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Welcome to my ted talk, today we will talk about the smartest man alive...
credits from twitter: @boxedlamb
“bathroom” Suna Rintaro
warnings & notes: semi-public(?) making out, getting caught in the act
Summary: making out with rintaro in the bathroom
genre: smut/NSFW
Suna Rintaro x Male!Reader
word count: 372
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the bathroom door was pushed open the cool air conditioner was nice against your sweaty back.
you and Rintaro had just gotten back from volleyball practice and were now in the bathroom to take a small break.
you leaned against the counter, spreading the sink water up your arms to cool yourself down.
a warm body pressed up against you.
“c’mon rin, it’s too hot for this.” you groaned, not really in the mood for hugging.
“Oh?” he mumbled, nosing at your ear. “is it too hot for this?”
Rintaro’s smooth tongue glided over the skin on your neck before he began to suck lightly, nipping every once in a while with his teeth.
you let out a pleasured sigh and felt Rintaro’s hand grab the back of your thigh and push you against the sink counter, even more, grinding into you from behind.
his hands slipped under your shorts to grab at your thighs more, hands kneading into smooth yet muscled skin.
your head rested against Rintaro’s shoulder. you quickly turned around to press your lips to Rintaro’s, successfully catching him off guard.
your tongue sneaked into his mouth and his hot breath came in puffs against your lips.
you pushed him up against a stall, your hands pushing against his waist as he rested his own on your face or tangled in your hair.
Rintaro let out a moan when your hands slipped up his shirt and ran down the abs he was starting to gain.
but before it could escalate further Atsumu walked in.
“Why do you two always disappear? it’s like impossible to find- OH MY GOD!” he shrieked, eyes wide as you two pulled apart.
you wiped at your plump lips and tried to put on a smile yet it appeared strained. “heyyy atsumu...?” you said, waving lamely as Rintaro just stared in shock.
“no! no! what the hell?! how long has this been going on? did you ever plan to tell me? this is...” the blonde boy rambled on and on and eventually you and Rintaro just walked out.
“well that didn’t go as planned.” you laughed, interlocking your fingers with Rintaro’s.
“I guess not.” he hummed back, placing a kiss on your temple.
STRAIGHT COMPLEX -- SUNA RINTARO X MALE READER
authors note. LMFAO sorry for the super late part two to the turmoil series, hell week started and i'm having like 10 mental breakdowns every day. the horny is keeping me sane y'all
tw. size difference, noncon turns consensual, age gap, coercion, face slapping, slurs (fag, faggot), stomach bulge, objectification, humiliation, creampie, dacryphilia, edging, public sex, power imbalance ( wc. 1.7k )
Suna Rintaro x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Warning; blowjob, riding, semi-public.
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Haikyuu!!
Requested by Deffo-flerting on Wattpad
A yawn left my mouth as I stretched out my limbs, sighing as I sat down on the bench after I was done stretching. We just had a match against Karasuno, and we lost, and that made the mood depressing. I stared towards my team and classmates, Atsumu and Osamu were looking down while Kita was probably telling them some philosophical thing, typical Kita.
I smiled slightly, looking down at my hands, staring at them, and thinking about what I could’ve done to prevent this result. But, it doesn’t matter anymore right now. The match is already over and we’re about to leave.
I stood up from the bench, grabbed my jacket, and put it on, but before I could zip it up, a hand gripped my wrist and I was being dragged away from the team.
“Wha-?” I looked up, and I made eye contact briefly with Suna as glanced over his shoulder at me making me shiver under his gaze. “Where are we going…?”
“To release some steam.” That was all he said as he kept dragging me across the basement gym. I looked behind me and I saw Kita’s yellow, piercing eyes staring at us, I flinched and nervously laughed, scratching the back of my head with my free hand.
“We’ll be back in a bit!” I announced as we walked past the doors, and Suna kept dragging me across the hall, walking into the nearest bathroom, and pushing me inside a stall. “Ow, Suna, wait-…” he made me sit on the closed toilet lid and he pulled down my pants along with my underwear, kneeling in between my legs, holding my dick in his hand, “What are you d-?!”
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in which pornstar kuroo accidentally walks in on his shy roommate jerking off and can't seem to look away.
