Wizarding World of Weirdness (and magic I guess)

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Dead Account (Sorry)

A year or so ago I put this blog on private and I let everything in my queue simply spill out. I was feeling drained by the effort I had put in, and it was always in the back of my mind and lowkey unhealthy. I was also struggling with the transphobia that JK Rowling was spewing, and noticing more and more things in the books that made me uncomfortable.

This blog was meant to simply be a fun exploration of what would happen if ideals were people. As time passed on the "ideals" developed a personality. and I loved it.

I loved what I made and I'm happy it brought moments of joy to people. I won't be adding anything new to this, but I have taken it off private. I appreciate all the love and support you have given me over these few years. Thank you!

With love,

Ravenerd

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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omg

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This has been in my queue for months.

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I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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YES

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omg i didnt reblog this last year!

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I missed it last year and I never will again

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Thats it!

With over 1,700 posts made, I am (Permanatly?) putting this blog on pause.

I may come back one day, awnser questions, check up on everything, maybe post a post or two, but i doubt it. I've put a lot of effort into this, it was a project i could focus on when everyhting was hectic, but ive started to realise that I'm nto getting any joy from it. I loved personifing these abstract ideas, giving them traits and personalities.

But I dont enjoy it anymore. (For a variety fo reasons the main ones being Its too big of a thing in my life, and it became unhealthy and I dont find any joy from the entire universe anymore, it just reminds me of a Terf)

So I've decided to stop posting

I will leave everything up, until someday Tumblr reboots my account out of existince.

Until then, enjoy

-Ravenerd

(below you will find a naviation thing for ppl who are new here or would like to find a specific type of post)

Romantic (Or optional romantic) Posts will be under the tag ____x____. (ie: Ravenclaw x Gryffindor) or it will be a word smash. (Slytherpuff, Gryffinclaw, Gryffinpuff, slytherdor, Huffleclaw, Slytherclaw etc.)

Rivalries are only really "Slytherin vs Gryffindor" but there may be some others

If you want a post that specifically includes them just put the name.

You can try "____ and ____" if you'd like for jsut platoic pairings but i dont know how often i used those.

As always type in a keyword "Coffee" "battle" "sleep" and youll probably find smth cool.

That's all I've got really.

Enjoy!

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Hufflepuff: I don't think I can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life.

Slytherin: For fucks sake

Slytherin: I'll buy you more coco puffs in the morning.

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Gryffindor: People treat me like an idiot, so I'm allowed to act like one from time to time.

Gryffindor: It's one of the perks.

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[Gryffindor was given freedom over what they did for the day]

*Insert disaster*

Gryffindor: Well this all went according to plan

Ravenclaw: SURELY it didnt

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Hufflepuff: not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

Slytherin: im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too

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Ravenclaw *awake at 3am*: who tf named it “emotional baggage” and not “griefcase?”

Hufflepuff: a-

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Ravenclaw: What animal do you guys think you could take in a fight?

Gryffindor: A horse.

Gryffindor:

Gryffindor: Wait, do I get prep time?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, sure. But the horse gets it, too.

Gryffindor: Oh. Then no.

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Ravenclaw: Now, if someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of action?

Gryffindor: T-posing to assert dominance

Slytherin: Naruto run

Gryffindor: Screaming

Hufflepuff: Well, they're probably in desperate need of the money, or deeply unhappy and unfulfilled in their life, so I think I'd give them as much as I can spare, and a big hug!

Ravenclaw: Absolutely not! All of you are so wrong! What you're supposed to do is--

Slytherin: Thank Morgana for the lovely meal you're about to have, and then--

Ravenclaw: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!

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R/S: Ah, yes, my train of thought.

R/S: Or, as I like to call it, The Anxiety Express.

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Ravenclaw: When I was younger, I didn't understand why "may you live in interesting times" was considered a curse in Ancient Greece.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: I get it now.

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Professor: You’re charged with breaking into a pet store?

G/H: I thought the puppies might be lonely, professor.

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G/R: Okay, everyone, I'm not trying to be a bitch, but--

Slytherin: The title of your autobiography.

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Shit Highschoolers have said turned into hogwarts houses

S/R: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Gryffindor: Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

S/G: At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

R/G as An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six

Gryffindor: (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Ravenclaw: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- Slytherin: probably

Hufflepuff: I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

G/R: If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

H/S: no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) Gryffindor: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   Slytherin: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Gryffindor: does Popeyes count?

G/H: my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

Ravenclaw/Slytherin: we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Gryffindor: Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

Thank you @writtenrain

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Gryffindor: I'm...suddenly having second thoughts.

Ravenclaw: You had a first thought?

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Slytherin: Why does Huff wear makeup?

Gryffindor: To look pretty.

Slytherin: But they're already pretty.

Hufflepuff: Aww, Slyth, that's so sweet!

Slytherin: Gryff, YOU should wear makeup.

Gryffindor: