AW COME ON ITS RIGHT THERE AND THE DAMN THING ISNT EVEN GOING OFF!
Babe! Remind me to grab batteries for the rodent detector!
And yet I'm still the most active rodent/rat detector lol.
Do you take 9v or AA?
This detector is powered by 300 to 360 rats running on their wheels. The more rats that run at once the more I detect.
Breaking News!
Rodent detector uses rat power?
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This is just in! In a shocking recent update from the tumblr rat detectorverse, rodent-detector has publicly confessed to using over 300 rats at a time to power their rodent detector. As of right now, the rats have not released an official statement revealing their thoughts on the matter, therefore it remains unknown if the rats are recieving appropriate wages, drawing widely spread concern from many rat employment experts. A well known expert, Mx R.A.T. Expert (32), reportedly stated that most rats under these conditions are in fact not being paid the proper rat wages. There has been no further comments from rodent-detector, leading many to wonder if they are on the run from the rat authorities.
More updates coming to you live on BBC news.
Rodent detector is run by the rats that run on the wheels. This is our rat propaganda blog. If you would like to schedule an interview we would consider it. Submit your questions to our mischief for consideration and potential response. I will warn you though, any further slander towards any of the 360 of us will result in us using our lawyers at @rat-rat-and-ratt-law-group or @rattorney-at-law
I think I'm going to get sued again..
If it's any consolation, most of my clients are open to negotiating snack-based settlements.
Oh hell no, not this client. This is a giant news corporation spreading slanderous accusations about our legitimate business, we will destroy them financially. Money = many snacks and funding for a mecha rat. Get them rat lawyer! Show them why rats are the law!
