Ravyn/25/MDNI

Divination🔮 / Degradation⛓️ / Divinity 🌙

[kamwritesonvicodin]

on todays episode of convos btwn various characters who would despise each other we have...

temperance brennan (bones): can’t lie, won’t lie, facts > feelings, will not stop talking about ancient bone structure and crime scene particulates gregory house: hates everyone, addicted to vicodin and being right, will provoke a room full of people just to prove a point and ruin lunch shawn murphy: says what he thinks with no social filter, has saved 27 lives today and still got roasted by a nurse for not saying “please”

setting: forced to work together on a combined FBI–hospital–murder–medical mystery episode crossover extravaganza. tone: like locking three cats in a shoebox and shaking it.

house: “oh, fantastic. a forensic anthropologist with the bedside manner of an MRI machine.” brennan: “i don't understand why you're angry. i simply corrected your flawed diagnostic.” shawn: “i like bones. they're very organized.” house: “great. rain man with a scalpel.” shawn: “that’s not a kind thing to say.” brennan: “you’re both exhibiting emotional responses. it’s inefficient.” house: “i’m going to fake a seizure so i can go home.”

meanwhile, the patient’s spleen has exploded, a corpse is missing a femur, and cameron is crying in the hallway. none of them have noticed.

[brattyybvnnyy]

Need to make out in a libary with a teacher twice my age ♡

[ravynarcana]

The things I’d do for extra credit 😈

[stardollly]

[midnightdesirx]

this.

[ravynarcana]

You’ve waited long enough for me, take me, make up for all that wasted time

[angelkisssed]

Knowing I should be attracted to boys my own age but I just can’t stop liking men old enough to be my dad🪽

[ravynmaria]

My Dom has my dad’s name. First and last. I think I win the poster child for daddy issues award 😅

[black--armor]

Let's play a game

[masculiniti]

[drakedraven007]

Extra credit

[black--armor]

[under-the-black-armor]

[ravynarcana]

Maybe in the next one you’ll love me longer before I break

[rosesxval]

When he's punishing you, but that's secretly all you ever wanted