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"You're so cute! How did you become this adorable?" ~ @ask-sayaka-maizono

Reeallyyy? I’m cuuuteee? I can never tell you my secret to being cute now. What if you try to become cuter than me and take over the world instead of me!! What would I do then?

"You're very cute, and even cuter inside! But I don't have the drive to take over the world, I'm afraid. It's okay though. You're so cute, and I must protect you at all costs."

Okay then I’ll tell you my secret. You have to sacrifice at least 70 newborn babies per month if you want to be cuter than me. Per MONTH, got that? I’ll even tell you what ritual to use. It’s on page 621 of How to Spot a Liar for Dummies 404. That’s the name of the book. Nishishishi...

Sayaka is gullible. She fully believed he was sacrificing babies to be cute. Even so, she preferred to be her normally kind, gentle self about things.

"Err... W-Well, I don't wanna be cuter than you! You deserve to be the cutest! You're a good person, I can tell... even if you do sacrifice newborn babies."

I don’t actually sacrifice any babies. That was a lie. Jeez are you really gonna believe everything I say? I’m a liar y’know. You’d be better off distrusting me completely.

"It would be rude to just disregard everything you say as a lie. I may be very easy to fool, but I do have very good intuition, and I can tell that you aren't a bad person. If you were, I wouldn't feel safe with you. I don't feel safe with bad people. Besides, everyone lies for a reason, right? Besides, even a liar is capable of the truth. So in conclusion, I trust you completely, contrary to whatever you say."

Whether by naivete or hopefulness, Sayaka still trusts him for whatever reason.

Well what about this? Would you believe me if I said I killed 11 people. Four of them directly. Would you trust me then?

"I would absolutely believe you, and I'd still trust you. You aren't evil. And besides, if you need help, I'd be happy to do so. If you've done bad things, you had a reason. If you've hurt someone, they deserved it."

Sayaka looks at him, concerned.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"

Sayaka removes the pink bow on her chest, and gently begins wiping his tears away with it.

They didn’t deserve it... None of them deserved any of that.

"Oh, Sweetheart... C'mere..."

Sayaka gently wraps her arms around him, pulling him into a hug.

"You shouldn't beat yourself up about it. I'm sure they'd forgive you. Good people do bad things, but bad people never do good things. The fact that you care at all is a good thing. If you were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about anything you've done. But here you are, completely grief-stricken, undeniable proof that you feel guilty for your actions."

Whatever. It’s not like I cared about any of them. I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader y’know. And I’m evil, I don’t need friends. Anyways... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do, um- I don’t think you told me your name yet.

"If you want to stop talking about it, we can. Just know that I'll always be willing to listen to you if you ever want to vent."

She nods.

"My name is Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation. You may have heard of me, or maybe not. Anyways, if I were invisible for I day, I'd totally do random acts of kindness! And maybe play a few pranks! Harmless stuff, of course, but enough to where they get the message."

Kokichi Ouma. I don’t listen to pop music so I haven’t heard of you before. You would play pranks, really? I do that too...

Sayaka decides to use that information to her advantage, wanting to take Kokichi's mind off of his insecurities.

"Ooh, really? I don't get to play too many, but I do my best! What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on someone?"

Once I successfully made someone drench themselves in water!! Here, look, I’ll draw how I did it.

"That's wonderful, Sweetheart! You're very talented! Both with art and with pranks! I wish I was as good at either of those things as you are! You really are deserving of the title Ultimate Supreme Leader, I suppose, since a leader inspires their people. You're very inspirational."

You like my art? Now I have to draw you something!

How about we play a game? If you correctly guess who I drew, you can ask me any one thing and I’ll have to answer honestly. You’ll know I’m honest because I take my games so seriously.

"That kind of looks like me! She's got my hairpins, my bow, and my blushy, flustered expression! So that's my guess! Is it supposed to be me?"

Yeah, it was you, you got me. Nishishi that means I lose. What’re you gonna ask me, huh?

"I think I wanna save that question! That way I can get you when you really don't expect it!"

She giggles, handing him a Panta out of her purse. Grape-flavored and everything.

"I heard from a friend that you're partial to these, but... I kinda forgot to give it to you earlier."

Fiiiine... I would call you out for cheating but finding loopholes in games is the fun part so I can’t blame you. You can save your question for later.

Panta! You should have given me this waaaay before.

Sayaka's eyes widened and she giggled.

"Oh my god, that reaction was so cute... This entire time, you've done nothing but melt my heart in my chest, and it's adorable... I may just have to start carrying that stuff on me, since it makes you so happy."

Yeeeah! Give me more Panta!! I’d do anything for more Panta. Hey, have you had Panta?

