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[slamminslamminmcgill]

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MINORS DNI. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT. NO AGE IN BIO WILL BE ASSUMED TO BE UNDERAGE AND BLOCKED.

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Pedro Pascal at the "Jackass: Best and Last" Los Angeles premiere held at Paramount Theatre on June 24, 2026 in Los Angeles

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my mayor muslim

my bagel jewish

i let DILFS cum inside

KNICKS IN FIVE 😝😝😝💙🧡💙🧡

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Hi king I hope you’re having a wonderful day. Just wanted to pop in and say that 19 year old virgin, whatever, but I figured out how to “properly” use a dildo (so it actually feels nice) and it is. So pleasant. Just genuinely such a relief. Used to take me two hours to cum, now I can cut that down to 20-30 minutes just riding that damn piece of silicone.

Just absolutely peachy, genuinely. May this type of miracle find you too

what this gotta do with me

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thinking about getting SHITFACED drunk at a bar with logan. the both of you being a bad influence on each other. trying to drink each other under the table, until you hit the point where you both realize you’re too drunk to be anywhere but home. you stumble off your barstools and walk home, your steps swerve into each other and you grab each other for support.

you’re a couple blocks from home. and logan says he’s gotta piss. now. you ask him if he can hold it, and he says nope, then struts into the nearest alleyway and unbuckles his belt. at first, you just stand there, dumbfounded. he pulls his cock out, intimidatingly thick even when it’s soft. then he looks back at you over his shoulder and says

“the fuck ’re you lookin’ at? get on your knees, boy.”

tldr i just want drunk logan pissing on my face/in my mouth and i want him petting my hair and saying i’m a “nasty li’l fuck, ain’t ‘cha?” and when i swallow it i want him to call me a good boy and say he’s proud of me 🥺🥺 i’ll walk the 3 blocks or whatever soaked in piss idgafffff

[ladyverdance]

Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett / Wolverine XMEN Franchise (2000 - )

[greenglassmountain]

@airlocksandaviaries relevant to your interests?

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need to cling onto wolverine and just. huff him. bury my face in his pits his tits his bush his butt Wherever. thinkin bout humping his leg while huffing his armpits like poppers and he calls me a dumb cunt for getting off like that aaaaaa

i need him to be mean to meeee

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no one else to tell this to so im telling my favorite rimming enthusiast: I GOT TO EAT ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT LETS GOOOOOOOOO

YIPPEEEEEEE YAY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BABE 🥳💕🥹💖 omg isn’t it the most fun thing in the world i loooove eating ass i get so dumb silly goofy if i get my tongue in a hole and a big cock to fidget with

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deadpool’s dirty talk game would be so good during a smoke session 😵‍💫 picture it y’all imagine passing a bong back and forth yapping to him about one of your hyperfixations and he starts rubbing your cunt while you talk

“yeah so what actually happens is that-ah! gah-fuuuck, yea-a-ahhh…”

“yeah? keep talkin’ babe, i’m listening…”

your train of thought COMPLETELY derails. so now you’re just babbling nonsense about how good he is with his fingers.

“th—… uh… that, that feels good…”

“i can tell. feels like monsoon season down here.”

then he curls another finger and starts to rub your asshole, threatening to add to the two he’s already got in your pussy.

“what? you seriously got two holes for dick between your legs, and you think i’m not gonna use them both? pretty boy, don’t you get it? you’re god’s perfect bottom. you were MADE to take cock in a way that faggots like me can only dream of. it’s not right for me to let you waste half your potential like that.”

he lubes your ass with your own pussy juice and then slips one digit in.

“oh, now, thaaat’s a good boy. you opened up pretty quick, huh? yeah, that checks out for a whore like you.”

he slides his fingers out,

“open.”

then into your mouth. you dutifully suck them all clean.

“yay! good boy! who’s my dumb little whore? you are! yes you are! oh, you’ve DEFINITELY tasted THAT before. good boy!”

he pulls his wet fingers out of your mouth, holding it open so he can pull his mask up and spit in your mouth. you swallow, naturally. he then hands you the bong and the lighter.

“here’s something to keep you busy. now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going down on you for the next hour and a half. alright! talk to ya soon! love ya!”

