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Postal service, you've got a package

@messenger-anon

[ "what is it?" ]

messenger-anon

I don't open other people's packages, that's a felony

The sender said it was a weighted blanket, as well as some other personal items

[ "give." ]

messenger-anon

[*They pass the package]

We're running stronger security checks, but if you suspect it's full of bees or lizards or anything of the like, call us and we'll take care of it

[ "will do." ]

Postal service, you've got a package

@messenger-anon

[ "what is it?" ]

messenger-anon

I don't open other people's packages, that's a felony

The sender said it was a weighted blanket, as well as some other personal items

[ "give." ]

Postal service, you've got a package

@messenger-anon

[ "what is it?" ]

We love you so much in every shape and every format <3

[ "thank you." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

Huh. Okay, go ahead and hop on the berth—

Well, you might actually need help to get up there… are you okay to be touched?

[ he nodded. "I permit touch only this once." ]

*Ratchet nodded, and carefully picked Ravage up*

Okay, I’m gonna set you on the berth, and then I need you to stay still so I can keep track of you.

What exactly are you hoping I’ll be able to help with?

[ "find out.. if theres a way to reverse this.. or something.." ]

Okay… lay down. I’ll have to be very gentle. Tell me if I hurt you.

[ he laid down and got as comfortable as he could. "Will do." ]

Thanks.

*Ratchet carefully reaches for Ravage, and begins poking and prodding him*

Can you feel everywhere I touch?

[ "unfortunately.." he said with a grimace ]

*Ratchet winced in sympathy*

Sorry. Could you lift your arms and legs, one at a time?

[ he did just that, one arm and one leg at a time. "What is this meant to accomplish?" ]

Showing me your range of movement, and how well you’ve adapted to this body…

Okay, I honestly don’t see anything I can do to help.

You might want to talk to Perceptor, or Brainstorm.

[ "i trust neither of them." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

Huh. Okay, go ahead and hop on the berth—

Well, you might actually need help to get up there… are you okay to be touched?

[ he nodded. "I permit touch only this once." ]

*Ratchet nodded, and carefully picked Ravage up*

Okay, I’m gonna set you on the berth, and then I need you to stay still so I can keep track of you.

What exactly are you hoping I’ll be able to help with?

[ "find out.. if theres a way to reverse this.. or something.." ]

Okay… lay down. I’ll have to be very gentle. Tell me if I hurt you.

[ he laid down and got as comfortable as he could. "Will do." ]

Thanks.

*Ratchet carefully reaches for Ravage, and begins poking and prodding him*

Can you feel everywhere I touch?

[ "unfortunately.." he said with a grimace ]

*Ratchet winced in sympathy*

Sorry. Could you lift your arms and legs, one at a time?

[ he did just that, one arm and one leg at a time. "What is this meant to accomplish?" ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

Huh. Okay, go ahead and hop on the berth—

Well, you might actually need help to get up there… are you okay to be touched?

[ he nodded. "I permit touch only this once." ]

*Ratchet nodded, and carefully picked Ravage up*

Okay, I’m gonna set you on the berth, and then I need you to stay still so I can keep track of you.

What exactly are you hoping I’ll be able to help with?

[ "find out.. if theres a way to reverse this.. or something.." ]

Okay… lay down. I’ll have to be very gentle. Tell me if I hurt you.

[ he laid down and got as comfortable as he could. "Will do." ]

Thanks.

*Ratchet carefully reaches for Ravage, and begins poking and prodding him*

Can you feel everywhere I touch?

[ "unfortunately.." he said with a grimace ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

Huh. Okay, go ahead and hop on the berth—

Well, you might actually need help to get up there… are you okay to be touched?

[ he nodded. "I permit touch only this once." ]

*Ratchet nodded, and carefully picked Ravage up*

Okay, I’m gonna set you on the berth, and then I need you to stay still so I can keep track of you.

What exactly are you hoping I’ll be able to help with?

[ "find out.. if theres a way to reverse this.. or something.." ]

Okay… lay down. I’ll have to be very gentle. Tell me if I hurt you.

[ he laid down and got as comfortable as he could. "Will do." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

Huh. Okay, go ahead and hop on the berth—

Well, you might actually need help to get up there… are you okay to be touched?

[ he nodded. "I permit touch only this once." ]

*Ratchet nodded, and carefully picked Ravage up*

Okay, I’m gonna set you on the berth, and then I need you to stay still so I can keep track of you.

What exactly are you hoping I’ll be able to help with?

[ "find out.. if theres a way to reverse this.. or something.." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

Huh. Okay, go ahead and hop on the berth—

Well, you might actually need help to get up there… are you okay to be touched?

[ he nodded. "I permit touch only this once." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

I can see… do you know why?

[ he shook his head "no idea.." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[ he waved at Ratchet. "Hello, Ratchet.. anons turned me.. human.." ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

[*He leads Ravage to @ratchet-offical 's medbay]

((Ratchetmun I'm so sorry for pinging you sm T-T T-T))

[ he followed quietly. ]

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do

[ "I would prefer we find Ratchet." ]

Alright, let's go then

[ "lead the way." ]

#damn.

M!A

You are human for the next 25 asks!

[ One moment he's his usual graceful self, the next he's a very elegant looking human. He stands there, confused. "What.. just happened?" ]

Oh Primus you are a human

[ "yes.. yes I am." He seemed uncomfortable ]

[*Frenzy crouches down next to Ravage]

Anons being weird?

[ he nodded. "Very.." ]

That's not ideal

You wanna get that checked out?

[ he nodded again. ]

[*Frenzy nods and gets back up]

We can probably go find Ratchet or Nickel, maybe they'll know what to do