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Indie Michael JonesMulti-ship/verseWritten by Artemis

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dominatrici:

      ❝  YOU HAD A KEY MADE?  without my PERMISSION? Michael, that’s inappropriate.  ❞

“To be fair, in an emergency it’s a hell of a lot easier to just unlock the door myself.”

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charslander :

if u and ur best friend’s relationship isn’t constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are u really friends

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stupxfied:

“Wow, Mr. Jones, are you flirting? Because, I’ll have you know, it’s working. quite well, too.”

“Maybe I am. Maybe I’m not. That’s for you to stick around and figure out. But hey, if it’s working just means I don’t have to try as hard.”

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stupxfied:

“Still could, you know. It’d make a great documentary later– ‘Michael Jones: The secret life of a Boadway Superstar’. Could be famous. And you’d make me your manager, obviously.”

“You still think they’d want my face on their stage after a heist? Fucking brutal. No one should have to see that. Except you, I don’t mind putting you through that. Oh yeah, manager and director. You’d make millions off my gorgeous face.”

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starter call!  like for a starter.

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stupxfied:

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       “Don’t act so polite, Michael.         We both know it’s a big act.”

“What can I say, I should have gone to Broadway instead of shooting asshats dead and getting paid to hang out with some grade A dicks.”

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dominatrici:

  ❝  —— THE LOCKED DOOR? Please don’t tell me you BROKE in.  ❞

“A locked door? Really Jack come on, we both know I didn’t need to break in. I had a key made. I mean I get I’m an animal sometimes, but not that much of one.”

[rpfunstuff]

Twenty One Pilots Lyrics Sentence Meme

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rpfunstuff:

“Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.”

“Don’t you test me though, just because I play the piano doesn’t mean I am not willing to take you down, I’m sorry.”

“Fear might be the death of me.”

“I find over the course of our human existence one thing consists of consistence and it’s that we’re all battling fear. Oh dear, I don’t know if we know why we’re here.”

“I kind of like it when I make you cry ‘cause I’m twisted up inside.”

“I scream, you scream, we all scream ‘cause we’re terrified of what’s around the corner.”

“I used to say, “I want to die before I’m old,” but because of you I might think twice.”

“I want to be known by you.”

“I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink, but now I’m insecure and I care what people think.”

“I’m so afraid of what you have to say ‘cause I am quiet now and silence gives you space.”

“I’ve been thinking too much.”

“If I didn’t know better I’d guess you’re all already dead.”

“If you get in between someone I love and me, you’re gonna feel the heat of my cavalry.”

“My friends and I, we’ve got a lot of problems.”

“Our brains are sick but that’s okay.”

“Somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence.”

“Sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head.”

“Sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind.”

“Sometimes you’ve got to bleed to know that you’re alive and have a soul but it takes someone to come around to show you how.”

“Wake up, you need to make money.”

“We all are stranger creatures than when we all started out as kids.”

“While you’re doing fine there’s some people, and I, who have a really tough time getting through this life.”

“Wow, I probably shoulda stayed inside my house.”

“Yeah, I think about the end just way too much but it’s fun to fantasize.”

“You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time but that’s ok, I’ll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine. I’m driving here I sit, cursing my government for not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.”

“You say I’m not alone, but I am petrified.”

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(@haywoodisms​ continued from here)

[text: ryan] i can’t drive like this [text: ryan] ryyyyaaann come get me [text: ryan] and then cuddle me

[ahbrit-deactivated20151017]

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                                ART CREDIT && PLOT CREDIT

taken:

gavin

ryan

ray

jack

geoff

michael

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dominatrici:

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    ❝ ….. —— HOW THE HELL … did you get into my apartment.   ❞

“The door. Thought that much was obvious.”

[the-sad-boy]

[rt-dee]

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rt-dee :

Precious dork children… ♥

[anenemy]

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anenemy;

“michael, you look like a DWEEB”

[deceitboundarchive-deactivated2]

"I don't owe an explanation."

( MEME | accepting )

                                  “Pretty big talk for someone on the bad side of                                    the gun. Start talking before I blow your brains out.”

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Except for the fact that I’m not the only one on the opposite side of a fucking gun. You really should look around more before you start threatening someone.”

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Michael: *literally fucking vomiting out his insides* don't worry I'm filming it

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i kinda maybe love you? kinda maybe don't | meme's

"you're my person."

"people like me do not fall in love."

"you're just not her/him."

"i'm going to ask you to not go yet."

"give me a chance to figure this out."

"i loved her/him for so long and then you came along and it all changed."

"you know i have someone else and i still can't get my mind off you."

"we can't do this anymore."

"let's figure this out. Tell me how you feel about me?"

"I want to know the truth."

"I wish i could take these feelings back."

"I'm sorry if you feel like I played you."

"This is your last chance to tell me how you feel before I walk out that door and become someone elses."