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Jessica | 23 | MD | 台灣人

[jellibean2018]

The OG Mr steal yo girl

“Well your first wife didn’t seem to hate what I had to offer. Or the second! Bow-chica-wow-wow!”

[saevits]

the duality of man

[sachinmandal]

Vampire amoeba

[xbubbledumbbx]

I looked at the reblogs and died laughing

[gentilchat]

If the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, how powerful are they now???

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

lab safety

1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

[i-wanna-watch-the-wagon-burn-de]

2. put your hand in that chemical i dare you we all know you want to touch it, it’s purple

[nightmare-deactivated20210928]

no fucking way

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

John greens favorite beverages

[mysecretgalllery]

[mouzeron]

what are these super cool flowers

[horrormonitor]

[eveningruiner]

[dankmemesforsadteens]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[snuffysbox]

Hades as John Mulaney quotes

[marcherarrant]

I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning. 

[shadybacon]

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[cowboy-garfield]

[freddykicksasses]

The 2020 one will be wild

[whenyouwantdeath]

I feel like I just watched myself grow up 😭

[baejax-the-great]

Microsoft really out here trying to stifle my creativity

[timeandspacelord]

I know “oh no”, “oops”, and “uh-oh” are the suggested substitutes, but it really just looks like Microsoft is prompting you for an apology to your potentially offended readers

[handsmotif]

[ID: a screenshot from microsoft word. a bit of dialogue has been underlined with a blue dotted line, that says, “Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.” the suggestion microsoft has said was, “this language may be offensive to your reader.” it offers 3 substitutes - “oh no,” “oops,” and “uh-oh” /END ID]

[jalapeepo]

WHAT THE FUCK

[yeoldenews]

I feel like we need to stop Twitter call outs and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.

(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

[bantarleton]

The 👉🏻 Finger of Contempt

[likopinina]

[veryfunnymemes]