MDNI-- TOP MALE READER! WARNING BELOW CUT
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topic of first mate titties
WHY DOES BEPO LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BE RAPPED
shaking in my metaphorical boots as I approach Dressrosa at high speed
Bonten! Kokonoi Hajime x Top Male Reader NSFW Oneshot (Wattpad)
Warning(s): Semi-public, Oversimulation, Multiple orgasms, Toys, Riding, Slight Degradation?
Genre—Lemon
-Kokonoi Hajime
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Heavy breathing were heard by the white hair male as he was struggling to not let out moans while he was sitting in a club with Bonten and M/N.
"Yo, Kokonoi? You good?" Asked one of the Haitanis, Rindou.
Kokonoi nodded, afraid to verbally answer as he glances at M/N.
M/N was also stealing glances from Kokonoi as he had a sly smirk on his lips while he saw how Kokonoi is reacting to the vibrator that is in him.
M/N also had a small remote in his hand which was hidden in his pants pockets and he puts the vibrator's level up, making Kokonoi slightly jolt up as he pressed his hand on to his mouth quickly.
'I fucking hate M/N..so much.." Kokonoi thought as he felt pleasure from the vibrator.
Kokonoi felt the need to cum but he didn't since he doesn't want to stain his expensive pants.
"Koko, you don't look so good. You need me to take you back?" M/N's voice rang through Kokonoi's ears.
"M-mhm." Kokonoi hummed in agreement, getting up from his seat with M/N's help as his legs were softly trembling due to the simulation.
"Fuck you.." Kokonoi whispered to M/N as they were walking out of the club and M/N just smiles.
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M/N took Kokonoi to his luxurious penthouse where they immediately started to make out in the elevator.
In the middle of the makeout, Kokonoi broke it.
"Lemme ride you tonight, M/N.."
"Sure. Anything for you~" M/N whispered against his ear before licking the shell of it, causing Kokonoi whimper softly.
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"M/N- Fuck~"
"What? Hmm? Am I making you feel good, Koko~"
Kokonoi felt the L/N's hand holding his hips as he helped guiding them down to his cock which made the white hair male let out a loud moan.
"Aah~! God~" Kokonoi threw his head back as he felt M/N's cock inside of him again, making him dig his nails in M/N due the immense pleasure of both love bites that M/N doing on his neck and Kokonoi riding M/N.
"P-please~ Faster- Ahh~!"
Lifting his hips again and slamming back down, receiving moans from the both of them, the sound of skin slapping as the pace of the upward thrusting and bouncing sped up from both parties.
"Haa~! I'm g-gonna- Ahhh~!!" Kokonoi moans as he came between him and M/N.
"Ngh~ Came already~?" M/N continued his upward thrusting as he smirks at the overstimulated look on Kokonoi's face.
"A-ahh~!"
M/N felt Kokonoi's bouncing started to slow down as his hips began to give up on him. He then flipped them over which made Kokonoi's back touch M/N's bed.
The pleasurable loud moans kept erupting from Kokonoi as he felt M/N's cock crushing his prostate, making him lose his mind.
"Look at you.. Practically dumbfucked~" M/N muttered lusty to Kokonoi as he whined at the dirty words that came out of M/N's mouth.
"C-cumming~! G-gah~!" Kokonoi's eyes welled up with tears as he came. M/N didn't stop his thrusting. He was quite intrigued.
"Fuckk~I'm gonna cum now~ Haa~" M/N moaned out before he came inside of Kokonoi that made Kokonoi moan, feeling the warm liquid entering into him.
They were both out of breath of the intense sex they had.
M/N was going to pull out before Kokonoi wrapped his legs around his waist more strongly, only half way out of Kokonoi.
"More.. Please..?" Kokonoi whispered as he had a pleading look on his face while tears laid on his cheeks and drool dripping out from his lips.
M/N felt himself get hard once more before he shoved himself inside Kokonoi once again that caused a loud moan to leave Kokonoi.
"Fuck yess~ H-haa~"
"I'm going to make you my cock slut. Would you want that, hmm?" M/N rubbed the pale thighs of Kokonoi that were still around his waist.
