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| kris | she/her | so far i've been posting mainly(only..) about newmann. probably shitload of mistakes here im lazy to check my grammar :p

[rav3n-notacrow]

I watched the Odyssey today.. and tell my why.. Elliot Page kind of looks like Hermann's younger brother...

[merixa78]

How can people listen to Hermann or just look at him and decide he's always a top

Hell no that man needs to be and will be dicked by Newt bc I said so

[rav3n-notacrow]

there's no way there's not a single person on this planet who hasn't replicated at least some of Newt's tattoos, right?

[rav3n-notacrow]

every time I type "and" that predictive text feature above my keyboard suggests "Hermann" or "Newt"... this happens no matter what language I'm writing in lol

[rav3n-notacrow]

Thought about that phrase "B wouldn’t mind being in love with a man if it didn’t mean being in love with A; A wouldn’t mind being in love with B if it didn’t mean being in love with a man" and which part suites Hermann or Newt more

Quickly realized it doesn't work for them because they're both gay as fuck

[rav3n-notacrow]

there's a new coffee shop in my town called "Newton" (that does stuff with glitter and stickers)

hashtag newton geiszler mentioned well not really but I'm still gonna go there fully convincing myself that he is

[rav3n-notacrow]

Who do you think would be more into dnd hermann or newton?

Newt definitely seems like the type to like it, and I think he would try really hard to get Hermann to participate, but Hermann's like kind of condescending bc he thinks it's childish and he obviously has more serious matters to attend to.

But then Newt somehow finally convinces him to play (probably through the lost bet), and turns out Hermann is even more into dnd than Newt

(but it's also funny to think that hermann would absolutely suck at dnd and hate playing it, but he still would attend sessions out of pure hatred and spite)

[rav3n-notacrow]

The exam season ends in like a week and the first thing on the list is to finally listen to my newmann playlist and daydream about them

[rav3n-notacrow]

When Hermann is not in the lab Newt listens to more romantic songs that he's ashamed to turn on around Hermann because it ruins his rockstar image 😔

[rav3n-notacrow]

DARE I SAY NEWMANN

[rav3n-notacrow]

the last time I watched pacrim uprising was long before my newmann obsession started; ergo, I remember absolutely NOTHING from that movie except for Alice (well, partially), Mako's death, and the absence of Raleigh. (and overall how bad it was)

Question: do i need to rewatch it?

Cons: I would be doomed by the awfulness of this movie and no longer be blessed by the privilege of nescience

Pros: angst newmann precursors fanfiction

[rav3n-notacrow]

Happy pride month to my dear friends Newton Gayszler and Hermann Gayttlieb !!

[rav3n-notacrow]

No matter how much Hermann kept telling Newt to call him Dr. Gottlieb in front of other people, the reason why Newton finally started doing it was only bc he noticed a remarkable resemblance between Hermann's handwriting and a doctor's illegible scrawl

[rav3n-notacrow]

just finished playing Bully for the first time today. And, well, first of all, really liked it, amazing game. Second of all, am I the only one who, as soon as I saw Gary, thought, "Oh, evil Hermann"?

Like one time I saw a fanart of Gary before I knew about the game and I literally thought "cool, hermann drawing. and they even gave him a scar, sick!"

Maybe I just try to connect newmann to everything in my life though 😔 but I would like to elaborate on this thought in the future lol because even after playing the game I still think that they do have some similarities (even apart from the awful haircut) and it's entertaining for me to imagine them as au versions of each other

[rav3n-notacrow]

And while Newton, for as long as he can remember, had feared nothing more, than dying alone, Hermann had been convinced, from a young age, that he himself would pass in solitude.

That's why Newt was so desperate for love, and that's why Hermann wanted to avoid it at any cost.

Funny thing, at the end of his path, Newt got to do two of his favourite things: not dying alone; and proving that Dr. Gottlieb is, as usual, absolutely and putridly wrong.

And Hermann was never so eager to admit that he was mistaken

[rav3n-notacrow]

Really liking the idea of teen Newt trying to be cool 'n edgy and getting his nips pierced, but, as it turned out, it hurt much more than he anticipated, so the man till this day rocks one pierced nipple

[infectiouspiss]

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

[rav3n-notacrow]

Was searching for a very specific fic in my 'marked for later'. After 15 fruitless minutes, it turned out that I was searching for my own fanfiction. Draft of a fanfiction, to be exact. Because I have not written it yet. Oh well.