"I won't lie to a master liar, I have not. Let's just say my manager didn't quite allow fun... So I ended up missing out on most things. How good is Panta, anyway? Is it worth it?"

Are you serious..? You need to drink some right now. I’ll even give half of this one back if you don’t have another bottle.

"I brought three, actually, but they're for you, not me. I heard how much you love this stuff, so I came prepared."

Sayaka is naturally very generous, and she seems to hate getting things or keeping them for herself. It makes her feel selfish.

Nishishishishi. I have unlimited Panta. Now drink one already!!

Sayaka smiles at Kokichi, and giggles a little, taking the other one out and looking at Kokichi in nervous anticipation.

"If you say so. Wish me luck, Ouma."

You don’t need luck for this. You will enjoy it. There’s no doubt about that!!

Sayaka takes a sip, and her eyes light up, looking at Kokichi with the most innocent, happy stare.

"Wow! Gosh, I'm bitter I missed this my entire life! Wish I tried it earlier!"

Now you have the rest of your existence to drink as much Panta as you want. You’re welcome.

Sayaka gives Kokichi a big hug, surprisingly very physically affectionate.

"Thank you for teaching me something new, Ouma-San!"

Nishishi, now you owe me for life!!

Sayaka decides to play along, bowing down very low to Kokichi, putting on a silly British accent.

"Yes, Sir. I'm at your command. I do owe you for life, after all."

Now you have to stay with me forever to fulfil your debt.

Hey Kokichi kun how are you doing today?

Oh what a coinkydink, something reeeaalllyy interesting just happened.

#ooc>#ask reply #anon

cryptid-on-a-string

damn i really do be out here (this is a warning)

#ooc>#reblog

"You're so cute! How did you become this adorable?" ~ @ask-sayaka-maizono

Reeallyyy? I’m cuuuteee? I can never tell you my secret to being cute now. What if you try to become cuter than me and take over the world instead of me!! What would I do then?

"You're very cute, and even cuter inside! But I don't have the drive to take over the world, I'm afraid. It's okay though. You're so cute, and I must protect you at all costs."

Okay then I’ll tell you my secret. You have to sacrifice at least 70 newborn babies per month if you want to be cuter than me. Per MONTH, got that? I’ll even tell you what ritual to use. It’s on page 621 of How to Spot a Liar for Dummies 404. That’s the name of the book. Nishishishi...

Sayaka is gullible. She fully believed he was sacrificing babies to be cute. Even so, she preferred to be her normally kind, gentle self about things.

"Err... W-Well, I don't wanna be cuter than you! You deserve to be the cutest! You're a good person, I can tell... even if you do sacrifice newborn babies."

I don’t actually sacrifice any babies. That was a lie. Jeez are you really gonna believe everything I say? I’m a liar y’know. You’d be better off distrusting me completely.

"It would be rude to just disregard everything you say as a lie. I may be very easy to fool, but I do have very good intuition, and I can tell that you aren't a bad person. If you were, I wouldn't feel safe with you. I don't feel safe with bad people. Besides, everyone lies for a reason, right? Besides, even a liar is capable of the truth. So in conclusion, I trust you completely, contrary to whatever you say."

Whether by naivete or hopefulness, Sayaka still trusts him for whatever reason.

Well what about this? Would you believe me if I said I killed 11 people. Four of them directly. Would you trust me then?

"I would absolutely believe you, and I'd still trust you. You aren't evil. And besides, if you need help, I'd be happy to do so. If you've done bad things, you had a reason. If you've hurt someone, they deserved it."

Sayaka looks at him, concerned.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"

Sayaka removes the pink bow on her chest, and gently begins wiping his tears away with it.

They didn’t deserve it... None of them deserved any of that.

"Oh, Sweetheart... C'mere..."

Sayaka gently wraps her arms around him, pulling him into a hug.

"You shouldn't beat yourself up about it. I'm sure they'd forgive you. Good people do bad things, but bad people never do good things. The fact that you care at all is a good thing. If you were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about anything you've done. But here you are, completely grief-stricken, undeniable proof that you feel guilty for your actions."

Whatever. It’s not like I cared about any of them. I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader y’know. And I’m evil, I don’t need friends. Anyways... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do, um- I don’t think you told me your name yet.

"If you want to stop talking about it, we can. Just know that I'll always be willing to listen to you if you ever want to vent."

She nods.

"My name is Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation. You may have heard of me, or maybe not. Anyways, if I were invisible for I day, I'd totally do random acts of kindness! And maybe play a few pranks! Harmless stuff, of course, but enough to where they get the message."

