greasy lil' opossum @kazldazl - Tumblr Blog

So do the checkmarks have any benefit?

of course they do, they're public clown makeup. the largest dunce cap imaginable. a blinking neon target on your back with the bold words "kick me"

girl-of-braids

thetursithan

Cameriere al top!!

1oldbear

And you’re trying to tell me he isn’t worth at least $25/hr?

drtanner

NO SUCH THING AS UNSKILLED LABOUR!!!!

callmebliss

STAIRS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

junkfoodcinemas

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022) dir. Eric Appel

the-real-skeletor

What the fuck is this movie about

evilkitten3

it’s about weird al yankovic did you not see the title

skulandcrossbones

The Sandman S01E04: A Hope In Hell

beboots

cryptotheism

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

cassiecassi

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

lesbianfanfictionenthusiast

my spine really said miss me with that straight shit what an ally

#hahah i learned i had scoliosis at the hospital too and that was my first thought

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater

frownyalfred

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

thenightpost

yes, there will be manmade horrors beyond your comprehension. but also woman-made horrors. if you're lucky, nonbinary-made horrors. and you certainly won't comprehend those either

tethered-heartstrings

lesbianfanfictionenthusiast

eli

that is my name indeed

patricksballs

The Wrath of the Lamb | cross stitch | 2022

unstrungbones

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”