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rly want wade to clench his thighs around my head while im blowing him

btw you CANNOT convince me he doesn’t like making people puke on his cock he absolutely gets off on that and he WILL laugh at you for it no matter how aggressively he’s fucking your throat

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Many many things to love abt ur wade but i think the bestest is that bro is just SO happy to be there like he is gods most joyous top when he gets to be all up in some tboys business

wade pussywhipped wilson i need to squirt in his mouth so bad.

wade the type to think squirt is piss because they both taste yummy.

and like i think it’s fair to say he’d love to eat almost every hole that’s presented to him. but transmasc pussy does something special to him. like… a sweet cute fuzzy boy cunt with man-smell and a fun little t-dick to suck and tease and lick and slap and nibble??? yeah you’re gonna have to peel that motherfucker off you with a crowbar i’m so deadass

[evenibal]

my beautiful princess w a disorder talk to me

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as a fellow adhd bisexual whore i wanna do hard drugs with deadpool i wanna snort lines of Fucking Whatever off his cock and then just go bananas sucking him off deepthroating him maybe even rimming or fingering him teehee and then i want him to make me do another line while he’s eating me out and when he starts fucking me it’s so gooooood but it’s too much drugs for my tummy to handle so i have to run to the bathroom to puke and wade’s holding my hair back and sobbing his apologies over and over while my body purges itself back to stasis. then i wanna get in the shower with him and have him pee on me/in me before we actually wash up, and once we’re clean we’re cuddling in bed, he’s big spoon and he’s rubbing my cunt. idk do y’all get it

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Fuckkk cant believe I’m getting here three years too late to make a jimmysaul ask… rip.

Shoutout to your old writing for him tho you are singlehandedly supercharging the transmasc x jimmysaul fantasies out here so thank you lmfao 🫡

I MEANNNN you can still send it you’re never too late oomf. i post on who has my adhd gooner monkey brain neurons occupied at the moment so if someone gets me thinking abt a diff blorbo im liable to come back and cook for them lol

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Yesterday I was sad and just not having a good time and I forced myself to go do the dishes because we don't want roaches in this bitch and when I came back you had posted that delicious little wade post so thank you for rewarding me for doing my dishes bestie

I FINALLY DID MY DISHES TN TOO YOU’RE WELCOME OOMF WE BEATING THE ADHD/TRANNIES DON’T DO DISHES ALLEGATIONS

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getting backshots from logan howlett and you’re having the time of your life. a puddle of proof pools on the sheets below you. your hands can’t stop grasping at whatever’s in reach: pillows, the bedframe, the nightstand, anything. anything that can help you bear this onslaught behind you. you don’t know how you’re taking all of him, but you are. the ache of him stretching you out isn’t entirely gone; it merely underlines the roaring waves of euphoria he’s giving you. it’s a lot, sure, but you’ll be fine. you can take it. you’ve been taking it for a while now. earlier, when he had you on your back, he took your hand in his and pressed it to your tummy, right where his cockhead nestled comfortably inside you. he asked “y’feel me?” and you sniffled a pathetic little “mhm…” in response. it was sweet. gentle.

and look at you now.

missionary’s angle could at least soften the blows, warm you up a bit, but doggystyle holds nothing back. you feel everything. you’re being cored from the inside out. logan has to keep lifting your ass up because your body’s too weak to do so without being reminded. and with logan keeping your butt in the air, it gets him even deeper, somehow. you could’ve sworn ‘balls deep’ was two inches ago, but hey, you’re not complaining. in fact, it’s perfect. he’s hitting right where you need him. bullseye. you egg him on by thrusting yourself back into him, driving the point home, accentuating his movements without him asking you to. you assume he’ll appreciate it, but alas, that’s your downfall. instead, he goes still, bottomed out inside you, throbbing angrily. he grips your hips far too tight, locking you against him, and he speaks with a tone that makes your blood run cold.

“who said you could fucking move?”

you freeze. no one said that. he certainly didn’t say that. you gulp, and sheepishly turn your head back around to see him staring daggers at you. he raises an eyebrow.

“you gonna answer me, hole?”

you have no answer for him. you start to craft one, “i— i’m sorry… i… i thought—“

but he cuts you off, “you thought what? that i’m not going hard enough?”

logan starts to withdraw his cock, and you panic. instantaneously. 0 to 100. like him pulling out would be disgracing your bloodline for generations, and you can NOT let that happen. you’re frantic by the time the ridge of his head catches on your entrance, “n-no! nooo, logan, oh my god, please, pleeease, you feel so good! you feel so good inside me, you’re so fucking good at this, logan, i swear, i—FUCK!”

he cuts you off again, this time, physically rather than verbally. he takes his cock nearly all the way out, just to SLAM it all back inside you. the force of it shoves you up the bed a few inches. then he does it again. and again. slow, hard, reverberating shockwave thrusts that knock the words right out of your mouth. once he’s made his point, he picks up the pace, giving you pure aggression with every snap of his hips.

“hey. look at me.” one of his hands leaves your hips. he grabs a fistful of your hair and forces your eyes to his, “next time you want more? use your words like a big boy…”

and then your face is being shoved into the mattress.

“…and you’d better know what you’re fucking asking for.”

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finally a ftm writer that also does marvel chars🤤 would you be up for requests abt characters like daredevil or bullseye?

i don’t rly know much abt them sorry :(( the only marvel characters i write for rn are deadpool and wolverine