Kokichi Ouma. I don’t listen to pop music so I haven’t heard of you before. You would play pranks, really? I do that too...

Sayaka decides to use that information to her advantage, wanting to take Kokichi's mind off of his insecurities.

"Ooh, really? I don't get to play too many, but I do my best! What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on someone?"

Once I successfully made someone drench themselves in water!! Here, look, I’ll draw how I did it.

"That's wonderful, Sweetheart! You're very talented! Both with art and with pranks! I wish I was as good at either of those things as you are! You really are deserving of the title Ultimate Supreme Leader, I suppose, since a leader inspires their people. You're very inspirational."

You like my art? Now I have to draw you something!

How about we play a game? If you correctly guess who I drew, you can ask me any one thing and I’ll have to answer honestly. You’ll know I’m honest because I take my games so seriously.

"That kind of looks like me! She's got my hairpins, my bow, and my blushy, flustered expression! So that's my guess! Is it supposed to be me?"

Yeah, it was you, you got me. Nishishi that means I lose. What’re you gonna ask me, huh?

"I think I wanna save that question! That way I can get you when you really don't expect it!"

She giggles, handing him a Panta out of her purse. Grape-flavored and everything.

"I heard from a friend that you're partial to these, but... I kinda forgot to give it to you earlier."

Fiiiine... I would call you out for cheating but finding loopholes in games is the fun part so I can’t blame you. You can save your question for later.

Panta! You should have given me this waaaay before.

Sayaka's eyes widened and she giggled.

"Oh my god, that reaction was so cute... This entire time, you've done nothing but melt my heart in my chest, and it's adorable... I may just have to start carrying that stuff on me, since it makes you so happy."

Yeeeah! Give me more Panta!! I’d do anything for more Panta. Hey, have you had Panta?

"I won't lie to a master liar, I have not. Let's just say my manager didn't quite allow fun... So I ended up missing out on most things. How good is Panta, anyway? Is it worth it?"

Are you serious..? You need to drink some right now. I’ll even give half of this one back if you don’t have another bottle.

"I brought three, actually, but they're for you, not me. I heard how much you love this stuff, so I came prepared."

Sayaka is naturally very generous, and she seems to hate getting things or keeping them for herself. It makes her feel selfish.

Nishishishishi. I have unlimited Panta. Now drink one already!!

Sayaka smiles at Kokichi, and giggles a little, taking the other one out and looking at Kokichi in nervous anticipation.

"If you say so. Wish me luck, Ouma."

You don’t need luck for this. You will enjoy it. There’s no doubt about that!!

Sayaka takes a sip, and her eyes light up, looking at Kokichi with the most innocent, happy stare.

"Wow! Gosh, I'm bitter I missed this my entire life! Wish I tried it earlier!"

Now you have the rest of your existence to drink as much Panta as you want. You’re welcome.

Sayaka gives Kokichi a big hug, surprisingly very physically affectionate.

"Thank you for teaching me something new, Ouma-San!"

Nishishi, now you owe me for life!!

morals-and-florals

“Did I finally get it to work? Oh!”

“Hello everybody! I’m Kiyotaka Ishimaru, the Ultimate Moral Compass! I saw some of my friends do this, so I decided to do it, too!”

I made an ask blog! I decided that it may be a positive use of my time, especially if it helps me not overwhelm myself with work!

“If it’s not too much trouble, could I please request promotional assistance?”

@ultimate-average-person @ask-sayaka-maizono @the-real-junko-enoshima @ask-kotoko-utsugi @hopeforthefuture @askultimateluckytrash @human-monokuma @ask-komarunaegi @ratcoreclown @bikerandbreeder

“Thank you, and I look forward to speaking with you again soon!”

#ooc>#askultimatemoralcompass #rp thread

Hey. Hey! Are you slacking off from work? That's not very nice, is it?

"You're so cute! How did you become this adorable?" ~ @ask-sayaka-maizono

Reeallyyy? I’m cuuuteee? I can never tell you my secret to being cute now. What if you try to become cuter than me and take over the world instead of me!! What would I do then?

"You're very cute, and even cuter inside! But I don't have the drive to take over the world, I'm afraid. It's okay though. You're so cute, and I must protect you at all costs."

Okay then I’ll tell you my secret. You have to sacrifice at least 70 newborn babies per month if you want to be cuter than me. Per MONTH, got that? I’ll even tell you what ritual to use. It’s on page 621 of How to Spot a Liar for Dummies 404. That’s the name of the book. Nishishishi...

Sayaka is gullible. She fully believed he was sacrificing babies to be cute. Even so, she preferred to be her normally kind, gentle self about things.

