Shar tells All pt. 1
This is the story of my sophomore year in college. Buckle your seatbelt boys and girls because you are about witness the most petty thing i’ve ever done. I’ll warn you now, this is a very long story with a lot of pictures and a lot of explaining, but I’ll do the best that I can. It’s not as good as the Zola story but it’s still pretty interesting.
This story stars my senior year of high school. One night, After being pressured for a few weeks, I let the biggest fuck boy that I’ve ever met in my entire life, come over to my house. Mistake 1. I also decided to hook up with him. Mistake 2. This went one for more a year and 3 girlfriends. Meaning that we would hook up even though he’d have a girlfriend. Yes I know that makes me a horrible person, but in my defense I would tell him “this is wrong you have a girlfriend” and he would say “I don’t care.” So i guess you could consider this karma making it’s away around.
After I graduated, a rumor spread around my high school (the guy was still in high school) that we had been together. of course it didn’t bother me because I was long gone but he felt the need to text me about it.
a few months later he text me again asking how to get into the college that I go to lol funny right.
After I pulled a ton of strings to get him into the band program at our school we started hooking up again (Mistake 3). I didn’t feel guilty this time because we were both single. But here is were the story gets really interesting. This guy, Warrington, decides he want’s to start hooking up with my roommate, Katelin, and lie about all of it. The first day that we moved in she looks at me and says “ I don’t like lying. I’ll never lie, Im always honest” So what follows are all of the screen shots of the past few months of all of the lies.
So, One day, We’re hooking up, and while his dick is still inside of me he asks “would your roommate be down for a threesome” I reply “no, She’s a virgin” and he said “ok, will you ask” and I said “ nigaa….” so I did ask and this is the following conversation about that with Warrington.
Later that night, We had some freshman over at our house, which was as you can guess Mistake 4. We were all drunk, but specifically a freshman named Suzzette was EXTREMELY DRUNK. Now, the main reason we invited Suz was because Andy, whom me, my roommate, and warrington are all friends with, had a crush on her. Earlier that day, we spent 2 hours trying to convince her to stay in band ONLY because Andy wanted the opportunity to talk to her. So, We’re all at my house, We’re all drunk, and I notice Suz and Warrington go back into my room. At this time Im beyond tired so I tell them to get out and go to bed. Suz starts asking “Whats your favorite sex position” and Red flags immediately went up and I knew It was time for her to go to bed. So I look at Warrington and I said “help me” and he said “ok” so they both go back into the living room and I close my door and go to sleep. The next morning I ask them what happened and he admits that he hooked up with her. this is the conversation that follows.
I texted andy and called him the night before because I had a feeling that Warrington, Andy’s “friend” would hook up with Suz. In the picture above is Andy adding Suz on Facebook because he was really interested in her. following is the conversation with warrington.
Then I realized how fucked up this situation actually was…
But at the same time, we had a 2 hour class that met 3 days a week and all day on saturday’s so I knew that I’d at least have to be cordial.
pfret refers to his dorm. so of course, I continue to go off.
Now, this is when things start to get interesting
I think for me. This is what sets it off. The “I don’t really care.” So I decide to go and tell Andy. He needed to know. On the way to tell andy we see Warrington and his friend , and Warrington sees andy, and this is what he text me
SO THEN we deiced to lie to Warrington saying that we weren’t going to say anything. The plan was to see how long it would take him to admit to Andy what he had done. It took more than a month.
So he would still text me because he thought everything was all good. So of course, I played along.
but then, he pissed me off, yet again.
About a week or so later katelin claims that she was set up via Abby about inviting Warrington over to our place. When I had made it very clear i didn’t want him there.
So I unblocked him and called him myself and said “get the fuck out” and he said “ I was invited” hmmmm interesting. So then once I call katelin out about it, this is what was said. tbh they were probably fucking then. who knows.
If only Abby knew how true her statement was…
Any how,
A few weeks later, We were all going to hang out and I told my friends (Including katelin) that I wasn’t really comfortable being around him and what not because of all of the shit that he’d done. So after waiting for them to text her to let her know the plans, they completely blow her off. And finally around 11 when everything started to close, they text her. Katelin, being the dumb bitch that she is, decided to still go out that night and hang out with him. And of course lies about it, which seems to be the central theme of all of this. So me being the CRAZY BITCH that I actually am. I decide to go find them. And by find them i mean at 2 AM I leave my apartment, drive to IHOP (where they wanted to go) Drive to Waffle house (another place they wanted to go) Drive my Abby’s dorm, and Drive by Warrington’s dorm.
And who do i see at Warrington’s Dorm? KATELIN aka my fake ass roommate!!! how cute right!!! So these are the screen shots form that.
from Warrington:
From me:
from fucky:
From me:
AND THEN, which is probably one of my favorite part, he decided to beg for my forgiveness???? I think.
Mistake 5: We hooked up after this. yes i know y'all are thinking “sharida you dumb bitch, why would you do this??” honestly? idk. A few day’s later we all, (Everybody that has been mentioned in this post) Wen’t on a trip to dallas to a football game that we lost. The night before we left we had a party which was a mistake but not a huge one. That night he tied to hook up with me, Sidni (another freshman) and Katelin. and OF COURSE he lied about it. Those screenshots will come about later. At the hotel, he tried to hook up with me but I told him that it wasn’t a good time considering we (me, abby, sidni, and katelin) were all rooming together and there was no way possible that we could do that without getting caught.
I was later informed by katelin that they hooked up in Dallas. how cute.
A few days later:
Around this time, Katelin told me that Abby went to his dorm to study for a test and Warrington tried to force her to hook up with him. Abby told him that she had a boyfriend. and he said “ok I’m sorry.” Something else happened after this, and i don’t quite remember but I know that it pissed me off. In the following screenshots when I refer to last week, I meant that last time we hooked up which was mentioned above. Now as you read, You will see that he tries to specify exactly when it was that we hooked up which kind of seemed odd to me. I later found out it was because him and Katelin were hooking up and she finally caught him in his lie. He had told her that we were no longer hooking up, I told her the same. ~so you see where this really starts to get fun?~
Funny because I indeed did know.
He apparently texted Katelin after i sent this and said “wtf katelin” and she said “I mean, It’s true. Don’t get mad because it’s all catching up to you” L O L right. and so it continues:
Prequel Mistake: I convinced him to come to my school instead of uapb because I knew that he would enjoy an SEC more. my mistake being a good friend. It won’t happen again. with any one. What follows is the rest of the convo, and as you can tell, he avoids answering the question because he knows that he’s fucked.
that was the last time i talked to him.
that was until i came to my apartment one night and caught them in bed tougher. remember I’m crazy y'all. so what do i do in this situation? I sit and gather my thoughts for a few minutes and then I proceed to explode.
Long story short the cops were called and i told him he could walk his ass back to campus but katelin insisted driving him. how sweet. he called me psycho for call the cops which didn’t really bother me. i actually thought i was funny. I actually have a video of that night. I recorded myself going into her room and throwing a bunch of shit at him, telling him to die, and then calling the cops. it was my proudest moment.
So there you have it. If you’ve ever wondered “Sharida why do you hate Warrington so much?” you have your answer. You can decided if i have the right to be mad or not. since everyone loves to lie so much, I thought it’d be refreshing to tell the Truth for once.
ps. you may be asking yourself “why does this say pt 1?” it’s because In part 2 the story will be told from a different perspective. so stay tuned folks.
