the funky blog

funky little rat man that writes || he/they/it

[drinksss]

roof time

[rats-in-moss]

he looks like he would say honk, honk man.

[rats-in-moss]

shaking and crying at the momment, dont mind me.

i aspire to have the raw gender that james from pokemon has. it could be that im trans but you. get. my. point.

like how dare you be obviosly male but still wear dresses sometimes and like traditionally feminine things andgxiwdgefhydregyudiyiiy

im convinced my childhood crush on james made me trans and bisexual.

[rats-in-moss]

ralph

i love ralph from Detroit become human so much, he is so cool have you seen ralph??? best character. i wish ralph was in more of the game, though actually maybe not sadly because the game is already really really good but i love ralph so much and i wish he got more time but the game is already so good but ralph????

[rats-in-moss]

(minor spoilers for detroit become human) IM FUCKING PISSED, I DECIDED TO KEEP PLAYING AND WHY THE HELL DID THEY CUT OFF HIS LIMBS? HE HAD FOUR WHEN YOU LAST SEE HIM SO WHY THE FUCK WAS HE THAT DAMAGED. i apoligize this video game is toying with my emotions lmao

[rats-in-moss]

ralph

i love ralph from Detroit become human so much, he is so cool have you seen ralph??? best character. i wish ralph was in more of the game, though actually maybe not sadly because the game is already really really good but i love ralph so much and i wish he got more time but the game is already so good but ralph????

[rats-in-moss]

i love my intrest :]

im currently really intrested in stuff like scams and casinos, and thats cool right? 

now most people would probably think id use my knowledge to protest against scams and stuff,

*evil voice* YOU FOOL! YOU SCOUDRAL! YOU ABSOLUTE FUMBLING LITTLE BUFOON! I WAS ONLY PERFECT MY CRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!

*proceeds to get scammed out of eighty bucks by a toddler*

[rats-in-moss]

i dislike her >:[

[wani-zame]

quick lumity doodle

that kiss made me so happy

[norapotwora]

Possums

[rats-in-moss]

<3

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you ever quality check your own posts??????? 

like you’ll just be sitting there and then get the absolute primate monkey brain urge to become an inspector

[rats-in-moss]

small prompt.

you’ve been injured in some way, but before your life can slip away from you you hear an extremely loud screech. when you awaken, you are in an abandoned town, in an abandoned building. absolutely covered head to toe in what feels like some sort of nest material. you attempt to get up to look around but before you can you hear a small grunt of disapproval. the rest is up to you :)

[rats-in-moss]

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH

I JUST GOT DONE DRAWING MY BIG OL’ MONSTER MAN OF AN OC AND I FEEL LIKE I COULD KILL GOD HIMSELF

[rats-in-moss]

dinosaur

i wanna be a pteradactal mansss, like there so cool??????? they make me so happy, ima go draw a pteradactal now

[jitterbugbear-deactivated202505]

lucky ducky 🌷🦆

[rats-in-moss]

normalize giggling your ass off at a gif of a skeleton doing the gangdom style for fifteen minutes.

[rats-in-moss]

reformed villain x morally corrupted hero has to be one of my favorite tropes to write other than plain old enemies to lovers.

because, yes it is essentually enemies to lovers with extra steps but?????????? it so gooood and fun, very smexy 100%

the villian and the “hero” are having a dramatic scene where the former hero reveals themselves as a villian after being betrayed or somthing, and everyone else is just like “really man??? we just converted them you really gotta do this now???

[rats-in-moss]

motavation

i phisically dont get motavated by anything anymore, but the only reason im not a complete shit show at the momment. is because of a voice actor, somewhere, making videos telling people to do things in shadow the hedgehogs voice. i havint been able to find them for like two straight years. but the memmory, shall forever live on.

[rats-in-moss]

pain

i love my blog dont get me wrong but i hate looking at my blog at night and getting my fucking eyes evaporated by my led light of a background.