ray thee rat overlord

to summon please place a poppy seed cream cheese bagel near your nearest sewer drain please

[ray-thee-rat]

don’t you just love pre trip snack prep, i just put a bunch of radishes in a bag and BOOM snack prepared

[ray-thee-rat]

guess who found and earring that’s been missing for 4 year~~~

[ray-thee-rat]

my sister is showing her friends MLP equestria girls the world is healing

[ray-thee-rat]

it’s a good thing the rich people eating mummies did not know about dinosaurs because if they did hooo boy

[kitkeithkat]

metal family 🤘

[freepunchesintheface]

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

[adorabludgeonable]

crazy that he said this while opened to the bill cipher page

[candycatfalls]

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

[secretmarial]

Honestly that reminds me of this funny thought I’ve been having where Billford from Ford’s perspective is a romcom turned horror movie while from Bill’s perspective they’re still in a romcom they’re just in the part where the couple breaks up over a silly miscommunication only to realize how much they need each other, reconcile, and laugh the misunderstanding off. Cue happily ever after

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[luxury-nightmare]

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

[marvelmaniac715]

It’s been a long week

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

oh i saw this in a sofia isella post lmao

[the-haiku-bot]

oh i saw this in

a sofia isella

post lmao

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[candycatfalls]

just lucky I guess!

ref + closeups under cut

[ray-thee-rat]

person 1: “i want a sandwich”

person 2: “then pay for it”

person 1:”noooooooo”

[grace-williams-xo]

I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]

[ray-thee-rat]

i thinks it unfair that my yarn gets to just end when i’m not done using it yet :(

[ray-thee-rat]

hello there

[catchymemes]

[ray-thee-rat]

i had the privilege to reminding my friends on a call that mlp dealt with communism, causing one friend to leave and the other to endure my little rant reminding them of starlights’s villian to friend arc

[ray-thee-rat]

deciding if i should edit my friend groups dnd podcast or play the sims is a constant struggle