yeah i know what i'm doing

yes i'm over 18 - she/her, certified trans chick official shitposter, professional thrower of metaphorical darts at metaphorical walls, mech hornyposter, occassional ttrpg writer

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you can kill a ghost with a bag of salt n' vinegar chips it's true i've done it before

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ironic philosopher pussy call that sartre-chasm

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ngl i think the thing that makes dante such an amazing fucking character is that up until dmc 5 he just looks evil. dmc 3 and dmc 4 dante look like your standard evil pretty boy and asshole midboss character respectively. dmc 4 dante has that bit where he drops from the roof, caps the pope in the head, turns around with horror strings and blood on his face, before massacring an entire church full of people. and in general, dante could not give less of a shit about the people he's fighting. also his funny penchant of getting impaled and then literally pulling his sword through himself, or just, walking off of the sword. he literally has a fucking demon mode TM and is in general just having a great time during whatever apocalypse he's in the middle of, which is usually a villain thing.

and then in dmc 5 he somehow manages to look like more of a deadbeat dad than the actual deadbeat dad that is vergil. his archetype is something closer to "perpetually broke loser who happens to be the single strongest (citation: vergil) thing in the universe", and not so much "evil punk bad boy". he has an obsession with pizza and has killed demons with the power of rock n' roll. the guitar for said rock n' roll is a sexy demon chick that he held an impromptu rock concert with. he has a magical bdsm-themed demon backpack that he got via a flamenco dance scene complete with that rose-in-your-teeth thing and gratuitous innuendo. everyone wants to fuck and/or kill him, and more often than not the 'fuck' list is occupied by demons. he has a goddamn michael jackson dance break. he's so goddamn edgy and stupid and cool and i love him, he's great.

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ngl i actually don't know who's more insane between silksong, half life, and titanfall fans rn. genuinely seeing equal amounts of coping between the three of them

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ok so update/explanation:

silksong had its steam page updated; the trailer is gone

titanfall 3 is, apparently nearly done, says a bunch of reputable leakers. those guys are lying, says other reputable leakers. titanfall 2 community has been going increasingly insane over the last few years. this is after titanfall 3 has apparently been repeatedly cancelled

half life 3, is also, apparently, actually fucking happening this time after it being cancelled like 3 times. g-man's VA is being odd, a bunch of valve people have said half-life 3 is in testing, etc. etc.

it's so fucking funny to watch

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ngl i actually don't know who's more insane between silksong, half life, and titanfall fans rn. genuinely seeing equal amounts of coping between the three of them

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brutalism might be one of the only examples in the entire world of something that's good at literally everything except it's original intended purpose

artsy shit? yup evil-looking architecture? especially if it's governmental videogame aesthetics? i love you lorn's lure jewlery? peak, every time

normal architecture for the average citizen? utter shite

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was having a debate in the ol' discord gc and i once again am having to steel myself against reading a literal demonic grimoire in the pursuit of more esoteric knowledge i am in no way religious or spiritual in any way, i just, really like obscure abrahamic and abrahamic religion-adjactent history

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ok i am gonna go on a bit of a fucking rant here, but

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE UNITED STATES AND CHEMICAL SAFETY

i just bought, to make bone cement (long story), a bunch of chemicals at the beginning of all this, before i even bought the fucking chemicals, i was told i wouldn't need a lab coat. goggles were, at most, an afterthought when i asked about them because why the hell not, i got way more than i actually needed to because, yippee research, my budget is only for what i use anyways, this whole time the guy who's supposed to be, y'know, making sure i don't kill myself is trying to softly downplay the high concentration hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide we have in the room. are these like the 2 most common strong acids and bases? yes. did he tell everyone to not even fucking bother wearing goggles? yep. is anyone wearing a labcoat? NOPE i pressed him with pubchem articles and the training we had to get to even be allowed to walk in to the fucking lab that say, "yeah so even just working with HCl you need goggles and a lab coat, minimum" and he literally said "i don't believe that"

anyways the stuff i just bought is, in order:

- the boringest fucking polymer ever, most of them are like that - flammable irritant liquid, also extremely common - acutely toxic carcinogenic liquid - corrosive carcinogen - explosive carcinogen with all that, i need to wear anything from a lab coat to full hazmat suit, a SCBA if it's the only barrier or a respirator and fume hood/biosafety cabinet, face shield and goggles, etc. etc.

but no you don't even need a lab coat for this what are you talking about?

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sometimes i wonder if Synthesize Her is about trans women TWRP certainly seems based enough for it

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batman is not squirrel girl stop letting him win everything all the time because "he's batman" i don't even read/watch DC or marvel and i can figure this out

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very mad at god for making headbutts such an objectively terrible way to hit someone, because not only are they cool, but they are also really fucking funny

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i've had every single mountain dew flavor, and the blue one (not baja bussy blowout or whatever the fuck it's called) is easily the best. no fucking clue what it's supposed to taste like but it sure as hell tastes like blue

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she guh on my wuh till i huh

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you who follows safety protocols, and doesn't get a little sippy of the chemicals when nobody's looking. you deny your liver the joys of metabolizing new and interesting toxins. give your body some enrichment, keep it on its toes.

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"topoisomerase relieves tension during replication" so does it like give the genes head or offer them a bong rip or- *i am thrown out of the biochemistry lab*

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for all my engineering girlies out there: wd-40 may not have a flared base but if you add duct tape to it, it now does. problem solved

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turbo encabulator my beloved i would make love to her