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Officially licensed Bob's Burgers Pride Merch via Toddland.com

a real full-length maid dress is so much more sexual than a skimpy cosplay outfit made for roleplay. that's the cishet version of maidplay. the lady will hike up my long layers of petticoats if she wants to bend me over any furniture, like a proper maid

thestrawberrydreams

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

korben600

Also, “partner” is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.

It’s a good word. People should use it more.

transgender-rex

anxietyproblem

shetheyslain

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

horvival

Resident Evil 2 (1998)

claudiawolf

SILENT HILL 3 (2003) dev. Team Silent

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

pokeballvictim

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

claudiawolf

SILENT HILL (1999) / SILENT HILL 3 (2003) dev. Team Silent ↳ It looks like a dog, but it says "WOLF" and everything, so...

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

dicespider

FULLY RIGGED EMERGENCY PNGTUBER COMMISSIONS!

For 200 dollars, yes, only 200 dollars I will fully draw and rig a complex pngtuber for you that can follow your mouse, with an extra 20 for each added emote. The only thing required is some sort of reference for the character (amateur doodles accepted). If you've been wanting to get into streaming and want the fluidity of a vtuber without the tech and price this is a fantastic deal.

Turn over time is less than a week and I currently have 5 slots open!

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(Will do Human, Furry, Horror and a Twitch TOS acceptable amount of boob jiggle if desired)