Veni Vici Vetinari

Multifandom/personal blog; they/them or xe/xyr. My Fanfics: AO3. I try to tag for fandoms and common triggers, but ask if I miss something.

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Don't mind me, having too full drafts panic mass posting

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Thursday morning and irl hearing Out of Touch playing is probably good luck or something

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Well I'm writing it anyway

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If I don't get fired this afternoon I'm writing a fic about Bob Slime Rancher

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Truly, long bus trips bring out the chatterbox in me

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Flashback to when I sent The Stupendium's Fine Print song to my sociology teacher lol

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They need to put more upside down areas in video games

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My dash is covered in whatever pressure is and thus:

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Going out like

do I smell (did I shower right?)

Do I smell (did I deodorize?)

Do I Smell (when did I wash this shirt)

Do I smell (when did I air this shirt)

Do I smell (what about the shoes, did I get them wet, did they go bad, did I step in anything)

And then I never get an answer because 99% of people would never say it to my face ffs

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Bridges with poles like spines like they're the back of some massive serpent emerging from the land and water for a brief instant 👍👍👍

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Bridges 👍

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I miss my old teeth

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love when emails from the local mp go straight to junk mail, like mate I didn't subscribe to you what did you expect

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Fic tag speech on the brain; kept expecting a bang path when processing an order for a "Gay [surname that is usually a first name]"

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Ironically had to leave that post on draft due to boredom being ended by Expensive Custom Printer Jam Hell and a good dose of video tutorials so as not to have to tell my boss I broke the thing

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Bored at work so I made a silent hill oc insert

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Love an impromptu winter's night block party when everyone's power goes out