"Err... W-Well, I don't wanna be cuter than you! You deserve to be the cutest! You're a good person, I can tell... even if you do sacrifice newborn babies."

I don’t actually sacrifice any babies. That was a lie. Jeez are you really gonna believe everything I say? I’m a liar y’know. You’d be better off distrusting me completely.

"It would be rude to just disregard everything you say as a lie. I may be very easy to fool, but I do have very good intuition, and I can tell that you aren't a bad person. If you were, I wouldn't feel safe with you. I don't feel safe with bad people. Besides, everyone lies for a reason, right? Besides, even a liar is capable of the truth. So in conclusion, I trust you completely, contrary to whatever you say."

Whether by naivete or hopefulness, Sayaka still trusts him for whatever reason.

Well what about this? Would you believe me if I said I killed 11 people. Four of them directly. Would you trust me then?

"I would absolutely believe you, and I'd still trust you. You aren't evil. And besides, if you need help, I'd be happy to do so. If you've done bad things, you had a reason. If you've hurt someone, they deserved it."

Sayaka looks at him, concerned.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"

Sayaka removes the pink bow on her chest, and gently begins wiping his tears away with it.

They didn’t deserve it... None of them deserved any of that.

"Oh, Sweetheart... C'mere..."

Sayaka gently wraps her arms around him, pulling him into a hug.

"You shouldn't beat yourself up about it. I'm sure they'd forgive you. Good people do bad things, but bad people never do good things. The fact that you care at all is a good thing. If you were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about anything you've done. But here you are, completely grief-stricken, undeniable proof that you feel guilty for your actions."

Whatever. It’s not like I cared about any of them. I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader y’know. And I’m evil, I don’t need friends. Anyways... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do, um- I don’t think you told me your name yet.

"If you want to stop talking about it, we can. Just know that I'll always be willing to listen to you if you ever want to vent."

She nods.

"My name is Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation. You may have heard of me, or maybe not. Anyways, if I were invisible for I day, I'd totally do random acts of kindness! And maybe play a few pranks! Harmless stuff, of course, but enough to where they get the message."

Kokichi Ouma. I don’t listen to pop music so I haven’t heard of you before. You would play pranks, really? I do that too...

Sayaka decides to use that information to her advantage, wanting to take Kokichi's mind off of his insecurities.

"Ooh, really? I don't get to play too many, but I do my best! What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on someone?"

Once I successfully made someone drench themselves in water!! Here, look, I’ll draw how I did it.

"That's wonderful, Sweetheart! You're very talented! Both with art and with pranks! I wish I was as good at either of those things as you are! You really are deserving of the title Ultimate Supreme Leader, I suppose, since a leader inspires their people. You're very inspirational."

You like my art? Now I have to draw you something!

How about we play a game? If you correctly guess who I drew, you can ask me any one thing and I’ll have to answer honestly. You’ll know I’m honest because I take my games so seriously.

"That kind of looks like me! She's got my hairpins, my bow, and my blushy, flustered expression! So that's my guess! Is it supposed to be me?"

Yeah, it was you, you got me. Nishishi that means I lose. What’re you gonna ask me, huh?

"I think I wanna save that question! That way I can get you when you really don't expect it!"

She giggles, handing him a Panta out of her purse. Grape-flavored and everything.

"I heard from a friend that you're partial to these, but... I kinda forgot to give it to you earlier."

Fiiiine... I would call you out for cheating but finding loopholes in games is the fun part so I can’t blame you. You can save your question for later.

Panta! You should have given me this waaaay before.

Sayaka's eyes widened and she giggled.

"Oh my god, that reaction was so cute... This entire time, you've done nothing but melt my heart in my chest, and it's adorable... I may just have to start carrying that stuff on me, since it makes you so happy."

Yeeeah! Give me more Panta!! I’d do anything for more Panta. Hey, have you had Panta?

"I won't lie to a master liar, I have not. Let's just say my manager didn't quite allow fun... So I ended up missing out on most things. How good is Panta, anyway? Is it worth it?"

Are you serious..? You need to drink some right now. I’ll even give half of this one back if you don’t have another bottle.

"I brought three, actually, but they're for you, not me. I heard how much you love this stuff, so I came prepared."

Sayaka is naturally very generous, and she seems to hate getting things or keeping them for herself. It makes her feel selfish.

Nishishishishi. I have unlimited Panta. Now drink one already!!

Sayaka smiles at Kokichi, and giggles a little, taking the other one out and looking at Kokichi in nervous anticipation.

"If you say so. Wish me luck, Ouma."

