it’s very late at night

I’m the moon keeper keeper of the moon tomorrow? who knows

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ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN

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what if the shower takes us

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hey baby are you Britney Spears? cause I’m a slave for you- wait no martha I promise I’ll pay the bill next month just please don’t take the kids

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me: and she asked why I did it. Like? I did it because the toaster broke. God, life is hard. Anyways, that’s how I broke my uncle out of jail

the Christmas tree guy: sir do you wanted your tree trimmed or not

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AU prompts: masterlist of lists

Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across! This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more! 

also: there are a few lists that people have requested that i have not been able to find so if you know of one/write one, please send it to me. my messages/ask/submit are all open. WANTED: expectant parents/parents with newborns aus, historical aus

 (updated on november 6th, 2016) 

(current count: ~163 lists + 39 individual prompts)

themed:

super long list of college aus

more college aus

even more college aus

autumn aus

it’s really cold outside aus

meet-ugly

art school aus

femslash aus

they know each other but don’t know that they know each other aus

awkward first meeting aus

MORE college aus

airport related aus

fake married/dating trope

pub aus (here for halloween season)

royal aus

assassin aus

opposites attract

lots more under the cut, the post was getting unwieldy

Keep reading

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yeah I do drugs

D

R

U

G

Shove cool rocks I found into my underwear drawer because I’m a closeted gremlin

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S

Harryhausens? but it’s impossible to get a reservation there

A

R

K

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I hope Vector from Despicable Me got what he wanted what a saint

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What makes Wesley from the Lorax glow

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since your body is 70% water if you turned yourself inside out and somebody drowned you in your own body water would it be considered murder or suicide

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have no fear. confused bisexual girl is here

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what if like. you showered with that acid stuff in glowsticks and evertime you come out of the shower you’re literally just glowing. everyday is radiatingwithglowstickacid day