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Who wants to live forever? There's no chance for us. It's all decided for us.This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us.

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gangrieve‌:

“     cause  i  wanna  look  like  a  fucking  badass  driving  your  car,     don’t  be  dumb.           “             they  peel  out  of  the  garage  messier  than  ray  would’ve  liked  but  the  car  handles  extremely  well,        it  crawl  along  the  pavement  and  purrs  under  his  hands:       it’s  sexy  as  fuck.            ray  grins  and  rolls  down  both  windows,    gets  some  music  going.            ‘        hey ,         i  thought  you  liked  it  when  i’m  mean.    that’s,    like,    your  thing  right.      i  like  bullying  your  dumb  ass.     ‘

  “ gonna get us pulled over is what you’re doin’. ” he grumbles, laying his seat back a little further. he should probably be worried-- with the way ray’s driving it’s no wonder they haven’t already crashed the damn thing. but, well, as long as he didn’t die then he could just get another one, right? “ yeah-- and i didn’t tell you to stop, did i? ”

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stilwaterbxtcher‌:

“Maybe a lil’ bit of column A and a lil’ bit of column B”

“Nah, though– I’m from the east side… heard good things ‘bout Los Santos.”

“ Then you’ve come to the right place. “

“ It’s alright-- came from England, myself. Real money-making opportunities, here. ”

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hellsholyground‌:

          “ classified? hugs are top notch information. ” 

          the demon replies, his smug expression obvious as he stares at the other. dom normally might have thrown a punch but truth be told the guy’s cute and well, he doesn’t exactly get out too often. 

           “ i don’t know your life. maybe you haven’t. regardless most strangers aren’t into random hugs. ” 

      “ can neither confirm or deny. ”

      he shrugs-- he hasn’t been hit yet, so that’s a good sign. so long as it stays that way, he’ll keep pestering-- which isn’t really a good code of conduct, but hey-- he’s survived this long. 

      “ oh yeah? have you done a study? what was your sample size? was it random or stratified? ” 

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gangrieve‌:

“     gav,      do  you  even  know  how  buying  drugs  works?     we  should  just  print  more  money,    “      ray  mimes  gavin’s  accent,    throwing  open  his  bag.        “     that’s  some  dumb  shit  you’d  say.    “         he  fishes  around  inside  it,   first  giving  gavin  a  glock,  his  juul,   and  a  can  of  pepsi.       with that settled,  ray pushed the car to start and immediately took the can of pepsi back.       “     priorities,  gav.     see;    we  coulda  stopped  at  my  plugs  house  for  weed  —  with  texting  him  and  getting  there  that’s  an  hour  out  of  the  way.     obviously  we  gotta  stop  at  sev  for  more  juul  and  a  drink.    that’s  another  half - hour.  i’m a smart bitch so I always have a plan.    “        he’s overselling his game,  he knows it.   but gav was so naively out of his own head that he’d believe anything ray says.   ray just has to sell it.

     “ i get ‘em from you, mostly, so not really-- but that’s mean! ” he punches ray’s shoulder-- somewhat hard, but mostly playfully. although, he’s pretty sure he has said something like that in the past. he does take the items given, starting to get impatient. “ come on, ray-- if you wanna do all that shit then let’s road. why do you even need the gun out right now, anyway? ”

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ok so i am not dissapearring again but i’ve been like sick/on the verge of being sick for the past cpl of days and now it’s in full force so that’s y i’ve been absent again BUT im still gonna slowly go thru replies and stuff dont u worry.

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@vagasbonds​ || x

      “ ryan-- i know i’m annoying, but im seriously working and i’d rather not fuck around right now. ”

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hellsholyground‌:

          “ so you go around giving free hugs on your off days? ” 

           the demon is obviously still annoyed, raising a hand to run through his hair. dom had dealt with weird humans before but random hugs weren’t usually on the list. he takes a step back, gaze roaming the other before rolling his eyes, arms crossing over his chest. 