"Please, sir~"
"Ha~ Fine then.."
Attention
Ran x Male!reader
Smut
Reader has been playing games all day so Ran makes up a plan for him to forget about the game and give him some attention.
MINORS + FEM ALINGED DNI
Ran was annoyed his boyfriend had been playing games all day and hadn’t been paying attention to him. He was horny and annoyed. Ran opened the door to the bedroom to find his boyfriend on the bed playing his game not even looking at him when he opened the door. This made Ran even more annoyed at the smaller male. “(Y/N) stop playing that stupid game and look at me,” Ran cooed as he walked towards his boyfriend. (Y/N) still not sparing the taller male a glance. Seeing this, Ran began with what his plan was to get the others' attention. He walked closer to the bed hopping on it and strandling the smaller’s legs. Ran started taking off his shirt and begun to feel around (Y/N)’s ass. Softly biting his lip. “Ran...stop,” (Y/N) murmured out. “Just focus on your game honey,” Ran whispered in his ear. (Y/N) listens and continued to play. Ran’s hands started to move up to the waist band of (Y/N)’s pants and underwear pulling them down off his body.
Ran started to knead his boyfriend's ass spreading his cheeks moving his head down and blowing on (Y/N)’s hole. (Y/N) started squirming from the cold air hitting his ass. “Remember keep your focus on the game,” Ran cooed smirking to himself as his fingers moved to his mouth coating them in his spit not wasting anytime trying to pry his index and middle finger inside (Y/N)’s hole. “AH! ~” the smaller boy moaned his head falling on the bed. Ran continued to move his fingers speeding up his pace “Wow you feel so nice and warm inside,” The taller male smirked as he started to spread his fingers moving up to bite (Y/N)’s neck. “R-ran! NGH!” (Y/N) was now balling his fists and scrunching up the blankets spit pooling in his mouth and falling out of his mouth down his chin.
“R-ran, NGH!~..slower please~..” (Y/N) struggled with the fast pace of rans fingers. Ran pulled his fingers out of (Y/N)’s hole. (Y/N) let out a small whimper at being empty looking bad at Ran seeing his shit eating grin. Ran soon latched onto his waist band and pulled his pants and underwear down stroking his hard cock. Soon spitting on his hand and coating his dick with spit to lube it up. (Y/N) blushed as he saw Ran’s dick. Although he’s seen it millions of times, it always makes him so flustered and gives him butterflies. Ran licked his lips as he lined up with his boyfriend's hole. Slowly pushing inside groaning as he felt the warm insides of the smaller. The warm tight hole sucking him in perfectly the warm insides squeezing around his fat cock. “Ugh, darling..your insides are perfect sucking me in so perfectly,” Ran smirked started to thrust in and out in a nice pace. (Y/N) whimpered and whined at the pace that Ran had set. “F-faster..please faster,” (Y/N) moaned clutching the blanket under him.
Ran smirked as he begun to spead up humping his boyfriend like there was no tomorrow. “AH~ R-RAN..NGH~” (Y/N) moaned loudly as his hole was getting abused and his dick was smothered and moved against the sheets as Ran pushed down on (Y/N)’s hips. “R-ran..CU-cuMMING” (Y/N)’s insides started to pulsate around Ran as he got closer soon (Y/N)’s head bounced back eyes rolling back mouth booming open as he came. Ran smiled as he saw his beautiful boyfriend cumming from the pleasure he was giving him. “R-ran w-wait! I just c-came! NGH!” the smaller boy felt an overwhelming amount of pleasure as Ran started thrusting faster and his cock pulsating (Y/N) could tell he was getting close. “I’m cumming inside darling!~” Ran continued his pace as he felt his cock leaking and soon, he came. Ran groaned as he felt relieved as he’d now gotten the attention he’s wanted from his lover.
chicago trip is going well i bought a bottle of gus fring’s precum
I drew ran instead lol (i cant fucking draw water so ignore that)
Oh, what I'll do to be in Sanzu's position rn 🤤😩
Credits to the artist (which a Pinterest poster didn't link. Sorry)
Reference: https://pin.it/7evh0cv
hes so hot omfggggg
IS THAT SHINICHIRO IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD THAT’S HIM
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