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Stressed, Depressed and- Shit, is that Batman??? | Just a weird Deathbat

[generousqueen21]

#1

Jason: What pickup lines should I use if I want to get a girl's number?

Dick, grinning: How about, "I may like Batman, but you're Robin my heart."

Damian: This is why you can't keep a girl, you imbecile.

[robinalilninja]

Traffic with the batfamily

*In a car*

Damian: Dont you do it Dick, you know how he gets

Dick: what? So I cant play..-

Tim: DONT EVEN SAY HIS NAME!!

Jason: Hey, whats that CD?

Damian: WHAT THE FUCK DICK!!

Dick: DONT CUSS AT ME YOU ONLY 10!!!

Damian: IM 13!!

Dick: I DONT CARE YOUR A CHILD!

*Dick about to insert disc*

Tim: *gasp* Dont do it.. think about us, okay just take a moment..

Dick: there is no going back..

*Inserts disc*

Jason: Is this.. is this what I think it is

Tim: I am sorry Damian I tried to stop him

Jason: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK TO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damian: *Whispers* I actually dont understand the notes are quiet

Dick: *Whispers back* Do not act like you dont blast history maker in the car

[batmans-left-boot]

Things Roy Harper would say

“I wish Jason would look at me the same way he looks at that Bag of Severed heads…”

“It would take me both of my hands, feet, and ass cheeks to count how many times we could have died today.”

“Why do you get like… 5 fully-loaded guns and I only get 10 arrows? Who came up with this f*ckery?”

“I’m completely out of arrows, but, uh, I could through my quiver at ‘em? It’s made of a tough cotton.”

“I need like,, 3 more shots or 2 apple martinis before I’m wasted enough consent to this batshit.”

“I’m pretty sure everyone in this room, regardless of sexual orientation, has found themselves thinking about Nightwings ass without context.”

“Nightwing wears a tight suit to distract his enemies with his ass…. It works.”

“I was once chased by this asshole Goose for 15 straight minutes before it bit me and ran off. Oddly enough, the goose looked JUST like Jason”

“Its funny how it takes you 20 minutes to get here, when u live right next door, And it only takes the Pizza guy 10 minutes and he works 2 blocks down the road… the pizza guy must be Effing MAGIC.”

“I haven’t read a book in 6 years. I’m not even sure I know how to read one anymore. Is it left to right? Right to left? Guess I’ll never know.”

“Jay, sorry to say, but I have 100x more fashion sense than you do. And I used to unironically wear a yellow hat with a feather on it.”

[klickiekat]

Consequences of Obesity

English Translations: Embolism [ a sudden block in an artery ] of the brain, insufficient respiratory, cardiovascular trouble, heart disease, diabetes, gallbladder stones, arthritis, cancer, deregulation of hormones, and hyperuricme [ uric acid in blood ] and gout

[wtfwhyareallusernamestaken]

The fat acceptance movement is disturbing and dangerous

[wip-abandoned]

FATPHOBIA???? FATPHOBIA???? SINCE WHEN IS BEING AGAINST OBESITY BEING "FATPHOBIC"???? OBESITY IS A SERIOUS HEALTH ISSUE THAT LEADS TO DIABETES AND HEART ATTACKS. SINCE WHEN IS BEING CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE'S HEALTH BEING AGAINST THERE WEIGHT?

Not to mention how being obese can affect a person’s bones (seriously, your ankles get fucked if there is too much weight on them). That’s why many obese people can’t walk!

[actual-body-positivity-deactiva]

Loving your body is doing what you can to make it/keep it healthy. Loving your body is NOT remaining in denial about your obesity slowly killing you. 🙃🙃🙃

[thepresidentofspace-blog1]

I think that fat acceptance as an idea isn’t that bad. People should love themselves and they shouldn’t feel bad about their bodies. But it becomes dangerous when people pretend that there’s no danger to one’s health. You shouldn’t be overweight, you should strive to change yourself. It’s dangerous to pretend that there’s nothing wrong with being overweight. As an overweight dude myself, I’ve been trying to change how I look for a while, because I don’t want to die young and take up too much space on the bus. Don’t resign yourself to a life of mediocrity just because bettering yourself is difficult.

Love yourself, and love yourself enough to change yourself for the better.

[baconpancakes450]

Such fatphobic assholes! They should’ve totally let you on the ride!

Y'know, and risked breaking the ride, causing you and many other people to be injured and possibly killed.

[ilovethesevendwarfs-blog]

Fat activist: BMI is crap, who decides what is overweight and underweight. Those words should be banished into a dark forest full of only man eating narwhals!! Whatever dude!

Fat activist: you’re anorexic. Anorexia nervosa. Underweight, skinny bc not getting enough carbs. Go eat something!! Altho that’s not the reason I gain weight. Mhmm. Too thin. Yuk. Starving. Stick insect.

[bio-red-arts]

I absolutely refuse the notion of “Thin Privilege”.

If you live in a time and place where it’s even possible to become fat, then YOU are privileged.

If you don’t live somewhere where you have to work on a goddamn farm 12 hours a day, just so you can have dinner, then you are better off than most people who have ever lived, and most people who are alive today.

So quit whining about boys not wanting to get down with you, and skinny girls poking fun at you. Cause there are plenty of starving children in Africa who would absolutely love to be in your position.

[klickiekat]

We shouldn’t normalize obesity. Obesity is not something that we should see online and tv and think it is normal and healthy. you shouldn’t feel in comfort that you are a US size 40.

[bio-red-arts]

If I give you multiple facts on why being fat is a hazard to your health, and your only response is “Oh my God, just say you hate fat people and go! 😒”, You only further prove my point that you Fat Acceptance fools would rather live in a fantasy land where it’s somehow possible to be healthy and obese at the same time. Which it is not.

Which of these sounds like the smarter choice;

A: Warn someone about the dangers of obesity, which include type 2 diabetes, breathing problems, gallbladder disease, and POSSIBLY hurt their feelings.

B: Ignore those facts, let them continue that lifestyle, and let them die before their 40th birthday. But hey, at least you didn’t hurt their feelings!

[tomblr-in-action]

Men not dating fat women = fatphobia

Women not dating fat men = preference

I love it when the hypocrisy is so unambiguous.

Source

[factcheckfaerie]

Being afraid of becoming overweight or obese is not fat phobia it’s fucking common sense

[karyshealthyjourney]

1. Picture: Distribution of people with a BMI > 30 around the world. Left women/right men 2. Picture: Healthy weight person vs obese person

This exhibit was amazing especially the weight related section! Eye opening, mind blowing stuff!

[klickiekat]

Health is not subjective lol you can’t be healthy with a obese BMI. You can be happy I guess but you won’t be your perfect health. Also why do people send a message and then block you right after? lol it doesn’t make sense