Dirty dancing in the Moonlight

Rayna Lewis | 17 | "Calm down, crazy"

[tfnoelia]

“Teaching a dog.. what now? I thought we were talking about math here.. I’m a little confused. Are you trying to teach your dog math? I could see where that could get frustrating. I tried to teach my friend’s dog to fetch once, and he just wasn’t having it. I’m more of a cat person myself, they’re just so fluffy and cute.”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“I don’t try to teach my dog math, but my brain is pretty much the same size of a yorkshire’s so I guess....it’s still dog training. Some dogs are just brats, they never learn anything but just do things for the treats. Cats are pretty much evil. They scratch and bite and piss on your bed. How can that be cute?”

[loganxholloway]

“Did she really say that. That’s offensive. You’d keep my head in a jar? That’s a little weird, I’m hoping that it is because you wouldn’t want to live without having me around and not because you have this weird fetish on keeping the heads of hot men. I’m going to take it as a compliment andd say It’s because I’m too irresistible. Thank you. Leonardo DiCaprio was one, he was hot in Titanic and Romeo and Juliet. Being a lion is pretty cool but nothing more with one. Yeah you should definitely stop”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“Don’t worry, I don’t have any fetishes like that. I’m not Hannibal Lector, well he didn’t keep his victims heads ...but he killed so. Anyway. Definitely the first guess you had. Of course you are Issac - eyes on the road. Leo was your first crush? And you sure you’re into the female beings residing on this planet? Though I’d have to agree, he was pretty cute back then. Never seen titanic though. Or Romeo and Juliet. No more lion talk. Just...human beings. Sounds good”

[theroyalcourtrp-blog]

Now you’re just suckin up aren’t you? What do ya want? how many cows am I gonna have to feed or what tractor did ya crash?  Yes like that one, that’s the one with the arrows right? The Robin Hood type person except he isn’t Robin Hood.  —— Oh very clever I ain’t paintin the barn again didn’t I do that last week? What you do? Throw a party in there and stain the walls? If I ever flee from Dillon, you’re the first person I’m takin with me. I need my daily dose of annoyin to survive. That’s… you always have ways of making words awkward don’t you? That is not a picture I needed thanks for that.

[rayxlewis-blog]

I didn’t crash any tractor. But you could come by and help me with a group of kids that are booked from 4 to 6 pm. You’re good with kids, I make them cry and scream in bloody murder. Exactly! You’d need to gain some muscles and learn archery, but other than that? Oh yes and spend five years on an island. - You painted one side, Baby Bran. We stopped midway because we got into a paint war and you dumped the paint on my head. I still find red paint here and there, by the way. Oh please, your dad made us clean the stupid cow barn once and I got shit all over me, you got no right to complain! Good, I’d hate you if you ever leave without me. You know I’m not good with words or this ...emotional stuff. I practically said you’re my brother, just ignore the rest

[loganxholloway]

“I’m totally fine with skipping maths and getting some food as long as that is what you want. I shall make sure you do maths whilst we are driving though. You need to master these maths questions.”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“I don’t want to do any more math, I’m going crazy if you mention another number to me. LIke, if we get food nd you just get that bill close enough to me I’ll start crying in your car and people will think you hit me or something. Can’t we just take a break for real? Please Issac”

[opheliaferro]

Sex with who? That sounds a little Westboro Church to me, don’t tell me you’re one of those fanatics… do you too picket at soldier’s funerals and denounce all the pleasures the world has to offer do you? That’s just way too creepy, so much more psychotic than what I first pictured you as. —— Horse pizza? Good lord, you are so graphic… I will not refrain from eating pizza for the next three months or well maybe the next hour. Whatever comes first, messy death? Well as long as I’m not framed for your murder or actually? You know what let me end your life, I’ll end up in prison faster than anticipated.  

[rayxlewis-blog]

Cousins, cows, goats - we take everything that’s not on a tree by three. Of course I do, That’s my favorite thing to do, right after stabbing voodoo dolls that is. I’m full of surprises - Horse pizza. Or donkey pizza. That’s a thing in italy, wouldn’t be surprised if they do the same here. Whether it’s horse or pork or beef doesn’t really matter anyway. So you already anticipated to end up in prison? Well, if it’s because of me then I’ll definitely enjoy afterlife in hell watching you dressed in orange while eating shit.