You don’t need luck for this. You will enjoy it. There’s no doubt about that!!

Sayaka takes a sip, and her eyes light up, looking at Kokichi with the most innocent, happy stare.

"Wow! Gosh, I'm bitter I missed this my entire life! Wish I tried it earlier!"

Now you have the rest of your existence to drink as much Panta as you want. You’re welcome.

What is it Favourite fortnite dance emote?

#ooc>#anon #ask reply

"You're so cute! How did you become this adorable?" ~ @ask-sayaka-maizono

Reeallyyy? I’m cuuuteee? I can never tell you my secret to being cute now. What if you try to become cuter than me and take over the world instead of me!! What would I do then?

"You're very cute, and even cuter inside! But I don't have the drive to take over the world, I'm afraid. It's okay though. You're so cute, and I must protect you at all costs."

Okay then I’ll tell you my secret. You have to sacrifice at least 70 newborn babies per month if you want to be cuter than me. Per MONTH, got that? I’ll even tell you what ritual to use. It’s on page 621 of How to Spot a Liar for Dummies 404. That’s the name of the book. Nishishishi...

Sayaka is gullible. She fully believed he was sacrificing babies to be cute. Even so, she preferred to be her normally kind, gentle self about things.

"Err... W-Well, I don't wanna be cuter than you! You deserve to be the cutest! You're a good person, I can tell... even if you do sacrifice newborn babies."

I don’t actually sacrifice any babies. That was a lie. Jeez are you really gonna believe everything I say? I’m a liar y’know. You’d be better off distrusting me completely.

"It would be rude to just disregard everything you say as a lie. I may be very easy to fool, but I do have very good intuition, and I can tell that you aren't a bad person. If you were, I wouldn't feel safe with you. I don't feel safe with bad people. Besides, everyone lies for a reason, right? Besides, even a liar is capable of the truth. So in conclusion, I trust you completely, contrary to whatever you say."

Whether by naivete or hopefulness, Sayaka still trusts him for whatever reason.

Well what about this? Would you believe me if I said I killed 11 people. Four of them directly. Would you trust me then?

"I would absolutely believe you, and I'd still trust you. You aren't evil. And besides, if you need help, I'd be happy to do so. If you've done bad things, you had a reason. If you've hurt someone, they deserved it."

Sayaka looks at him, concerned.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"

Sayaka removes the pink bow on her chest, and gently begins wiping his tears away with it.

They didn’t deserve it... None of them deserved any of that.

"Oh, Sweetheart... C'mere..."

Sayaka gently wraps her arms around him, pulling him into a hug.

"You shouldn't beat yourself up about it. I'm sure they'd forgive you. Good people do bad things, but bad people never do good things. The fact that you care at all is a good thing. If you were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about anything you've done. But here you are, completely grief-stricken, undeniable proof that you feel guilty for your actions."

Whatever. It’s not like I cared about any of them. I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader y’know. And I’m evil, I don’t need friends. Anyways... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do, um- I don’t think you told me your name yet.

"If you want to stop talking about it, we can. Just know that I'll always be willing to listen to you if you ever want to vent."

She nods.

"My name is Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation. You may have heard of me, or maybe not. Anyways, if I were invisible for I day, I'd totally do random acts of kindness! And maybe play a few pranks! Harmless stuff, of course, but enough to where they get the message."

Kokichi Ouma. I don’t listen to pop music so I haven’t heard of you before. You would play pranks, really? I do that too...

Sayaka decides to use that information to her advantage, wanting to take Kokichi's mind off of his insecurities.

"Ooh, really? I don't get to play too many, but I do my best! What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on someone?"

Once I successfully made someone drench themselves in water!! Here, look, I’ll draw how I did it.

"That's wonderful, Sweetheart! You're very talented! Both with art and with pranks! I wish I was as good at either of those things as you are! You really are deserving of the title Ultimate Supreme Leader, I suppose, since a leader inspires their people. You're very inspirational."

You like my art? Now I have to draw you something!

How about we play a game? If you correctly guess who I drew, you can ask me any one thing and I’ll have to answer honestly. You’ll know I’m honest because I take my games so seriously.

"That kind of looks like me! She's got my hairpins, my bow, and my blushy, flustered expression! So that's my guess! Is it supposed to be me?"

Yeah, it was you, you got me. Nishishi that means I lose. What’re you gonna ask me, huh?

"I think I wanna save that question! That way I can get you when you really don't expect it!"

She giggles, handing him a Panta out of her purse. Grape-flavored and everything.

"I heard from a friend that you're partial to these, but... I kinda forgot to give it to you earlier."

