Master Of Sass

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[akwardsilince]

Person A: "It sounds like you're afraid of falling in love."

Person B: "That's an incredibly romantic interpretation."

Person A: "What would you call it then?"

Person B: "Debilitating trust issues and an aversion to people."

[paperclipninja]

[probalicious-blog]

this is quite possibly the best thing on the internet

[beela1904]

I’m sorry

[probalicious-blog]

am I crying or laughing

[paperclipninja]

I personally prefer to think of the new final slide more along the lines of

[wennuhpen]

Agreed.

[vivaziva-blog]

The HMS tiva went down in a storm, 10th of July, off the coast of Canon Bay. There were no surivors.

[commie-lavagirl]

fuck you all

[cotedepablosass]

This shit still is a fucking thing

[paperclipninja]

OMG this just resurfaced, a relic from the Tiva glory days.

[paperclipninja]

THEY FREAKING MADE IT

[cherisheachother]

I really love the fact that this show is called NCIS: Tony & Ziva because I think back to all of the times we were told “this isn’t the Tony and Ziva show”

WELL NOW IT FUCKING IS

[renegadesstuff]

MICHAEL WEATHERLY & COTE DE PABLO as TONY DINOZZO & ZIVA DAVID in NCIS: TONY & ZIVA 🥹❤️

📸 Alex Raiman on Instagram

[dailyau]

Person a: holding person b who is dying in their arms singing softly to them

Person b: you chose THAT SONG?

[razzlephrat]

Hey @loudlooks I have an idea 😂

[katebeckett]

Tony & Ziva as not a couple

[probalicious-blog]

[razzlephrat]

Abahbahahaha someone write a fic

[razzlephrat]

NCIS & Gilmore Girls shared Pop Culture References 2/?

NCIS - 1x19 - Dead Man Talking

Gilmore Girls - 5x20 - How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?

NCIS - 5x18 - Judgement Day (pt. I) 

Gilmore Girls - 2x04 - The Road Trip to Harvard

Movie: Chinatown

There were several more references to Chinatown in both shows but I stuck with these. 

Past Mash-Ups

[easylion]

well it’s official.

tiva is officially in a better state than the GOP.

[razzlephrat]

Still true.

[razzlephrat]

This is even better now.

[tivaswiftie99]

MY GOD THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE WERE YOUNG🥹🎶

[razzlephrat]

where...

I forgot about this thing. Quick, someone give me the tiva quarantine fics. kthx.

[razzlephrat]

Ummm

Where did all the fanfics go?!

[alyssinmymind]

↳ NCIS - 17x02 “Into the Light”

[razzlephrat]

That was all Cote!

[parischangedher]

Petition for Cote’s arc this season to end with the vows, the ring, the kiss

[chez-marie-deactivated20240229]

“Hi, 911? Yeah, NCIS robbed me of a Tiva reunion and I’d like to file a police report.”

[razzlephrat]

ANTHONY DINOZZO JUNIOR KNOWs

There is just no way he doesn’t. Didn’t Gibbs say he called Tony but didn’t say anything when she disappeared? It’s like he knows that he knows and was worried Ziva would do a dumb so he called Tony to talk her down

[thetivarabbithole]

Ziva: So how often does McGee get Nutter Butters?

Nick: Alot actually. He has a problem.

Ziva: