Faust

I'm Faust, I'm in my 20s, Saggitarius, they/them, Israeli/Asian/Scottish mix. www.youtube.com/SprEffective

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[viostormcaller]

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

[guillotinedream]

Is the artist ok…?

[darlingofthedesert]

this is really fucking good even tho i just witnessed my sleep paralysis monster but you know that’s alright

[nyxetoile]

WTF did fast food do to the artist?

[frostyemma]

I was prepared to scroll past this, but then it got so fucking weird so fast

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

These were originally three separate image themes and sets. The first one being “Soft Drinks as People”, the second being “Fast Food as Horror Movie Villains” and the third being “Car Brands as People”. OP crammed these all into one post without the context, just saying “Brands as Anime”, so people got thrown off by the tonal shifts.

[rbmfaust]

Hi

For everyone asking, yeah, my blog was hacked, its fixed now though!! I actually fixed it yesterday, but didnt realise the bot had 200 scheduled posts on my account, so when I woke up this morning and checked on my tumblr, I was shocked to see that stuff was still being posted.

Thanks to everyone who let me know!

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[versacethotty]

[shutyourmoustache]

LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.

[fahrenheit39-deactivated2019042]

QUEEN! FUCKING QUEEN! LADY GAGA I LOVE YOU!!!❤❤❤

I am sobbing right now. She is amazing

[pyrlspite]

honestly a big indicator of a good game for me is the ability to just chill in it. if you can enjoy yourself just stopping to take in the scenery and listen to the music and ambience, or hanging out on the title screen, or ignoring the main gameplay to go off and screw around picking flowers, or even just mousing over all the menu options for the tactile feedback, chances are it’s a good fucking game

[trans-corvo]

[razzledazzy]

do you ever think about how legendary pokemon might be their equivalent of cryptids in the pokemon world like ‘okay sure trainer you say you got a picture of a moltres but that just looks like you lit a rubber chicken on fire, that’s probably a hoax.’ ‘everyone knows that mewtwo is just a dude in a suit.’ ‘my grandmother’s aron got taken by deoxys my aunt got it on video’ 

[neonprotagonist]

*tumblr blogger in pokemon world voice* ho-oh is gay and also my dad

[am-android]

Giratina is real but you need to drink two super repels and be behind a pokemart at 3:33 to see him.

[interrogationspecialist]

*tumbler trainer voice*  The only way to catch Regirock, Regice, and Registeel is to pound ten monster energies behind a poke center while blasting a skrillex megamix. When they appear you fight with fists.

[maxknightley]

to be honest I think that might be LESS of a shitpost than “learn braille, go underwater and just fuckin chuck a corsola at the wall”

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[thembo-x]

[cartoonpolitics]

[durkin62]

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

[hydrogen-by-moon-deactivated201]

Ah, yes. That queer anthem about ex-boyfriends. Written by a straight woman. Who had many ex-boyfriends. Whose song about ex-boyfriends is nominated as this year’s queer anthem. Despite being about ex-boyfriends. And being written by a straight woman. Makes perfect sense.

[downwithterf]

why nominate actual LGBT musicians and singers like janelle monae and sia when you could nominate a straight white women who darkens her skin to look ethnically ambiguous?

[lassoway]

‪that shot in into the spider-verse where miles jumps off the building, taking “a leap of faith” and then we watch from a flipped point of view . cinematic excellence ‬

[lassoway]

my favorite renaissance painting

[chokosnails]

[mori-sempai]

[shmreduplication]

i’m 98% this is based off a cover of a Miles Morales comic.  same of the bit where he looks cool just sticking to an all-glass building

[shmreduplication]

the slight arching of his body, he’s upright to the camera’s POV but in reality is falling head-first, the emotion of you can’t really tell if you’re falling or flying w/him, the buildings are endless and looming and are acting as a literal frame to the shot, A+ use of negative space

[did-you-know]

Scientists invented fabric that makes electricity from motion and sunlight. To create the fabric, researchers at Georgia Tech wove together solar cell fibers with materials that generate power from movement. It could be used in “tents, curtains, or wearable garments,” meaning we’d virtually never be without power. Source

[fridjitzu]

[scarletgoldenthorn]

Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.

[deniedmysign]

Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.

[inushiek]

Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway.

And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year.

But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources.

Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy

[mllemusketeer]

I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert. 

[greaseonmymouth]

also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.

[blackwoolncrown]

The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.

[teathattast]

[breathe-here]