[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[wadey-wilson]

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

[wadey-wilson]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[scerek]

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)

[juulpromocode]

All of my posts are good and my dick is fucking huge

[rslashrats]

*step step step*

ive come to give you Rat Power

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

me? I can have Rat Power?

[rslashrats]

Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power

[lucienemy]

@ratfolks

[mayleeillustration]

Witch’s bevarage

[lucienemy]

Broker and Lee regret their life choices

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vampire-crimson]

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

[babelady]

op what’s the address

[humorstaff]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me constantly

[lucienemy]

@ratfolks

[spideyjlaw]

me: i have no fears 

chris hemsworth: lol avengers 4 is worse than infinity war :)

me: i have one (1) fear

[honeybooboothefool]