get subjected to my thoughts

hello!!! Sorry in advance :) he/him

[ratandeggsman]

whenever I headcanon or even if it's canon that a character is asexual, I'd never admonish others for writing it or including it in their fic I just get slightly uncomfortable whenever smut of them appears. Like bro...what do you mean Ryland Grace is having sex...

Like good for him, but I'm not in the right place man. I'm so sorry. Walked into the wrong room, that's my bad. Hope everyone else here has a good time but I need to LEAVE...

[ratandeggsman]

Got a bitch so invested they stopped multitasking to give complete attention to the movie

[ratandeggsman]

y'all remember when the most terrifying thing in a fantasy/sci-fi book was someone in a huge position a power being corrupt and evil? Like it was inconceivable.

Haha yeah anyways, not that it's not still terrifying but literally where is my power of friendship and really kickass magic powers. This plotline is just dragging forever dude.

Or a dragon. That'd be cool as fuck too.

walk around the club

fuck all life

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[ratandeggsman]

Kissy kissy?

you're in my HOUSE, get OUT

[ratandeggsman]

mamoswine is one of my favorite pokemon but hes so god damn ugly. i love him so much.

why are you literally blue in the face. i wish i had arms big enough to hug you.

[ratandeggsman]

whoever went 'i think characters who are brought back from the dead should have at least SOME white hairs/grey hair because of how much stress it puts on the body to restart completely' is honestly someone I'd want at my wedding. preferably at the altar with me

[ratandeggsman]

my cat has to be SO tired of me just being in her face, but she hasn't considered the fact that she's adorable

[ratandeggsman]

guy about to have the worst panic attack of his life: what .....? What did you just do? Crack your knuckles....?? I didn't. Know girls ciuld kdo that.... ..oh my god .... Holy d fuckk dude ......oh fuck k.....

[ratandeggsman]

hmmm....not sure if this is right.....

[ratandeggsman]

every time i feel the like drive and motivation to do something i need to do its like 11 pm. C'mon man can we please do something during business hours first. all im asking.

[pukicho]

Hey anyone

[ratandeggsman]

can we reschedule, i dont have time

[ratandeggsman]

every day i get on tumblr and see at least one post telling me a curse has been lifted. i dont know who's been putting curses on me, but it seems like an uphill battle these brave tumblr users are trying to combat until i find that son of a bitch. thank you <3

[radish-breath]

[ratandeggsman]

hl2vrai is out and im SO fucking excited but I refuse to watch it until 1. the edited version is out, and 2. until I rewatch the entire series, cast commentary and the payday stream.

i'm also watching the hl alyx gnome videos because wayne getting psychologically tortured by his friends will never not be funny

[soppsop]

probably shouldve finished the mission before drawing this but i just thought it was really funny how all of roxas's comments were "there's a lot of sand here"