the view from halfway down

azul • 25 • they/them

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[dgeometric]

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

[excitementshewrote]

[lyssatbqh]

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out

[ratrhythms]

i want to throw up

[stjohnstarling]

Yeah, well, I'm the most handsome wet specimen in this oddities cabinet.

[cockheadfuck]

[somepositivityforyou]

Growth doesn’t have to be huge to be real. Sometimes it’s a single boundary. Sometimes it’s getting through the day without collapsing. Sometimes it’s choosing kindness toward yourself instead of criticism.

[ivytherium]

Comfortable hole, bye

[everyluxoziatonce]

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

[bisexualbunk-deactivated2026050]

sure yaoi is great but in reality men don't deserve happiness

[pocket-bug-art]

Lily of the valley 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[anxeious]

[fus-mar-hoz]

*aborted baby voice* you can abort me by pressing "z" on your keyboard. Try it now! You can manage your abortions on the "My Abortions" tab. Open the shop to get more abortion pills. You can also spend 5 gems to speed up your abortion

[dozydawn]

opal carved by makoto nakano

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...