[tfnoelia]

“Math sort of is that taxes stuff though.. so you do need it, I mean.. unless you plan on paying someone to do all the hard work for you. I suppose you wouldn’t need it then, but it’s still a good tool to have. I don’t personally like math all that much myself but I tend to push through the pain to get to the end result. I know it’ll be worth it in the end. I like to create a reward system for myself– finish math homework, get an extra helping of dessert. You should definitely try that.. if the cherry slushie doesn’t work anyway.”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“Math sort of is that taxes stuff, but not quite. None of us have a clue about accounting and how to solve that shit if it gets bad. You know what I mean? So...like teaching a dog to listen to your commands? If you sit down you get a treat and eventually learn that way? Well, worth a shot I guess. “

[theroyalcourtrp-blog]

If I’m gonna get a tiara, you better make sure it’s blue and I want it to have real fancy font with like sparkles and such. Ya know make me feel real pretty, like one of em handsome fella’s on all them shows you watch. —— Tell me ‘bout it.. all I’m watin for is for them to pull out a knife out there in the field or somethin just thinking ‘bout makes my hair stand on edge. Live a comfortable life maybe? But ya know that might be overrated so… stay ‘round all you need to miss Ray. Kinda fond of you, and when I say kinda I mean lots. 

[rayxlewis-blog]

I’m going to write your name in comic sans, for a real classy gentleman like you are. Extra sparkly, just for you. You mean like Oliver Queen? I hate to break this down to you, but I think you’ll need a bit of a workout to look as handsome as he does - They might as well do that. You guys should be prepared for anything, wouldn’t want you to get hurt. I mean, the barn needs some paint and who else has the skills other than you? A comfortable life is definitely overrated, where’s the fun with that? I’ll always be around, I’ll forever be stuck on the ranch. So I hope you do come around once or twice when you get to flee from Dillon - kinda fond of you too, Bran. A lot. You’re like the brother that my mother never squeezed through her womb

[loganxholloway]

“I can be vain now and then, but never big headed. No it doesn’t, i might just not want to take my top off. Yeah It’s painless, but still interesting. Imagine my head just rolling on the floor and landing my your foot. I’d make sure i was smiling so you’d have that creepy memory in your head for ever. Yeah if you get cold i promise to keep you warm. I don’t care if they are clean, get them off! Yeah i had a crush when i was a child that could have been classed as weird but at least was human. How could you possible think about a lion. Riding him like a horse? Do enlighten me and explain what those things were”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“You’re not vain, Issac. Calm down, okay? I barely mean what I say, at least you’d know if that’s what I think of you. Really? Because I think I remember Emma calling you ‘the friend that’s usually topless’. You know, I wouldn’t think that’s creepy at all. I could put you in a jar with water and keep it in my room. - alright, fett off the chair. Better? Who was your crush as a child then? Well...not like a horse. No, really it wasn’t like that. I just wanted to be a lion myself. I thought it was really cool and Kovu was handsome for a lion- can we not talk about this I feel like I’m making things worse.”

[loganxholloway]

“I’m just confident, that doesn’t make me big headed. I guess you will never know if i have 3 nipples, I’ll hide them from you. Yeah but it seems better than being burned to death. I wouldn’t mind being decapitated in like a cool way, but not too painful. Ok we will probably be sleeping in the car tonight then. We can keep each other warm if it comes to it. Yeah we have booze, that’s all that is important. Hey, get your feet of the chair, don’t want your dirty shoes on” Issac looked at Ray giving her a glare before smirking. “Yeah just a one time offer. Sure put some AC/DC on, CD’s are in the glove box, just grab one and put it on. You had a crush on a Lion? Erm ok then weirdo”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“Don’t get your panties in a twist, Issac. C’mon. So, if I ever see you at the beach and you’re wearing a shirt that pretty much indicates you have three nipples? I guess being decapitated is never painful since you pretty much...lose your head in a second. So you’re dead with your head rolling on the ground, definitely cool. Hey, is that a promise? - My shoes are clean!” She promised laughing as she leaned forward to grab the glove box and go through some of the CD’s he owned. Finally, she pushed the CD of her choice inside the slid and leaned back smiling. “Shhh, it’s not a one time offer. I used to! God, the thing kid me would’ve done to that Lion. Everyone had a weird crush in their childhood, you too don’t lie!”

