[professionalbadexample]

[northray]

This is high-quality public consultation.

[corporateespionage]

You’re poor because the rich already own everything right?

These people didn’t need cars, taxis, content, inventory, hotels or real estate to get rich.

Access to resources may be a huge advantage, but it’s not what’s stopping you.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[fishingcatz]

[shacklesburst]

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

[powermale]

[knowyournewmeme]

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[onlydreamingxonlysleeping]

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

doctor: well we don’t have a cure for “insatiable lust for pasta” but i’m going to prescribe you zoloft because clearly something is wrong and i don’t care enough to find out what

me: sounds good doc

[dear-kimberly-deactivated201207]

[gentlepanpirate]

me too

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

my silliness? never performative

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

authentically silly

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

[feminally]

Me putting on make-up for a job interview.