I’m The Fucking Lizard King

Hi, I’m Rat! 🐀

[prettynerdieworks]

♛ ALAN RICKMAN as HANS GRUBER in Die Hard (1988) ♛

“I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way… so he won’t be joining us for the rest of his life.”

[transfemininomenon]

[reversewerewolf]

[transfemininomenon]

[dinomoder]

I am so honored to be a part of an image that so perfectly captures fanboys and their arrogant behavior

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[grandparentcore]

it’s what I deserve

[pixiescout]

At the end of the day

[hauntinglesbian]

just did some quick math and turns out

sarah + snake = sexy 🔥

[born2dyke]

Sarah said gay rights

[pybun]

some time in the future

[fandomes]

when you’re a bottom and can’t deal with the responsibility of being jumpmaster

[cryallen]

When boomers take selfies

[pybun]

rave music intensifies

[drjunebug]

“Love this Earth...

Love it as much as life itself...

Earth which all life has come...

Earth to which all life returns...” - Gwen Fostic

[dateamonster]

anyone on these interwebs wanna talk about……… clowns?

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

Hey d'you want to know why some clowns are scary?

[dateamonster]

i am definitely apprehensive but sure i would like to know

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

So I learned to be a clown briefly in grade 7. And here’s the thing, clowning is taking the worst aspects of yourself and amplifying them to the point of hilarity (It’s quite good for self-esteem, actually). But here’s the thing, some people try to make their clown a happy clown when they themselves aren’t a happy person, and that is, technically, lying. And our brains are REALLY REALLY GOOD at detecting lies, so warning bells go off. And therefore we get scared.

TL:DR, the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying.

[dateamonster]

“the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying” is a mood and im not sure how but it really really is

[allthetwistedwickedgames-deacti]

Okay buddy you made clowns a LOT worse.

[papermachette-deactivated202604]

Great dad. A+ for trauma.

[yearofthesnitch]

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

[kikisdeliveryservices]

You’re a natural!