hi, call me rat.

my ao3 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[yandere-genji]

ok, ik ik. professor au is overused. but can you think of any role sigma would fit better in? the hard working professor that keeps a strict professional distance from his students until one day he mets you. as diligent and as pragmatic as him, and always eager to challenge him if you disagree with his teachings. how could you be so bold to your superior? he becomes obsessed with putting you in your place, denying the fact that he finds you irresistible. he has to drown his adoration for you with his hatred of you and it begins to reflect on your grades. you’re sure that he has a personal vendetta against you and you are determined to confront him, asking to met him at his office hours. he’s all too eager to say yes, he’s been waiting for you to fall into his trap. what does he have planned for you next? well, you’ll just have to wait to find out...

[ershebet]

I stole Snape’s cell phone, don’t ask how I got the password. He has a very interesting gallery  😁 👍

[bizarrebaby]

Without Question| Caustic/Reader

Pairing: Caustic/Reader (AFAB, female pronouns)

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: somnophilia, overstimulation, caustic’s unknown condition. dirty talk. slight obsessive behavior, self deprecation (from Caustic), Caustic calls reader ‘rabbit’, creampie

summary: Caustic doesn’t always focus all of his attention on you, but when he does, you’ll never forget it

Caustic is a fickle man. He wants things to be precisely as he intends them to be. He strives for nothing if not accuracy in his results. 

Caustic is not the most attentive lover. To this, he’ll freely admit. He sometimes wonders, deep in his work, why you waste your time with him. He adores you, of course. You make him feel things he’d not thought himself capable of for many years. But there are only so many hours in a day, and he’s unable, and sometimes unwilling, to devote many of them to you. When he does occasionally make his way to bed in odd hours of the night, he’s too exhausted to do much more than throw an arm over you and pass out. 

But when he’s decided he wants you, there’s little that can stand in his way. 

Make no mistake. One word from you, and it could all be over. But therein is another thing he adores about you— you never feel the need. There are times when he gets into these obsessive moods— where he’s as fascinated by your body as he is by his work.

Keep reading

[ratsmagnumdong]

i’ve never wanted to suck the soul out of a man until i laid my eyes upon yeehaw caustic

[kabukiaku]

guys i love sigma. he quickly becoming my new OW fav ahhh- i just– AHHHH-

[ottogatto]

Honestly the big hot take on Snape as evil because he’s obsessed over a dead woman is so fucking ableist it’s surprising nobody realized what a stain it is on the anti-snape part of the fandom.

Because it basically says "you never got over the death of a woman you love and still think she’s accessible to you so much you’re throwing your life away for an obsession that’s just as toxic on you and using maladaptive coping mechanisms since your psychological growth was heavily impaired by it and you must seek a therapist but instead we’re gonna paint you as creepy and evil and unredeemable because that’s all what non-conforming mentally ill people are and deserve" 👏🤡👏

[gay-caustic]

[rottengirll69]

made a post about stoner caustic last night and i havent been able to stop thinking about it

[rocketjumpsocio]

Death is not mercurial. It’s patient… unlike life.

first Apex Legends fanart! 

[rottengirll69]

caustic headcanons because i am insane and also bored 😀👍

- smokes like 10 bowls immediately after a match. he might say that the matches are exhilarating but his old man bones will begin to crumble if he doesnt de-stress immediately. i will die believing caustic is a stoner

- “caustic” is more of a character than you think, outside of the arena he’s definitely that cliche big guy who might seem a bit scary but once you offer him a peace offering,, like idk a coffee or a plant,, he might warm up to you.

- the other legends definitely find it hard to keep up with caustics character. a lot of inner eyerolls from the other legends while hes screaming about rapidly approaching death or whatever. he probably cringes at himself too

- he’s definitely a skinship kind of guy. he might not want to hold hands or cuddle in public but he might fiddle with the sleeve of your shirt while youre talking or play with the tips of your hair (if you have any) on the dropship.

-he might not immediately open up, but hes a good listener. hes very wise and some how always knows what to say.

- a firm believer in the phrase “everybody deserves a bit of mystery.” he believes that trauma doesnt dictate who you are, it just teaches you lessons.

-literally do not argue with him because he will win and then will laugh at you because you realised he was right.

- surprisingly good with kids. hes kind of like the cool depressed uncle figure to them

-snorts when he laughs

-wakes up at 5am, sleeps at 3am. rinse repeat. please someone help him

-definitely a steak and red wine kinda guy

-watched silence of the lambs and became a hannibal kinnie very early on

-when hes not in his lab hes training, and when hes not training hes drinking an iced black coffee and stress smoking

-can probably play one song really well on the piano but only that ONE song.

-despite all of this, he is very dedicated to his research. he is still an evil little man but maybe .... maybe he is a little teeny weeny bit nice

[molinaesque]

Whouffaldi | Figures

[ratsmagnumdong]

he presses a soft kiss to your forehead before he rests his own against yours. one hand cradles your cheek with a gentleness only he can provide and the other is stroking your hair in a loving manner, once again, only he can provide. there’s a tender look in those periwinkle eyes of his and god, how did somebody like him ever care about somebody like you? “it’s okay to not be okay, mijn schat,” voice barely above a whisper, he wipes away the loose tears with the pad of his thumb, “do you wish to speak about it?” when you proceed to shake your head and hide your face in his chest, he wraps his arms around you tightly and envelopes you into a hug. you weren’t okay and that’s fine, but just for this moment, just one little moment, he’ll allow himself to get wet in your rain and be the one to take the pain away.

[ratsmagnumdong]

siebren is the only man who can even relatively make me feel the pure emotions of the song ‘like real people do’ by hozier. like fuck man. imagine dancing with siebren to that song. him resting his forehead against yours while whispering the lyrics under his breath. his hand against the small of your back and guiding you, swaying lightly to the music. him pressing light kisses upon your forehead, cheek, anywhere on your face. pulling you to his chest and making you feel so loved.

[ratsmagnumdong]

“you’re doing so great,” their voice is gentle, soft even. they cradle your face with the utmost gentleness you’ve ever received from another human being. you can feel their thumb absentmindedly rubbing against the soft flesh of your cheek and you find yourself leaning into the comforting touch. the next words that leave their mouth felt like a punch to the chest and you suddenly find it hard to breath. “i’m so proud of you,” they say, and god, for the first time in your life, you almost believe it.

[final-fantasy-mama]

I’m a simp for all the Galvus guys yes even Varis. Poor dad needs some beer and sex.

[dat-paw]

i improved Stormblood by making the Emperor’s armor sound like empty soda cans and that’s why the peace talks with garlemald failed

[bloatsome]

Every interaction with a Marauders stan ever:

Marauderfen: omg wtf is wrong with you asshole! Snape used a racial slur when he was 15!! Why don't you Snape apologists ever acknowledge his flaws???!

Snapedom: yes it was really horrible to do that and being sexually assaulted is no excuse for it but the Marauders did bully Snape for amusement and we just think you guys should accept your characters' flaws too.

Marauderfen: they're literally precious cinnamon rolls who have done nothing wrong in their life have you even read fanfics about them?