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I’m no longer young and invincible.

I hope every man has a bad acid trip

Wtf are guinea pigs? Something that I punt?

User error folk: My camera broke

Me: is the webcam slider blocking the camera?

User error folk: No there is nothing blocking my camera!

Me: can you feel around on the top center of your display for a rigid slider to verify it is not blocking the camera.

User error folk: THERE IS NOTHING BLOCKING MY CAMERA!!!

*calls colleague*

My colleague: FYI these HP models have camera sliders that block the webcam, next time please have them check.

Randomly gained competency after my call

Idiot loser heads

Pov: it's 2030 and your lawyer says “idk bruh, that's tough” because they used ChatGPT to pass the bar exam.

People that work at a combination KFC and TacoBell deserve two paychecks.

Hi Jerry, is this still available?

Nothing more romantic than experiencing the social collapse together.

I diagnose you with Reddit Silver

I actually can't stop laughing at the dichotomy of Trump and Biden. This is the epitome of my BPD characterized by two people.

Casually posting extremist content online while typing away at my office job.

If you haven't achieved your dreams by now, you should probably give up.

Just saw John Wick. He dies.

Drake the type of guy to carry his legally prescribed medications in a lil 1950s doctor style pouch on the plane

Drake dropped search and rescue?

Time to be in my feelings at my office job.

Transvestigators think basically every famous woman is trans. And yes, they think it’s a plot by the Jews.

Don't bully me i’ll cum

Rat Race Princess