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@razorfirequeen
Do people still give you shit about the sea thing? I can guess the rumors are kind of awful...
Ophs: Yeah it’s kinda hard to ignore when it literally still follows me around and smells like a pile of decaying corpses.
D-Ophs: The smell of decaying bodies is better than the smell of weakness and failure that wafts off of you.
Do you know why he didn't seem to trust you? Didn't he stand up for you about the whole sea thing?
Ophs: It kinda started after the mission where Lionwhyte almost impaled me. I made some dumb decisions and he hadn’t trusted me since.
He did what he could when it came to the fact my parents were tear drinkers. He sorta mostly denied it since I never confirmed it with him. The only person I ever actually told about my parents was Eddie. Up until that point it was just a rumor.
What was your favorite double team to do?
D-Ophs: I love to watch my pathetic adversaries run for their lives when I team up with my Reapers.
Do you ever miss the sea?
D-Ophs: Of course I do, it’s the only place I want to be.
Were you and Lars ever actually a thing? Romantically anyway.
Ophs: Not really. We knew each other for a long time, and worked pretty well together. For the longest time I wanted to like Lars more, but just couldn’t completely convince myself. Although he watched out for me, was a great leader, and undoubtedly handsome- he never really trusted me. Not as much as I wanted him to anyway.
Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.
Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly.
I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.
D’aww, thanks man!
Yeah, no shit I’d kill Lionwhyte, man. Have you seen that fucker? Hell, have you smelled him? The Cocoa butter scent is lingering even now. C'mere Mangus, we gotta get hitched now. Get a fukin’ veil, we’re makin’ it happen.
Anyone ever tell you, you look utterly ravishin’ in a veil, Mangus?
Ophs: I think this is getting a little out of hand.
Hardly outta hand, I mean. I can marry both of you. S’fine.
Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.
Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly.
I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.
D’aww, thanks man!
Yeah, no shit I’d kill Lionwhyte, man. Have you seen that fucker? Hell, have you smelled him? The Cocoa butter scent is lingering even now. C'mere Mangus, we gotta get hitched now. Get a fukin’ veil, we’re makin’ it happen.
Anyone ever tell you, you look utterly ravishin’ in a veil, Mangus?
Ophs: I think this is getting a little out of hand.
suffer in.. a sexual way? That's very demonic of you, Drowned Ophelia. Sounds like you have some kinks to work out.
D-Ophs: “Stop putting words in my mouth, whelp!”
does drowny here get stuck to stuff cause she's wet all the time?
D-Ophs: “I do not! You will pay for even insinuating it.”
Ophs: “I wish, but she does drip everywhere and the guys make jokes about her wetting herself every time. It doesn’t get old.”
have you ever worn a flower crown?
Ophs: “Not since I was a kid, but yeah!”
Do you guys like coffee (or know what it is)?
Ophs: “Uh, pfft, yeah I have no idea what that is. Is it like beer?”
D-Ophs: “I don’t drink anything except tears, so...”
Drowned Ophelia, you sure you don't have a thing for Eddie? You sure seem focused on him.
D-Ophs:“The only thing I have for Eddie is wanting to see him suffer!”
Does having your drowned self around make things awkward in Ironheade?
Ophs: Yeah. She follows me just about everywhere and if people try to ignore she’s there she attacks them! And acknowledging her aint so fun either.
Is there any rallying force out there that makes the other tolerable, or even preferable?
Ophs: “I guess I’d prefer her over Doviculus.”
D-Ophs: “Nothing could ever make her ‘preferable’.”
Who of you two would win in an arm wrestle?
Ophs: “Uh, I think we’d be pretty evenly matched.”
D-Ophs: “I would destroy her.”
What are your favorite alcoholic beverages?
Ophs: “Pft... Uh, beer?”
D-Ophs: “The tears of my drunken enemies.”
