stupid cat

just a small cat in a big world

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[emily-e-draws]

a tasty hoard for a tiny beast!🍓🐉✨

[sockssquishiiii]

koraidom except it's facing the front now

this is the look it gives when it wants a sandwich.

[epicsause-official]

was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation

[insanitysrequiem]

"Th- this sort of rudeness cannot be tolerated! How can you face the successor to the Ushiromiya Head Family and accuse him of eating a cheese?!"

[dilfosaur]

i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so

since it’s That Time of Year again, i’m just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic

[dilfosaur]

remembering to bring back this banger from 2018

[hemipenal-system]

dragons tend to form civilizations that last a really long time because dragons are very hard to kill except by other dragons. a short-lived dragon country can last anywhere from 150-300 years on average, and some of the longest-lived ones have been around for thousands of years and are still thriving

because of this, dragon laws are stupidly complicated

[hemipenal-system]

human managing to fend off the conquering dragon with a bunch of stupid legal technicalities that would bind her siege campaign up for fifty years to resolve

[hemipenal-system]

dragon: YOUR LAND IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF EMPRESS VOLHUNN. LEAVE OR YOU WILL BE BURNED OUT

human: well actually you can’t burn anything because you’ve already declared intent to colonize the land so for Dragon Code purposes it counts as yours already, since the Codex Serpentiae has a land ownership rule written in 1219 that’s never been formally overturned that states humans can’t own land and a dragon may claim any uncontested land at will

human: now since you own the land, dominius a priori states that you have gained ownership of anything on it, but also, critically, any contracts related to the land, and the High Court decided in Shibata v. Screamclaw (2009) that homeowners insurance does count as a contract

human: which means that if you burn anything here with intent but without reasonable cause you can be tried for insurance fraud

human: to say nothing of the numerous environmental damage and animal endangerment charges that any decent lawyer could get you 10 years in prison and up to $32,000 in fines for

dragon: WHAT

dragon: WHAT THE FUCK

dragon: THERE’S NO WAY THAT’S RIGHT

dragon: IS THERE A SCRIBE SOMEWHERE WHO CAN CHECK ANY OF THAT

scribe dragon: yeah thats actually pretty much all correct. sorry, Empress

dragon: HOW THE HELL IS BURNING THEIR HOUSE DOWN ANIMAL ENDANGERMENT

human: well funny thing actually! Offshores and Embassies, written in 1682 and also not formally struck down by the High Court, says that i can legally declare my property as an embassy and as such am subject to the laws of my governing country, so i went ahead and declared fealty to the Ancient Kharannian Empire, which never technically was marked as nonexistent after its collapse and under whose agriculture laws from the 200s i’m actually considered livestock and not a sapient creature

human: times were sure different then huh

dragon: ZERO FUCKING CHANCE-

dragon scribe: *shrugs* sorry

dragon: OH FUCK YOU

[atapi]

my contribution to make a terrible comic day 2025

[neometalpussy]

it kind of pisses me off that yanks act like the wigan kebab video is confusing like its just people from another country come on. they speak like that because a lot of places in the uk have their own distinct dialects. its not hard to understand what these foods are

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

werewolves? sorry buddy. around here we call them Howlers. vampires? those are Night Suckers. a ghost? not even close. that's a Nasty Little Flying Freak

[cute-catts]

[targetedknowledge]

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[ratismal]

HELP MEEEE!!!!! i wanna curl up and snuggle up in my comfy cozy bed and sleep forEVER but my lawyers are telling me this is "problematic" and "unsustainable" and that i have to "fulfill my contractual obligations" HELPPPPPP!!!!!

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[goth-princess-gwennie]

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

theyre lobsided

[goth-princess-gwennie]

oh I see! yay!

[cutecipher]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]