           “ hug me again and you lose a limb. ” 

         “ maybe -- it’s classified information. ”

           wow, what an ass. yeah, sure-- it was uncalled for. and maybe he should have asked first, but at least punch him and get it over with. why’s he gotta drag it out and make it more awkward. 

          “ you say that as if i haven’t heard it fifteen times a day. ”

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@stillwaterbutcher || x

  “ don’t think i’ve seen you around here before-- is that intentional or are you lost ? ”

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gangrieve‌:

“     mine’s got weed in it,   you dumb bitch.    “       miss him with that sugar daddy shit.   ray  finds his keys in his sweater  && immediately unlocks his car,    sneering playfully at gav.    he ducks inside and immediately procures a black backpack,  singling it over his shoulder.   they couldn’t just show up to some place without heat right?    he’s caught up with gav before he even makes it to his own car and jumps in the driver side.        “       fuck.   is  this  the  dumb  shit  you  spend  your  money  on?     this  is  sharp,   dude.    do  you  think  they  have  this  velvet  in  shit - brown?   what  about  royal  purple?      “            

   “ so i’d buy you some with weed in it, jack arse. ” he didn’t know where he’d get it-- he only goes to ray for literally everything. he didn’t have to do it, though, so it was fine. he slid into his passenger seat. almost everything was fuckin’ solid gold-- the steering wheel, the dash, the rearview mirror-- everything except for the seats. they were a nice black leather. gavin knew when too much was too much. (and he already testing full gold with another car-- and he loves it, but he wasn’t going to let other people drive that one). “ probably-- you can get anything for the right price. purple would probably be easier to find, though. ”

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@hellsholyground // x

    “ typically my job involves draining people of their life savings and shooting up banks-- so not really.  ” he didn’t have a reason for this hug, however. of course he was a touchy-feely guy, and it wouldn’t be unusual to hang all over someone in a club, or if he was majorly messed up. but he’s only really minorly messed up now, and just didn’t really think before he acted. 

      “ i’d give you an excuse for why i did it, but i really don’t have one, so sorry about that. ”

[myfairyqueenmercury]

Freddie interviewed in Japan in 1985.

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gangrieve‌:

ray is not given enough credit for not offing gavin at least twice  day.    all of that sounded atrocious.  it’s probably all the trauma from middle school,  ill - fitting suites and dates that had only asked him as a joke.   but gavin doesn’t need to know that dumb shit and so he just keeps his mouth shut until they get to the car garage,   in which ray immediately bee - lines is for his purple mercedes,  wrenching his arm back.       “      uh,    brb.    i’m  gonna  get  my  juul,       “         ray,  finger - gunning,  backed  into  his  car  and  tried  to  open it.   he wrenches on the door again,  and even though it’s locked he does it again.           “    hey,   vav:     who  am  i?      “           ray,  in  typical  ray  fashion,   throws  himself  at  his  car  and  rolls  against  the  window  of  his  locked  car,          “       let  me  iiiiin!    leeeet  meee   iiiiiiin  !   “

he let ray fumble around, smiling a little as he did it. and they say gavin’s the dumb bastard. “ come on-- i’ll buy you a new one. ” whether that meant another juul, or even another fuckin’ car, he’d do it. he’d literally probably do anything ray wanted him to. he tossed his keys at ray-- whether he caught them or not would be a different story. “ let’s go-- i wanna get there before the fish die of old age. ”

[pinkeyedrabbit]

Ya Dead Ya Dead Sentence Starters

Quotes from Achievement Hunters ‘Ya Dead Ya Dead’ Series. Feel free to change pronouns.

