procedures
[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: A grayscale stick person wearing an oversized t-shirt featuring a flag with red, green, blue and black stripes is looking down and talking.
Pseudoally: "I want you all to know that you are still valid in the confinement pit. You have my support. I will write strongly worded letters about the need for air conditioning in the pit."
From the pit: "There's a ladder right next to you!"
Panel 2: The view switches to showing the pit from above, ladder and all. The pit contains a variety of chromatic people, including a small one with a mint green propeller hat and one with animal ears.
Pseudoally: "Look, I know it looks simple for me to just take this ladder and pass it down into the pit. But there are procedures here."
An orange square-headed person: "It is simple!"
Pseudoally: "No because you see, ladder allocation has to be done through the system. Properly."
A dark blue person with lime green legs: "They dug the pit without even caring about the system!"
Panel 3: The pseudoally pontificates from on high while the orange person watches in the foreground. A moss green person wearing a bandana and a pink person with a light blue jacket and bright orange, triangular anime glasses are passing a ladder down into the pit.
Pseudoally: "Look, I really wish there was something I could do but- hey what are you doing?"
Moss Green: "Helping."
Pseudoally: "I don't think extreme methods like this are good for the movement!"
Anime Glasses: "We don't give a shit. Step aside."
End ID.]
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