Fiiiine... I would call you out for cheating but finding loopholes in games is the fun part so I can’t blame you. You can save your question for later.

Panta! You should have given me this waaaay before.

Sayaka's eyes widened and she giggled.

"Oh my god, that reaction was so cute... This entire time, you've done nothing but melt my heart in my chest, and it's adorable... I may just have to start carrying that stuff on me, since it makes you so happy."

Yeeeah! Give me more Panta!! I’d do anything for more Panta. Hey, have you had Panta?

"I won't lie to a master liar, I have not. Let's just say my manager didn't quite allow fun... So I ended up missing out on most things. How good is Panta, anyway? Is it worth it?"

Are you serious..? You need to drink some right now. I’ll even give half of this one back if you don’t have another bottle.

"I brought three, actually, but they're for you, not me. I heard how much you love this stuff, so I came prepared."

Sayaka is naturally very generous, and she seems to hate getting things or keeping them for herself. It makes her feel selfish.

Nishishishishi. I have unlimited Panta. Now drink one already!!

Sayaka smiles at Kokichi, and giggles a little, taking the other one out and looking at Kokichi in nervous anticipation.

"If you say so. Wish me luck, Ouma."

You don’t need luck for this. You will enjoy it. There’s no doubt about that!!

"You're so cute! How did you become this adorable?" ~ @ask-sayaka-maizono

Reeallyyy? I’m cuuuteee? I can never tell you my secret to being cute now. What if you try to become cuter than me and take over the world instead of me!! What would I do then?

"You're very cute, and even cuter inside! But I don't have the drive to take over the world, I'm afraid. It's okay though. You're so cute, and I must protect you at all costs."

Okay then I’ll tell you my secret. You have to sacrifice at least 70 newborn babies per month if you want to be cuter than me. Per MONTH, got that? I’ll even tell you what ritual to use. It’s on page 621 of How to Spot a Liar for Dummies 404. That’s the name of the book. Nishishishi...

Sayaka is gullible. She fully believed he was sacrificing babies to be cute. Even so, she preferred to be her normally kind, gentle self about things.

"Err... W-Well, I don't wanna be cuter than you! You deserve to be the cutest! You're a good person, I can tell... even if you do sacrifice newborn babies."

I don’t actually sacrifice any babies. That was a lie. Jeez are you really gonna believe everything I say? I’m a liar y’know. You’d be better off distrusting me completely.

"It would be rude to just disregard everything you say as a lie. I may be very easy to fool, but I do have very good intuition, and I can tell that you aren't a bad person. If you were, I wouldn't feel safe with you. I don't feel safe with bad people. Besides, everyone lies for a reason, right? Besides, even a liar is capable of the truth. So in conclusion, I trust you completely, contrary to whatever you say."

Whether by naivete or hopefulness, Sayaka still trusts him for whatever reason.

Well what about this? Would you believe me if I said I killed 11 people. Four of them directly. Would you trust me then?

"I would absolutely believe you, and I'd still trust you. You aren't evil. And besides, if you need help, I'd be happy to do so. If you've done bad things, you had a reason. If you've hurt someone, they deserved it."

Sayaka looks at him, concerned.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"

Sayaka removes the pink bow on her chest, and gently begins wiping his tears away with it.

They didn’t deserve it... None of them deserved any of that.

"Oh, Sweetheart... C'mere..."

Sayaka gently wraps her arms around him, pulling him into a hug.

"You shouldn't beat yourself up about it. I'm sure they'd forgive you. Good people do bad things, but bad people never do good things. The fact that you care at all is a good thing. If you were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about anything you've done. But here you are, completely grief-stricken, undeniable proof that you feel guilty for your actions."

Whatever. It’s not like I cared about any of them. I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader y’know. And I’m evil, I don’t need friends. Anyways... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do, um- I don’t think you told me your name yet.

"If you want to stop talking about it, we can. Just know that I'll always be willing to listen to you if you ever want to vent."

She nods.

"My name is Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation. You may have heard of me, or maybe not. Anyways, if I were invisible for I day, I'd totally do random acts of kindness! And maybe play a few pranks! Harmless stuff, of course, but enough to where they get the message."

Kokichi Ouma. I don’t listen to pop music so I haven’t heard of you before. You would play pranks, really? I do that too...

Sayaka decides to use that information to her advantage, wanting to take Kokichi's mind off of his insecurities.

"Ooh, really? I don't get to play too many, but I do my best! What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on someone?"

Once I successfully made someone drench themselves in water!! Here, look, I’ll draw how I did it.

"That's wonderful, Sweetheart! You're very talented! Both with art and with pranks! I wish I was as good at either of those things as you are! You really are deserving of the title Ultimate Supreme Leader, I suppose, since a leader inspires their people. You're very inspirational."

