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@ratchets-sharp-objects
This is a rp account for my Mechanisms OC, Ratchet or Rat, I'll probably post and write more about him and his backstory later. I just read a lot of the rp posts for this fandom and have always wanted to join in, so heres my character and i probably will start soon.
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to hide ..spostrich?? eggs in the vents? i. what the fuck
I don't know, but if you find out please let me know...
I have words for them...
Galahad is so annoying, might shoot him later
-🃏⚙️🫀
Brian gives a long sigh—
I have asked so nicely that everyone leave him be, at least until his death isnt so fresh in his mind.. also, he's really not annoying. He's been nothing but nice since we picked him up. Can you please just let him- at the very least- settle in first? Go and shoot someone else??
*shoots galahad*
WHAT THE FUCK JONNY?!
WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT HIM??
*Brian tackles Jonny and punches him in the face a bunch of times*
BECAUSE HES ANNOYING THATS ALL!! *Changes Brian’s mode to MJE so he can’t punch me anymore*
NUH UH
*Brian switches it back*
DO NOT HURT GALAHAD! BEING SHOT IS VERY TRAUMATIC FOR HIM! THAT IS HOW HE ALMOST DIED!
*Brian grabs Jonny's hand and bites down very hard, which is amplified by his extreme anger*
FUCK YOU!
*Brian digs his metal nails into Jonny's face*
YOU CAN SWICH THAT YOURSELF?! Anyways, you say you’re mad and yet your reaction is… biting? Weird. *grabs Brian’s arm and bites his hand*
I'm made of metal, that doesn't hurt.
And biting was my reaction because I can cause pain with my metal teeth!
Would you rather this?
*Brian pulls a gun out of nowhere and puts it underneath Jonny's chin*
fuck Carmilla for making you metal. And sure sure that’s why you though of biting… but yes a gun is much preferred. *shoots Brian in the heart*
Did you really think one bullet could go through the metal of my skin?
*Brian shoots Jonny, right into his brain*
(OOC//Supernatural Demon possession is what gave me this idea)
*recovers almost immediately* IT NORMALLY FUCKING DOES! *shoots him again*
((OOC//Supernatural is amazing so 👏👏👏))
I GOT AN UPGRADE!
*Brian punches Jonny in the face*
IN THIS MOMENT YOU FILL ME WITH SO MUCH ANGER THAT I WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR HAIR AND RIP OFF YOUR SKIN.
GALAHAD DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE SHOT.
FUCK THE UPGRADE!! And look I think you’re not really able to rip off my hair… and the skip, please! That’s so basic, be creative! And Galahad deserves it yes.
*Brian's hand punctures through Jonny's stomach, Brian pulls out Jonny's intestines*
GALAHAD DOESN'T DESERVE IT!
*Brian stuffs Jonny's intestines into Jonny's mouth*
*coughs them out* WHAT THE HELL BRIAN WHY ARE YOU SO MAD BECAUSE OF A STUPID PREACHER
I REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM!
And he's still not used to this place so I need to protect him!
Ugh and that’s why life is better without caring about anyone! *shoots wildly, and ends up hitting Galahad again*
*Brian puts his hands around Jonny's throat and squeezes as hard as he can*
Why even bother?? I can’t die!
you can die temporarily.
So can you. *shoots him again*
*Gouges Jonny's eyes out*
HEY! IM NOT TIM! *grabs Brian’s hair and pulls as much as possible while giving Brian a shot in the forehead*
*Brian rips off Jonny's arms*
Ooooh can I have one of those? I want to test a theory... when youre done of course
*he doesnt seem to notice theres still a fight happening*
I dont see the problem everyone has with these octokitten things!
They seem fine to me...
Also, is there a doctor aboard this ship? Its not super urgent. I'm not quite as immortal and I totally didnt get bitten by one of the octokittens...
@the-best-gunner
*shoots Tim in the head*
Hi drumbot.
Shoots you back
*Brian tackles Tim*
Falls to the floor underneath Brian
You metal bastard how dare you!
He pulls his gun out from under Brian and shoots him in the side
*Brian punches Tim in the head multiple times*
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I can't bite metal!!!!
Just pass out already! YOU NEED TO GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE
PLEASE YOU THINK A FEW PUNCHES WILL DO IT.
I've been through so much worse and enjoyed it!
Oh? So are you enjoying this? *Brian grins mischievously*
Wouldn't you like to know
I would like to know..
*Brian puts his hands around Tim's neck*
Do you want me to do this..?
*Brian looks at Tim with heavy lidded eyes*
Hhhmmmm yeahhhh do that
He looks up at Brian, his mechanical eyes clicking as they flick closed slightly
*Brian's hands tighten around Tim's neck*
I wasn't expecting my attack to turn into this, but I'm not complaining
He coughs and struggles to get his words out
Hahah yeahhhh this tends to happen to me tho
Having fun drumbot
That's good
*Brian leans down and kisses Tim on his cheek*
I'm enjoying this too..
*Brian tightens his grip more*
He coughs and sputters clearly unable to get his words out, he looks up at Brian in admiration as his eyes click shut, oxygen deprivation finally catching up with him.
*Brian stops choking him*
Are you still alive?
His breathing has stopped and his pulse slows down till that too stops
His body loosens and goes limp, the grip on Brian subsiding as his arm falls to the floor
I will wait here for you to come back to life
*Brian caresses Tim's face*
He gasps and inhales a shaking breath, sitting up suddenly as his mechanical eyes flick across the room until they land on brian.
