🎶 bop bop, unicorn mug 🎵

💖 finja - 33 - she/her 💖 currently into: taskmaster, baldur's gate 3, drawfee, d&d, the amazing devil, team sports, arts & crafts

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[fruitblush]

Horse in my head

prints

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[michaelnordeman]

A mother and her kid. Great Spotted Woodpecker/större hackspett. Värmland, Sweden (7 June 2020).

[wordfather]

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

[outergh0st]

henry, the prince of darkness 🔥🔥

[kazroya]

Drawing portraits of angsty characters is my favorite pastime. Padawan Anakin with a bit longer hair because I said so

[cuntorlock]

ootd or wtv

[groenendaze]

doggy doggy

[groenendaze]

you guys are not ready for this update

[alilyhn]

[drachenmagier]

This is a ton of fun to fiddle with. :D Q-tips are funny little paintbrushes. XD

[longseasons]

this June we're getting hot and letting no one hit

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[kosmogrl]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[bigpaveru]