You like my art? Now I have to draw you something!

How about we play a game? If you correctly guess who I drew, you can ask me any one thing and I’ll have to answer honestly. You’ll know I’m honest because I take my games so seriously.

"That kind of looks like me! She's got my hairpins, my bow, and my blushy, flustered expression! So that's my guess! Is it supposed to be me?"

Yeah, it was you, you got me. Nishishi that means I lose. What’re you gonna ask me, huh?

"I think I wanna save that question! That way I can get you when you really don't expect it!"

She giggles, handing him a Panta out of her purse. Grape-flavored and everything.

"I heard from a friend that you're partial to these, but... I kinda forgot to give it to you earlier."

Fiiiine... I would call you out for cheating but finding loopholes in games is the fun part so I can’t blame you. You can save your question for later.

Panta! You should have given me this waaaay before.

Sayaka's eyes widened and she giggled.

"Oh my god, that reaction was so cute... This entire time, you've done nothing but melt my heart in my chest, and it's adorable... I may just have to start carrying that stuff on me, since it makes you so happy."

Yeeeah! Give me more Panta!! I’d do anything for more Panta. Hey, have you had Panta?

"I won't lie to a master liar, I have not. Let's just say my manager didn't quite allow fun... So I ended up missing out on most things. How good is Panta, anyway? Is it worth it?"

Are you serious..? You need to drink some right now. I’ll even give half of this one back if you don’t have another bottle.

"I brought three, actually, but they're for you, not me. I heard how much you love this stuff, so I came prepared."

Sayaka is naturally very generous, and she seems to hate getting things or keeping them for herself. It makes her feel selfish.

Nishishishishi. I have unlimited Panta. Now drink one already!!

#Look at this little sack of adorable!#ooc>#dot txt #NFTumblcryptids

moss-eyes

the minecraft creeper hoodie stays on during therapy

#ooc>#reblog

Nishishi you see me tag posts with "reblog" little did you know most of those posts were queued instead. Including this one!!

#Gotcha!#ooc>#dot txt

hotgrrlbummer

rat bastard (complimentary)

#Ah look it's me.#ooc>#reblog

"You're so cute! How did you become this adorable?" ~ @ask-sayaka-maizono

Reeallyyy? I’m cuuuteee? I can never tell you my secret to being cute now. What if you try to become cuter than me and take over the world instead of me!! What would I do then?

"You're very cute, and even cuter inside! But I don't have the drive to take over the world, I'm afraid. It's okay though. You're so cute, and I must protect you at all costs."

Okay then I’ll tell you my secret. You have to sacrifice at least 70 newborn babies per month if you want to be cuter than me. Per MONTH, got that? I’ll even tell you what ritual to use. It’s on page 621 of How to Spot a Liar for Dummies 404. That’s the name of the book. Nishishishi...

Sayaka is gullible. She fully believed he was sacrificing babies to be cute. Even so, she preferred to be her normally kind, gentle self about things.

"Err... W-Well, I don't wanna be cuter than you! You deserve to be the cutest! You're a good person, I can tell... even if you do sacrifice newborn babies."

I don’t actually sacrifice any babies. That was a lie. Jeez are you really gonna believe everything I say? I’m a liar y’know. You’d be better off distrusting me completely.

"It would be rude to just disregard everything you say as a lie. I may be very easy to fool, but I do have very good intuition, and I can tell that you aren't a bad person. If you were, I wouldn't feel safe with you. I don't feel safe with bad people. Besides, everyone lies for a reason, right? Besides, even a liar is capable of the truth. So in conclusion, I trust you completely, contrary to whatever you say."

Whether by naivete or hopefulness, Sayaka still trusts him for whatever reason.

Well what about this? Would you believe me if I said I killed 11 people. Four of them directly. Would you trust me then?

"I would absolutely believe you, and I'd still trust you. You aren't evil. And besides, if you need help, I'd be happy to do so. If you've done bad things, you had a reason. If you've hurt someone, they deserved it."

Sayaka looks at him, concerned.

"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"

Sayaka removes the pink bow on her chest, and gently begins wiping his tears away with it.

They didn’t deserve it... None of them deserved any of that.

"Oh, Sweetheart... C'mere..."

Sayaka gently wraps her arms around him, pulling him into a hug.

"You shouldn't beat yourself up about it. I'm sure they'd forgive you. Good people do bad things, but bad people never do good things. The fact that you care at all is a good thing. If you were a bad person, you wouldn't feel guilty about anything you've done. But here you are, completely grief-stricken, undeniable proof that you feel guilty for your actions."

