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I wanted to to a profile on a dating site but I can only choose whether I’m a man or a woman. And if I’m genderneutral? That’s not an option it seems.

#genderneutral and trying to get a date

Why is no "not all men"man screaming 'not all men' when Valar morghulis?

#i'm going to bed #to late

Other +30 years olds: marriage, kids, mortgage. Have plans for future Me, a +30 year old: furry babies, single, lives with parents (again), can't even plan 2 minutes ahead

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

I'm trying to figure out if this guy likes me bit I'm to awkward to ask him and also feel like it might become weird next time we meet. Any suggestions?

#issues #likeornotlike #awkward #thisshitagain

My flirting technique: staring at person until they notice me Me when others are flirting with me: misunderstand or miss it completely

#flirting #technique #what #if you like my face say it because I never understand signs of this

You can be anything you want they say. Telling your employment office you want to be a shield maiden and fierce warrior is obviously NOT one of those things. It's all lies. And I couldn't become a druid either

#be anything #anything you want #as long as it's considered normal by todays standards #shieldmaiden #lies

That moment when you're a person with a uterus and get stomach pain. Is it your period? Food poisoning? Did your appendix break? Are you in labor without knowing you was expecting? Or do you just need to poop? The possibilities are endless.

#period #stomach pain #what is going on

Rant

Drinking does not help against depression. It just uncorks all the thoughts I don't want to think. Like how easy it is to find someone to have sex with but so hard to keep them. I'm over 30 and my longest relationship was 3 months. Maybe it's time to give the dating apps and sites a chance. Maybe. Or maybe just give up on the thing called love. Eh, I'm just a selfish self-pitying idiot who had to much wine. Don't read this rant. And I want to wear a nice dress outside of cosplay and truly find someone special.