Ohh hello again drumbot, that was nice, reallyyyy nice, you should try it again some time.
He pushes himself over to Brian and flops down in his lap
Wow feeling a bit loopy tho, strangling is a fun way to go out
We should do it again sometime..
*Brian plants a quick kiss on Tim's lips*
Mmhhh we should
He leans up slightly chasing the kiss
*Brian leans back in and kisses Tim for a little longer*
He leans into the kiss before breaking away
We should really get off the common room floor before someone who is less amenable to not shooting us on sight I don't feel like dying again.
Or I guess you were talking to Galahad before this if you were planning on going back to that?
I'd like to stay with you..
We could go to my quarters if you'd like..?
I would love to go to your quarters drumbot.
Take me away
*Brian stands up with Tim in his arms and carries him to his quarters*
*[has totally not been watching this all go down]*
wow we are insane. it’s perfect.
*[just standing next to Jonny]*
This place is so weird...
"Okay, Everyone @drumbot-in-the-lonely @the-best-gunner @preacher-of-camelot @ratchets-sharp-objects !!! The Tea Party Will Be In The Main Dinner Room!!! :D Oh And Make Sure To Bring Something For Show And Tell!! :>"
Alright Toy Solider, I'm here!
I brought one of my new guns!
And some of my tea stash, which I will share with you.
"Hurray!! Now We Wait For The Others To Arrive!! :D"
I'm here! :) hi!
And for show and tell I brought this guitar I found just laying around in a safe! (Totally not stolen)
Is. Is that my guitar?!!!!???
I swear if that's my guitar
No...
Unrelated but you should get better locks... and maybe some replacements...
"Okay, Everyone @drumbot-in-the-lonely @the-best-gunner @preacher-of-camelot @ratchets-sharp-objects !!! The Tea Party Will Be In The Main Dinner Room!!! :D Oh And Make Sure To Bring Something For Show And Tell!! :>"
Alright Toy Solider, I'm here!
I brought one of my new guns!
And some of my tea stash, which I will share with you.
"Hurray!! Now We Wait For The Others To Arrive!! :D"
I'm here! :) hi!
And for show and tell I brought this guitar I found just laying around in a safe! (Totally not stolen)
"Tally-Ho, Old Chaps!! Would Anyone Like To Have A Tea Party?? :D I've Found Some Biscuits A Few Hours Ago And They Look Quite Promising!! :>"
I would love to have a tea party with you!
Your tea parties are always the best :]
I would also like to join your tea party!
I'm quite bored and Jonny is busy.
Yay! More people to join us!
I love making tea, should I go make some?
Can I join too?
"Why, Of Course, You Can!! The More, The Merrier!!! :D"
Yay! I've never been to a tea party!
Do I need to bring anything? :) I'm sure I can find something in my treasures to bring!
"Tally-Ho, Old Chaps!! Would Anyone Like To Have A Tea Party?? :D I've Found Some Biscuits A Few Hours Ago And They Look Quite Promising!! :>"
I would love to have a tea party with you!
Your tea parties are always the best :]
I would also like to join your tea party!
I'm quite bored and Jonny is busy.
Yay! More people to join us!
I love making tea, should I go make some?
Can I join too?
You're my favorite on the crew so far, youre the only one who hasnt tried to kill me... and you gave me food :)
-the (very not immortal) child in your vents
(@ratchets-sharp-objects)
That's nice!
Would you like more food? :]
Yes please!!!
Here
*Brian gives Ratchet some cheesy garlic bread*
I hope you like it
Thank you, metal man!
*he takes it and scurries away back to the vents*
You're my favorite on the crew so far, youre the only one who hasnt tried to kill me... and you gave me food :)
-the (very not immortal) child in your vents
(@ratchets-sharp-objects)
That's nice!
Would you like more food? :]
Yes please!!!
Does anyone know if Tim’s got, like. Spare guitars? In case anything happens to ‘em? Asking for absolutely no reason.
I do :)
and as far as I know, no, he does not...
*sneaks up from behind and bites your ankles*
(@ratchets-sharp-objects)
get off me, you-
*Jonny pulls out his gun in an attempt to shoot him, but in the chaos, he misses and the stray bullet hits the floor*
*he grabs a kife out of one of his many pockets*
Watch it! I dont do the whole 'come back to life' thing!
Fellow vent dweller?
Of course! Where else would I dwell? It's quite cozy!
...Also its easier to fuck with people if they can't tell where you are :)
... well, less fucking with people on my account and trying to stay out of the way.
No matter the reason I hope to run into you in the vents again!
You can be bullied into friendship got it
what? no, that's not what i said! listen here, you b-
Challenge accepted
what?? where did you even come from???
I'm everywhere... how have you not learned this by now? I've been on this ship for a while...
hmph, I have better things to do than watching out for stowaways
Mmmmmm... debatable
You can be bullied into friendship got it
what? no, that's not what i said! listen here, you b-
Challenge accepted
what?? where did you even come from???
I'm everywhere... how have you not learned this by now? I've been on this ship for a while...
May I have food? The vents are running low on things to eat.
I'm Ratchet by the way...
(@ratchets-sharp-objects)
Of course! I still have some leftover biscuits from the tea party I had with TS and Galahad
... I am in your debt...
