Gunpowder Tim

Gunpowder Tim Role Play blog!

[the-best-gunner]

Introduction

<Log Recording>

-Gunpowder Tim reporting for duty-

-Position: Gunner

-Instrument: Guitar

-Pronouns: He/they

Hello - It is Gunpowder Tim, Weapons Master and Gunner for the starship Aurora.

Best shot and explosionist in the entire universe.

<Log terminated>

OOC Stuff

This is a rp blog

I love him, i love my freak

I'll use

gptreblogs - for reblogs

gptanswers - for ask answers

gptyaps - for random posts

im ok with shipping but im a minor so keep it appropatite

(lowkey wrote this in class so ill fix it later)

[the-best-gunner]

explain

There's no deodorant on the moon....... It was a war.

[the-best-gunner]

this is the legionnaires’ disease. i named him gunpowder tim. say hello

Well hello disease me.

Good to know my name is going to good things ....

[the-best-gunner]

What the fuck is this???

That little thing kinda reminds me of Jonny.

[twirlingfreckles]

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

[the-best-gunner]

Having no tear ducts ain't fun is it?

No it's fucking not. Can't fucking cry. Ever.

The metal is constantly getting dusty and dry too, and it scraps against the skin, which is like shoddily stitched back over btw.

Half the time I want these stupid metal things out of my face, the other half of the time they're the best thing that happened to me.

But seriously do you know how painful it is not being able to cry when you need to.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

What are you, some kinda younger me?

@the-best-gunner

Dunno. think so? why?

[the-best-gunner]

No reason, just y'know

We'll have fun, kill shit tons of people. Blow up as much shit as possible.

and hey enjoy crying while you can y'know.

[lutesial]

The good news is, there's no more moon war!

The bad news is there's no more moon.

[swarm-mother]

https://uquiz.com/quiz/A2M6Mw/%e2%9c%b6-what-flavor-of-yearning-are-you

Weird request but could u make a chain of mechs rp blogs with this quiz please??

You feel it in every part of your being: numbing your bones, buzzing on the tips of your fingers like electricity. It's bitter on your tongu

... ha... I don't... I don't know about that one... sh-shut up.

((... I don't know exactly what this means? When you say a chain, are you asking me to @ a few blogs with this? Because, sure, I can do that.))

((Tagging as many Mechanism RP blogs as I can recall off the top of my head!))

@vonraumstherapy @engineeroftheaurora @tally-fucking-ho @captain-notfirstmate @captainjonny-dville @everybodys-favourite-gunner @caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate @drumbbot-brian @master-at-arms @immortalarsonist @originalarchivist @literallygunpowdertim @nas-does-engineer @doc-carmilla @stringbean-the-octokitten @sp-eros @researcher-4e69636b @fuckthemoon1 @the-octokittens @thespacebotanist @celest-i4l @the-swarms-strangest-child @udad-calypso @udad-penelope-not @udad-the-olympians @prometheus-udad-rp

((I think that's good enough list? Feel free to add more if y'all like and of course no pressure to participate.))

[captain-notfirstmate]

The fuck. Doesn’t make sense. At all.

fuck this quiz, fuck yall

[the-best-gunner]

Jonny..... That's perfect

Anyway I wasn't invited but fuck all of you so I joined.

Actually I agree with you this quiz is stupid.

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

There’s just somethin’ bout Tim stood there with her dumb hair plastered with sweat t’ his forehead

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

I know, right?

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Ain’t fair that he just gets away with it

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

TEHY shouldn’t even be allowed to be that hot! And hot in the good way. Not in the. Sun way.

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

We ain’t doing this are we

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

doing what, exactly?

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

Holdin’ the sun over us

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

You wouldn’t be saying that if you were the one who was inside that thing for A HUNDRED FUCKIN YEARS

[caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate]

And you’ve been outta the sun for longer then that

[the-best-gunner]

Hold up....

Back to the first point.

awwww thats so sweet you two, I do try I hope you know.

[your-local-science-officer]

Lunvie wants to adopt a dog but I told her we don’t need one with Tim around

[the-best-gunner]

I am not a dog.

What the fuck.....

[your-local-science-officer]

Yes you are :3

You could even have ears and a tail if you come to my lab

[the-best-gunner]

I'm not going to your lab. No way I do NOT want ears and a tail.

And I am NOT a dog, I am not dog like at all

[your-local-science-officer]

Aw :(

But I already promised Lunvie she could take you on a walk!

[the-best-gunner]

hey wtf???!!!!!

nu uh, go find someone else!

like jonny, he was cerberus for a bit lol

[your-local-science-officer]

Lunvie wants to adopt a dog but I told her we don’t need one with Tim around

[the-best-gunner]

I am not a dog.

What the fuck.....

[your-local-science-officer]

Yes you are :3

You could even have ears and a tail if you come to my lab

[the-best-gunner]

I'm not going to your lab. No way I do NOT want ears and a tail.

And I am NOT a dog, I am not dog like at all

[your-local-science-officer]

Lunvie wants to adopt a dog but I told her we don’t need one with Tim around

[the-best-gunner]

I am not a dog.

What the fuck.....

[deadwings]

and so what if I get incredibly horny when people are covered in blood? as if it's my fault

[captain-notfirstmate]

HEY FIRSTMATE!

Do ya wanna see the latest gun I found? Maybe test it out?

@the-best-gunner

CAPTAIN! I AM CAPTAIN!

AND FUCK DO YEAH DO I WANNA SEE IT

[celest-i4l]

First mate

[captain-notfirstmate]

Captain

[the-best-gunner]

First. Mate.

Anyway so I found it on this fucked up little planet, kinda boring place BUT it had these guns that fucking shoot beams that essentially send the body into a state of instant gangrene. It's gross as hell.

So I stole a few as I blew up their government or whatever headquarters.

[captain-notfirstmate]

Captain.

ANYWAYS GIVE ME THOSE. I need to see this shit

[the-best-gunner]

Yeah yeah yeah you can have one.

Just don't shoot me, shoot Marius of something.

I've already died to it once, was not pleasant.

[captain-notfirstmate]

HEY FIRSTMATE!

Do ya wanna see the latest gun I found? Maybe test it out?

@the-best-gunner

CAPTAIN! I AM CAPTAIN!

AND FUCK DO YEAH DO I WANNA SEE IT

[celest-i4l]

First mate

[captain-notfirstmate]

Captain

[the-best-gunner]

First. Mate.

Anyway so I found it on this fucked up little planet, kinda boring place BUT it had these guns that fucking shoot beams that essentially send the body into a state of instant gangrene. It's gross as hell.

So I stole a few as I blew up their government or whatever headquarters.

[the-best-gunner]

Oi, Tim. Making tea. Ashes told me to ask you if you wanted any.

@ur-humble-captain

Yeah I want some.

Should I be worried you've poisoned it?