, like I mentioned slightly short.
Bob — 5’10”, not much is mentioned about his height other than he’s taller than Johnny which is true for most people, I just feel like he’d be on the taller side.
Randy — 5’8”, again, no real reason for this I just feel like he’s shorter than Bob but he can’t be too short or I feel like Pony would have said something about it.
Tim Shepard — 5’11”, he just gives me tall vibes.
Bonus headcanons
- Dally lies about his height CONSTANTLY, usually says he’s about 5’8. One time he tried to say he was 5’10” in front of the gang, everyone knew it was bullshit but didn’t want to say anything. Except for Two-Bit who just couldn’t help himself and burst out laughing. Dally beat him good for that but he’s never tried to say he was anything taller than 5’8” again.
- Darry is always smacking his head on things.
- Darry slouches a lot, especially around new people. He’s really big and everyone around town knows he’s greaser and he doesn’t want to scare people.
- Two-Bit constantly rags on the rest of the Gang for being short, even Steve and Soda who aren’t even short. Except for Johnny and Dally. Johnny because he knows he’s insecure about his height and Dally because he’d get his teeth knocked in.
- Well, usually not Johnny or Dally, sometimes Two-Bit forgets or just can’t help himself. If it’s Johnny, he’ll feel bad about it and apologize, if it’s Dally he gets the tar beat out of him.
- If Johnny lived I think he would’ve gotten a growth spurt at around eighteen, nothing too crazy, maybe 3 or 4 inches.
- If Johnny did get a growth spurt I think Dally would be secretly mad about it but he wouldn’t say it.
- Soda likes to tease Steve about being “shorter’ than him. It drives Steve up a wall because it’s not even an inch difference.
- Tim and Dally have gotten into so many fights because Tim just won’t quite calling him short.
- Dally refuses to buy clothes in his size, he just won’t do it, almost everything he owns is two sizes too big.
- One time Dally nearly ran out into the street while a car was coming and Darry panicked and kind of just picked him up by the back of his shirt and set him back down on the pavement. They were both horrified and Darry thought Dally was going to kill him. Now they just don’t talk about it.
I just finished watching Haunted Hotel and the only thing I’m confused about is that, if Nathen killed himself, why did he do it IN the hotel. I mean there’s no way he couldn’t have known about the ghosts, they’ve been their for centuries and quite rambunctious. So why would he kill himself in a house that would just trap him permanently.
I guess it’s possible he knew about the ghost but didn’t know every person to die there got turned into a ghost, but still, it seems like it would be obvious that it was at least a possibility.
The worst part of baking is when you go to start baking but then you remember you didn’t set the butter out to soften.
“Frankenstein was the doctor! Not the monster!”
Wrong! Frankenstein was a college drop out, he wasn’t even a doctor. Just a man with a passion.
When did people get to feel so entitled to fanfiction? I’ve seen so many post lately complaining about how popular certain ships are and common mischaracterizations and all I can think is, just write your own than? Stop complaining about how the fanfiction not written for you doesn’t perfectly appeal you. Just write your own or get over it.
Always love in House MD when House does some crazy shit and his team has to call in reinforcements, aka Cuddy. And I especially love when the reinforcements don’t work so they have to call in the reinforcements reinforcement, aka Wilson.
I think the reason people like queerbait-y shows more than actual gay representation in shows is because of how it forces the writer to deviate from the normal ways of showing romantic love. If they can’t say I love you, if they can only touch so much, if they can never kiss, you have to use other, unconventional methods to get the point across. Which just naturally makes the chemistry much more interesting to watch.
Genuine question here. Does anyone else not like Hagrid, like at all? I feel like I only see people who really love him but I never understand the love. I get he’s meant to be a bumbling idiot with a heart of gold but he always just made me frustrated. Plus, him endangering students is a gag that got stale immediately.
I think we should all be allowed to have at least one ridiculous crossover crackship that we would defend to the death and mine is Susan Pevensie/Severus Snape.
This is incredibly factual and mine is Stan Pines/Severus Snape. I will not elaborate further.
I find it really funny when anyone in the books call Snape “The bat of the dungeon” because I know it’s meant to make him sound creepy and unpleasant but all I can think of is that one video of a baby bat being fed a banana.