Whatever. It’s not like I cared about any of them. I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader y’know. And I’m evil, I don’t need friends. Anyways... If you were invisible for a day, what would you do, um- I don’t think you told me your name yet.

"If you want to stop talking about it, we can. Just know that I'll always be willing to listen to you if you ever want to vent."

She nods.

"My name is Sayaka Maizono, the Ultimate Pop Sensation. You may have heard of me, or maybe not. Anyways, if I were invisible for I day, I'd totally do random acts of kindness! And maybe play a few pranks! Harmless stuff, of course, but enough to where they get the message."

Kokichi Ouma. I don’t listen to pop music so I haven’t heard of you before. You would play pranks, really? I do that too...

Sayaka decides to use that information to her advantage, wanting to take Kokichi's mind off of his insecurities.

"Ooh, really? I don't get to play too many, but I do my best! What's your favorite prank you've ever pulled on someone?"

Once I successfully made someone drench themselves in water!! Here, look, I’ll draw how I did it.

"That's wonderful, Sweetheart! You're very talented! Both with art and with pranks! I wish I was as good at either of those things as you are! You really are deserving of the title Ultimate Supreme Leader, I suppose, since a leader inspires their people. You're very inspirational."

You like my art? Now I have to draw you something!

How about we play a game? If you correctly guess who I drew, you can ask me any one thing and I’ll have to answer honestly. You’ll know I’m honest because I take my games so seriously.

"That kind of looks like me! She's got my hairpins, my bow, and my blushy, flustered expression! So that's my guess! Is it supposed to be me?"

Yeah, it was you, you got me. Nishishi that means I lose. What’re you gonna ask me, huh?

"I think I wanna save that question! That way I can get you when you really don't expect it!"

She giggles, handing him a Panta out of her purse. Grape-flavored and everything.

"I heard from a friend that you're partial to these, but... I kinda forgot to give it to you earlier."

Fiiiine... I would call you out for cheating but finding loopholes in games is the fun part so I can’t blame you. You can save your question for later.

Panta! You should have given me this waaaay before.

Sayaka's eyes widened and she giggled.

"Oh my god, that reaction was so cute... This entire time, you've done nothing but melt my heart in my chest, and it's adorable... I may just have to start carrying that stuff on me, since it makes you so happy."

Yeeeah! Give me more Panta!! I’d do anything for more Panta. Hey, have you had Panta?

"I won't lie to a master liar, I have not. Let's just say my manager didn't quite allow fun... So I ended up missing out on most things. How good is Panta, anyway? Is it worth it?"

Are you serious..? You need to drink some right now. I’ll even give half of this one back if you don’t have another bottle.

moss-eyes

i'm going feral y'all want anything?

#ooc>#reblog

So what's YOUR deal, Mr Kirigiri fanboy?

O-oh? What about me? Also if you will trash talk my queen I'll block and report you so don't you dare >:V

Ooooh I’m sooo scared. How about you go and report yourself. It’s not very nice to threaten people on the internet y’know. >:)

I have done nothing wrong uwu and I haven't threatened you yet

For starters, you like that murder show, don’t you? That’s where the Super Shit Level Detective is from, right? Riiiight?

*clears throat* well, simplifying great storyline with interesting universe to murder show is straight up insulting to it's creators that's first thing. Second, you apparently know nothing about Kirigiri-sama because otherwise you wouldn't say dumb sht like that. But it's okay to be wrong.

Hmmmmm....? I’m wrong? What if you were the one participating in that game? Are you sure you would reeealllyyy enjoy it? Didn’t your dear detective do everything in her power to stop it? Are you certain you’re on the right side, Pooichi?

Of course I would! I will do everything to get into the show! Maybe even as mastermind!! Oh, that would be sooo cool

But being a student is also exciting, don't you think detective is perfect for murderer? I mean, if I'd be ultimate detective I'll commit perfect crime! No one would ever solve it! *giggles*

... What the hell is wrong with you..? You’re even more fucked up than I thought you would be. But don’t worry, nishishi. I’ve already met a couple murderers. This is nothing compared to what they’ve done. I don’t even hate murder anymore! That’s how good I am at adapting.

What do you like other than murder shows? You have other interests, riiight?

Uh... Well... I don't really, Danganronpa is my whole life! And wait, you really met murderers? Real ones? That's crazy!

Of course I met murderers. Would I lie to you? Two of them were kids and one of them tried to steal my Pinkie Pie toy. Aaaand my old friends all killed each other too, y’know.

W-well... That doesn't sound... True. But... You're not lying? Are you?