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[raymondonoodles]

You’ve made this year the best year of my life, thanks for always being you even if being you can annoy me! This year flew by quick, but I guess that’s because we’ve been having fun for a while year. I’m excited to see what the rest of our years have in store for us. I love you LaShay Nazreih @softgoths always. Neo Dunununununu Sporin! https://www.instagram.com/raymond_noodl3s/p/BxQhH01FMju/?igshid=109nqeiev1jrz

[raymondonoodles]

@softgoths early Valentine’s Day gift!! Her box of coupons that I randomly pick out once a day! To my luck I got a trick card that forces me to shut up and go to bed 😂 I love you Lashay #valentines https://www.instagram.com/p/BtW_Ul9FY31/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dfz5z1q73jt8

[raymondonoodles]

@softgoths cooked spaghetti for the whole family! 😋 #wifematerial https://www.instagram.com/p/BswW8rDFR7h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eypqpokiynw4

[raymondonoodles]

After a couple of hours and bloodshed, I’ve finally upgraded to a desktop! Shy of an SSD but ya boi is gonna get more than 40 FPS! Watch out you losers! Big shoutout to @jackandwoody couldn’t have done it without your help #pcbuild #intel #geforcegtx1060 #i5 #vengeanceLPX #evga https://www.instagram.com/p/BrPBoVuFm-E/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3op3za7pxke7

[raymondonoodles]

Hit a deer on the way back from an out of town visit on Thanksgiving, luckily @eyebagchan and I are fine🤗. A local Samaritan stopped by to help and also put the deer out of its misery 😔. He also took it back home with him. Dinner I guess😋? Should’ve took a photo before we managed to force the hood back down to dramatize the accident. #thanksgiving #accident #insured #bambi (at Kingston, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqnRKmklyeq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jei1qxgyiirs

[toxixpumpkin]

I love this moment for so many reasons…… 

Instant panic and terrified screaming

“Jesus CHRIST Jeremy Stop!”

Geoff calmly planting trees as Ryan distantly screams“THIS WAS A MISTAKE”

Michael’s “JEREMY!!”

“I HATE him!”

Ryan safe in the stair well “You guys are doing great.,,,,”

Jack realizing Ryan fuckin left them

It’s just so fuckin good

[raymondonoodles]

@eyebagchan

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[raymondonoodles]

Looking at a new human owner! She’s a 3.5 month old kitten. Her name is Nyx after the Greek goddess. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn4zds-BlKq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1lt8x58umlbv1

[retrogamingblog]

Gaming then and now

[love]

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

[raymondonoodles]

@eyebagchan

[dateacutiesuggestion]

Date a cutie who naps with you, wakes up to kiss your cheek, then falls back asleep

[raymondonoodles]

@eyebagchan rolled up and cooked some egg rolls for me😋. #asianingprocess

[romancememes]

[raymondonoodles]

@eyebagchan

[raymondonoodles]

My girlfriend takes good photos @softgoths

[raymondonoodles]

Can’t believe you’ve put up with me for a month now! Gold in damage taken from hair pulling. Happy one month! Love you @softgoths #overwatch (at Maryville, Tennessee)

[rosamundpike]

no offense but trying to find a problematic behavior on literally every single person and every single situation is absolutely ridiculous and maybe the problematic one is you

[raymondonoodles]

Yea but I have a gold medal in damage