plague rat

Flight Rising Blog #39551 31 years old, living in New England, Mirror and Plague enthusiast. Likes and asks will come from hopsjollyhigh; this is a sideblog. Cis, she/her pronouns.

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my dumb ass took a week off FR and forgot to open my strange chests first lol

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she was so expensive but I love her

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hear me out-

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my sister and I hatched plague babies to celebrate RoR and I love my new daughter

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the year is 2024 and I am still unable to consistently remember that festivals end on Saturdays now

[rachaels]

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Nearsighted werewolves.

They show up on the wrong nights because they think the moon is full, but it’s not.

[notthecheshirebutacatallthesame]

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also I never use this tumblr anymore but my ass is still playing with pixel dragons don't worry

[elodieunderglass]

Dear adultier adult. Managed to ash a soup (not even any lumps left) by accidentally leaving it cooking while I was at work. Luckily house did not burn down. Trying to deal with the lesser consequences. Aired the house until the sun went down and it got way too cold. Any suggestions for getting rid of smoke smell? Pot is currently sitting on a metal chair outside, future me will have to decide if it's worth trying to salvage. Sigh.

Oh heck. I’m so sorry to hear that!

I am by no means an adultier adult, and my first recommendation is obviously to fling the offending pot onto the neighbor’s property, shed all of your electronic devices and your outer layer of skin, change your name to the sound of water running over pebbles, get on a bus and escape to the forest to live your natural life as a beautiful wild snake that drowns men in sparkling mossy pools and never looks at soup again.

If you can’t do that, then you could also take another pot and simmer a solution of water and vinegar on the stove. Abandon the remains of the previous pot (it betrayed you, and is faithless) and wash anything washable that the smoke-smell has permeated. Cleaning blogs will chirpily suggest baking soda and vinegar on everything. They’re pretty weird folks, those cleaning bloggers, but it might make you feel better.

It was a really good idea, though, the whole soup/work thing, it’s a shame it all went to hell. A slow cooker could be a good investment. This could be the beginning of a beautiful story about you and your slow cooker.

I’m really sorry that this happened to you. I have no idea why you came to me with this but thank you??? I’m??? so sorry??? If you want, I can back you up if you want to tell your friends/family/neighbors that a meteorite hit your house and vaporised exactly one pot.

Also I’m really glad your house didn’t catch fire. What an unexpectedly great bonus today. Today your house could have burned down! And it didn’t!

[elodieunderglass]

5th Anniversary of the soup pot anon who indirectly led to the captioning of an item in Flight Rising

[ratbones-fr]

so I still forget sometimes that festivals end on Saturdays now. I was so excited for this year’s RoR. I brewed so many damn mushrooms AAAAH

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every couple of years...

I log on just to geek out about how much I like the RoR stuff :O

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god this is such a good RoR

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finally rolled over on lioden again for the first time in forever, and went on a lioness decorating spree  😶  

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I’ve been playing FR since 2013, and these two have been one of my favorite pairs for years- Jezebel, an ice dragon who came to the Scarred Wasteland seeking help with an incurable blood disease, and Oddfrill, who found her dying in the Boneyard and plead his clan leader to let her stay and recover with them. They’ve had a lot of changes throughout the years, but they’re some of my oldest, most treasured dragons.

[frforlosers]

did you know that Pearlcatchers are my favorite FR breed?

Okay, and for those as pedantic as me, who are wondering how they chew plant matter without cheeks:

they clamp the grass between their molars and slide their jaw forward repetitively, keeping it in place with their tongue. They have to open and close their mouth in order to adjust awkward food, so they eat plants in small bites to avoid dropping food all over themselves. Their saliva has a slightly higher acidity than a humans and can break down cellulose before they swallow. The hook-shaped teeth are for keeping their prey still while they swallow it. (usually fish or large magical insects) And…Yes…. they swallow prey whole if possible.

[ratbones-fr]

hmmm. gembond lite

[unkorea]

Every year, like clockwork, I host a giveaway after the rollover of 31st March. This year, I’ve scourged through my Vault and surprise! A handful of Gilded Crowns, up for grabs. 

To enter, simply reblog with your username and ID for easy pickings, then key in your details in this form linked here. 

Good luck! This giveaway ends tomorrow 2nd April at rollover! 

[ratbones-fr]

oh wow! I'm ratbones #39551, thank you!