[tfnoelia]

“I don’t know about your tutor, but to me it sounds like you could definitely use a break. I always find the best treat after salving over a math problem is an ice cold cherry slushie – really helps ease the sting. It also eases the urge to kill someone, which.. by the looks of it, you could also do by.”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“I kind of just started listening when you said ‘Ice cold cherry slushie’ and I’m sold. Who thought teaching math was a good idea anyway? I’ll never need this in my whole life - not like the whole taxes shit and contracts and important stuff.”

[qb2-nathantaylor]

Okay… Chill out. I can’t handle crying women. It’s not you, it’s me. Do you need chocolate? When Tizi cries chocolate and money help.

[rayxlewis-blog]

It’s not you, it’s me? Issac, you’ve tried to explain this shit for hours but here I am, still not getting the first step - Why does X even want to be found? I bet it doesn’t. Chocolate and money would definitely help me too, though

[carataylor-hotp]

Okay take a deep breath and we can go on break. Then come back another time with a fresh mind. It’ll be better for both of us that way. No crying or death today. Food is a god option. Something very unhealthy in a picnic outside, okay?

[rayxlewis-blog]

Can we just go with the picnic outside and drop math? I prefer failing math over the whole mental unstability shit.

[theroyalcourtrp-blog]

Oh come on now, my legs ain’t that long. You are just being dramatic, I should get ya a pretty pink tiara with the words “Drama Queen” written in glitter. You’d look as pretty as a rose with one of them on top of your head. —— Gotta get home Pa, wants me to help with a few things before practice and I’ve got strategies to go over with Coach we are playing East Dillon this Friday and we ain’t about to lose to that bunch of criminals. I refuse. As for the working out, don’t compain it will keep ya from dyin young on me. 

[theroyalcourtrp-blog]

[rayxlewis-blog]

Who are you calling a drama queen here? You know the Tiara with go better with your fluffy hair while you’re sitting on a tractor or cleaning up the barn. You’d look as pretty as a rose, honey-bun. What does your Pa need help with? If it’s anything about the new calf - I’ll do it. Oh shit, man you should really focus on football. That coming from me means something. These guys are like savages. Don’t worry about that, I’ll be a pain in your ass for a few more years. I mean - what would you do without me?

[opheliaferro]

Wait. So that’s a skill they taught ya down in the good ol’farm? Call me surprised well maybe not. I mean how else were you to keep track of all of the cows and such? And by cows I mean animals, you know they go moo. Don’t confuse them with yourself. Now as for someone dying… well farm girl. I say go for it, go ahead and kill yourself you won’t here any buts coming from me. 

[rayxlewis-blog]

The only thing we learn there are how to get rid of shit and ride a bull - obviously. And have sex with out cousins, duh. We don’t have cows, we have horses only but we don’t count. If one’s missing, we know it’s either on your pizza or roaming the lands fucking other horses. Sometimes we sing ‘cotton eyed joe’ and they just come back by themself. It’s beautiful. Yeah, but I’d definitely go for a messy death so you’d have to wipe my guts off your face - which is quite a thought actually..

[serpentsprince-deactivated20171]

“Technically, you’re writing numbers, not words.”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“...I’m going to murder you in your sleep and enjoy every single second of it. See, I can’t even keep numbers from words apart at this point. If we don’t take a break I’ll, I don’t know probably implode and body fluids be all over the place and you have to clean it up”

[rayxlewis-blog]

“I can’t do this anymore - I’m having a breakdown if I have to write one more word. I know I asked you to help me with math, but it’s obviously useless. Make me cry and someone has to die - let’s just grab something to eat and go outside. The weather is perfect to do something, please“

[theroyalcourtrp-blog]

Oh hey ya’ll, ain’t got no time to talk today… I’m as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox. ——  Gotta get to doin things, so if you could stop dilly dallying and move that behind of yours. At least move it out of my way will ya? Thank you, much appreciated. 

[theroyalcourtrp-blog]

[rayxlewis-blog]

Wait - Why - Jesus christ, having such long legs should be forbidden - Why are you so busy? Could you walk a tiny bit slower, at this rate I’ll have to jog along with you and the last thing I want to do is a workout.