What's An Engineer?

What's up? I'm Mangus, engineer and bus driver for Ironheade.

[askeddieriggs]

Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.

Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly. 

[kingofbladehenge]

I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.

[whats-an-engineer]

D’aww, thanks man!

[askeddieriggs]

Yeah, no shit I’d kill Lionwhyte, man. Have you seen that fucker? Hell, have you smelled him? The Cocoa butter scent is lingering even now. C'mere Mangus, we gotta get hitched now. Get a fukin’ veil, we’re makin’ it happen.

[whats-an-engineer]

[askeddieriggs]

Anyone ever tell you, you look utterly ravishin’ in a veil, Mangus?

[razorfirequeen]

Ophs: I think this is getting a little out of hand.

[askeddieriggs]

Hardly outta hand, I mean. I can marry both of you. S’fine.

[razorfirequeen]

[whats-an-engineer]

[askeddieriggs]

Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.

Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly. 

[kingofbladehenge]

I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.

[whats-an-engineer]

D’aww, thanks man!

[askeddieriggs]

Yeah, no shit I’d kill Lionwhyte, man. Have you seen that fucker? Hell, have you smelled him? The Cocoa butter scent is lingering even now. C'mere Mangus, we gotta get hitched now. Get a fukin’ veil, we’re makin’ it happen.

[whats-an-engineer]

[askeddieriggs]

Fuck, marry, kill. Lars, Lionwhyte and Mangus.

Fuck, Lars, marry Mangus, Kill Lionwhyte. Ain’t that complicated honestly. 

[kingofbladehenge]

I would sure hope you would kill Lionwhyte.

[whats-an-engineer]

D’aww, thanks man!

[whats-an-engineer]

mangus, kiss all the hot people, do it

Man, what’s it with you guys and wanting me to kiss people?

Is this like a prank?

If it is, it’s not nice man!

[whats-an-engineer]

What about the fire baron? Would you kiss the fire baron? No pressure

Ah geeze man. I don’t think he’d want one from me after all I said. Besides he’s a little intimidating...

[whats-an-engineer]

How did you get on top of the giant sword, and are you able to get down

It’s easier getting up here than it looks. Lots of foot holes... but it’s gonna take a while for me to get back down.

[whats-an-engineer]

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Hehehe...

[whats-an-engineer]

you and eddie both agree you each have kissable lips. so you should try it out.

Uh- Well- If boss doesn’t mind then maybe, idunno…

[askeddieriggs]

I am intrigued. Mangus, let’s get the fuck on the bus.

[whats-an-engineer]

Awh, alright boss!

[whats-an-engineer]

you and eddie both agree you each have kissable lips. so you should try it out.

Uh- Well- If boss doesn’t mind then maybe, idunno...

[whats-an-engineer]

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

Oh man! Probably to be indestructible so I don’t have to worry so much dying while driving the bus or manning the booth. 

[whats-an-engineer]

Do you think you could take anyone in a fist fight?

Oh geeze, not anyone, but maybe I could take on, like... a groupie?

[whats-an-engineer]

Would you kiss Eddie? I mean... he has very kissable lips.

Um, I don’t really feel comfortable answering this man. I mean he follows me on here, dude!

[askeddieriggs]

Don’t pressure the guy or anythin’, Anon. Fucks sake. Don’t let them bug ya, alright, Mangus?

Though I will agree, I got really kissable lips.

[whats-an-engineer]

Thanks boss!

He does have kissable lips tho

[whats-an-engineer]

Any drunken shenanigans you want to report back to us? I'm sure the parties get wilder now that the war is over.

Oh yeah, got pretty crazy once the war was over! A few of the guys went and started digging around in the Pleasure Tower area and found like a graveyard or somethin’ underneath it? Yeah, long story short, there was something about a cursed bong and weed. Wish I was there

[whats-an-engineer]

Does your hair ever get caught in that necklace you wear? Seems like it'd be an issue.

Oh yeah man, gets caught if I move around too much. Thank goodness I just sit in the booth most of the time. 

[whats-an-engineer]

Would you kiss Eddie? I mean... he has very kissable lips.

Um, I don’t really feel comfortable answering this man. I mean he follows me on here, dude!

[whats-an-engineer]

Why do you always wear headphones? Don't your ears get sore?

I’m always on duty, man! But I do forget they’re there most of the time.

[whats-an-engineer]

but... what *is* an engineer?

“I’m still not entirely sure, but boss said it’s like someone who builds stuff. Luckly I can! Or else that first battle woulda been a mess.”