❝ Who do you think will die first?❞  ❝ Glad we’re on the same page here.❞ ❝ (name) do you want to shut up?!❞ ❝ I’m going to beat you to death!❞ ❝ I’m not sure about this new world.❞ ❝ I don’t feel like I’ve made many friends yet.❞ ❝ Maybe tomorrow….❞ ❝ Don’t be the first to die.❞ ❝There’s so many things looking at us right now.❞ ❝ I got gold.❞ ❝ I guess no one cares.❞ ❝ I could have chatted with her. I mean, I wouldn’t have- but I could have.❞ ❝ Wanna do the big fight?❞ ❝ I don’t even know what I was mad about.❞ ❝ Save him!❞ ❝ I don’t like him either.❞ ❝ We can be friendly here, alright?❞ ❝ I have enough energy to contact you one time.❞ ❝ I’m out at night and I’m unsupervised, yeah!❞  ❝ Fuck you and take that with a grain of salt!❞ ❝ What a helpful ghost.❞ ❝ I haven’t seen a single threat.❞ ❝ You just summoned your death.❞ ❝ We’ve had a lot of close calls.❞ ❝ I found a parrot!❞      ❝ Just Run!❞ ❝ I’m going to die!❞ ❝ They found me.❞ ❝ (name), what did you do?❞ ❝ That was a hit.❞ ❝ Why was he so weak?❞ ❝ He said shoot him!❞ ❝ You can’t hit me.❞ ❝ I never hit him before.❞ ❝ I’m sorry.❞ ❝ You’re always sorry after murder. Be sorry before.❞ ❝ He was supposed to live!❞ ❝ It was mostly his fault.❞ ❝ I lost my will to live.❞ ❝ I got something that will make your life better.❞ ❝ I’m not doing anything!❞ ❝ He’s dead, okay!❞ ❝ That’s a threat.❞ ❝ That’s not a threat!❞ ❝ When he comes and kills us, he won’t mean it.❞ ❝ I meant to shoot him, yeah.❞ ❝ Don’t challenge me or I’ll kill you.❞ ❝ The kill was accidental.❞ ❝ It’s still your fault, just so you know.❞ ❝ He’s dead and he’s not coming back!❞ ❝ It’s pretty real to me!❞ ❝ We heard you’re good at killing. Want to join us?❞ ❝ We lost half of everyone!❞ ❝ He’s still in pain.❞ ❝ I can almost hear (name)’s laugh.❞ ❝ You don’t want to do that.❞ ❝ I don’t want it to be like this.❞ ❝ It was not his time!❞ ❝ Stop killing everyone!!❞ ❝ Violence begets violence!❞ ❝ There’s nothing I can do for you.❞ ❝ Everyone I know and have ever known is dead.❞ ❝ I’m so alone.❞ ❝ All I hear is monsters.❞

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gangrieve‌:

jeans could be fancy, right?   ray looks down at gav’s arm and then at his clothes:   raggedy jeans,  some slip ons and an ugly old sweater;  it probably hid a bigger stain on the t-shirt underneath.         “      isn’t  this  why  we  have  ryan?   he  likes  to  dress - up.   dress  him  up.    “         didn’t gavin know just how fucking embarrassing it was to be looked at?    oh,  wait  …  that’s right,   gav loved that shit.         “    red  lobster.    “        was  all  he  said,   pushing  the  button  for  the  elevator.       “       they  got  those  tender  little  biscuits  …   daddy  like.   “

     “ . . .  yeah, but i’m not making ryan take me to dinner. ” not that he expected it to happen, but the thought of dressing ray up was still very exciting. like he said-- no one let him do that shit but sometimes ryan-- and most times not even then. but ray ! he had such potential, but he hates himself and the lime light, so it never really goes anywhere. but gavin could make him look so good. probably. in his eyes, anyways. “ fine. next time we’re going to eat at some rooftop county club shit, though. and you’re gonna have to let me get you a different sweatshirt or jacket or something. for your comfort moreso than mine. ” after looking at it, it really wasn’t in any state to even be going to red lobster. but, again, he wasn’t about to force anything. 

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catch me making another starter call rn for you lovely PEOPLE

[moodybluemegamind]

a cute mullet boy