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Ravage || There's a kitty suddenly in Megatron's lap and he doesn't look inclined to leave any time soon. Ravage missed having someone to curl up to and while this wasn't /his/ Megatron, he was still a Megatron and seemed like he could use the company.
Megatron almost jumped straight out of his chair when he felt a small, light weight jump in his lap. He had been so absorbed in his datapad that he hadn’t even heard the feline walk into his room.
“Well hello there,” Megatron said, lightly petting the cat’s helm.
He reminded him of Ravage, but this cat was white and looked a lot friendlier.
“Hiii~” Ravage purred and nuzzled into Megatron’s servo. He sat up then and lightly hopped up to place his front paws on Megatron’s chest armor to begin lightly licking at his face.
“U feel like my Megatron even if u look different. I’mma stay wif u.”
Megatron chuckled lightly when he felt the licks on his faceplate. Definitely much friendlier.
“I look different? Is your name Ravage?”
If Megatron’s own self from the shattered universe was a benevolent spark then perhaps the same was same for this feline.
“Yep! I’m Ravage, the best kitteh around!” Ravage giggled and playfully pawed at Megatron, having a happy grin set on his maw.
Not only was he much friendlier than his alternate, but much younger as well.
Ravage || There's a kitty suddenly in Megatron's lap and he doesn't look inclined to leave any time soon. Ravage missed having someone to curl up to and while this wasn't /his/ Megatron, he was still a Megatron and seemed like he could use the company.
Megatron almost jumped straight out of his chair when he felt a small, light weight jump in his lap. He had been so absorbed in his datapad that he hadn’t even heard the feline walk into his room.
“Well hello there,” Megatron said, lightly petting the cat’s helm.
He reminded him of Ravage, but this cat was white and looked a lot friendlier.
“Hiii~” Ravage purred and nuzzled into Megatron’s servo. He sat up then and lightly hopped up to place his front paws on Megatron’s chest armor to begin lightly licking at his face.
“U feel like my Megatron even if u look different. I’mma stay wif u.”
Groundbreaker smiled, "Hello!"
@gathering-data
Ravage and Ruffian perked up with the newcomer, looking at each other then up at the titan, “A new furriend?!” Ruffian practically squealed with delight, and Ravage giggled.
“Hai~”
universal #catguardianproblems
omgomg omg omg omgogm you r soooo cute! who do you hang out with most? (just wondering... why not)
Ravage is grinning at the attention and compliments, bouncing lightly on is paws, “I hang out wif mah sire an’ Megatron most! An’ mah frend Ruffian!”
I wonder if Ravage ever gets the zoomies Like its one of the rare ‘slow’ days on the Lost Light and suddenly Ravage barrels down the hall into the bridge, stays there for a moment with his tail lashing, staring intently at an indeterminable spot, and then sprints back out and everyone’s like “What the ever loving fuck was that” And meanwhile Megatron, who hasn’t even looked up from his book, calmly says “yeah he does that sometimes”
@servo-el-perro Ravage wonders if his new friend can understand this.
@mnemoiisms
Curiosity killed the cat? These two are about to put that theory to the test.
Although, all they're going to do is sit patiently and wait to be noticed.
Concept: Ruffian telling puns about cats while speaking in cat puns.
<i>Punception</i>
@xbrokenwarriorx
It seemed that the pair of cassettes could smell out sadness anywhere. They’re careful about approaching Starscream but it was only out of respect for his space. He was free to pick them up if he needed the cuddles but they were fine merely offering comfort if they could.
Starscream hadn’t noticed the two, too busy staring off blankly at that oh so interesting wall- but their movements soon alerted him, and he shoot to look down. Red optics wide a moment, he followed each little step and shuffle they might take, before peeking about them.
Were they lost, he wondered? Perhaps he should assist them…?
Moving to shuffle his aft a tiny bit closer to the two little things, he moved a nervous servo towards them, pinching his pointer digit and thumb together. He gave out little chirps and clicking noises to try and gain their attention. “Hello there, are you lost?” he all but cooed. How could he resist them??
The two kitty cassettes eagerly made their way over once their presence there was accepted; they could very well just barrel over to their own without a care but as mischievous as the pair was, they knew when to behave and this was certainly one of those times.
Ruffian purred and very carefully began rubbing the side of her helm on Starscream's offered servo while Ravage began making his way up to crawl in the Seeker's lap. The darker-plated of the pair paused to look up at Starscream with the presented question, audials flicking in the slightest, "Mew looked sad an' Ravage doesn't like mechs being sad. We wanted to help!"
Ravage & Ruffian (@ravagekitteh) | Another universal mishap, or not? Either way, there's a pair of mini-cassettes a few feet down the hall from Nickel- one is obviously Ravage, but very likely not the one she knew. The other? Something of a black-plated mess who looked as if she had just got pelted with fuchsia and white paint balls.
“Hello Ravage!” Nickel calls, waving a greeting. “And hello Ravage’s friend!”
Both look over at Nickel and grin, bounding over eagerly, "Hai~" Ravage purred, nuzzling the small medic.
Ruffian sat in front of them waving with a paw, "Hi! 'M Ruffian! Who're mew?"
“Were iz evryone?”
Yap yap yap! [Servo’s right here!!]
Ravage startles at the sudden yapping, but grins and goes to sit next to the other, "Oh hai! At least sumone's here!"
@xbrokenwarriorx
It seemed that the pair of cassettes could smell out sadness anywhere. They're careful about approaching Starscream but it was only out of respect for his space. He was free to pick them up if he needed the cuddles but they were fine merely offering comfort if they could.
Ravage & Ruffian (@ravagekitteh) | This... didn't look like home. Neither cassette knew how they ended up here, but Ruffian was pretty sure it was Ravage that messed up coordinates. Again. It was no use to get upset over it though, as now they were, well, wherever this was, "Hello?"
“Hmmm yes?” He looks up from his desk. Wonder who found the base again.
Ravage pokes his head over the desk with the answer, audials flicking curiously, “Oh hai thar!” He purred happily, smiling. “Jus wonderin’ who was here!”
Ruffian stayed firmly planted on the ground; usually it was Ravage doing all the talking for them.
“Were iz evryone?”
What a pretty kitty!
Pretty? Most certainly! Both kitties are going to purr and rub against Solaris’ leg struts. “Thank u!”
Ravage grins and paws at her while Ruffian giggles, “Mew’re purretty too!”
Solaris reaches out to pet the kitties but pulls away. “Are you guys okay with being petted?”
The two mini-cassettes look at each other before back to Solaris, each giving her big smiles, “Pats? We luv pats!”
Solaris smiled and reached down and petted the mini- cassettes for a moment before sitting down to continue.
Both cassettes climbed up in her lap once she sat down, curling up to the other and to Solaris with purrs. Ruffian looked up after a moment, then sat up and placed her front paws on Solaris’ chest plating, “Who’re mew?”
She was always curious about everyone she met.
Solaris smiled. “I’m Solaris. I’m an inter-dimensional traveler and I absolutely adore meeting new bots. Who are you?”
“’M Ruffian, an’ that’s Ravage! Its furry nice to meet mew, Solaris!” Ruffian reached up to nuzzle Solaris’ face, purring happily.