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[rcbert-pattinson]

a quick bit from rob and i’s zoom call earlier, planning our wedding over self-quarantine 🙄🙄 can we get anymore 2021 y’all??

[moonyslapdog]

peter pettigrew and evan rosier being the most complex and interesting ship out there 

[moonyslapdog]

you can’t blame regulus for falling in love with his brother’s best friend. i mean, it’s james potter, the literal sun.

[thyla]

[eyra]

please do not tell me that a line I wrote was influenced by ATYD, brother I have not even read that fic. x

[sobakewitch]

who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

[donnasweettttttttt]

the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

[sky-is-the-limit]

[jasperwhitcock]

twilight x Gossip girl

Hey, Forks High Schoolers. Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, theNewtster69, sends us this: “Spotted outside Forks High School, clad in a bowling bowl t-shirt is Forks’ own Chief Swan’s only daughter, Isabella.” Our new It Girl mysteriously stopped visiting Forks years ago, and just as suddenly, she’s back. And indefinitely. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves. Lucky for us, the Newtster69 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Newtster. xoxo, Gossip Girl

Spotted: Everyone’s favorite mysterious hottie Lonely Boy seems to have taken a special interest in Forks’ newest addition. They may share biology together, but do they have chemistry? Not everyone knows Lonely Boy who keeps to himself, but everyone knows Bella and it seems she may just be the girl to uncover all his dirty secrets. Wonder what Jessica Stanley thinks. Sure, they’re BFF’s, but we always thought Jess had a thing for our brooding, bronze-haired hottie. Oh, well. Better luck next time, Jess. You can always take good old Mike Newton to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. xoxo, Gossip Girl

[cullen-collective]

in case you all forgot it exists:

[theepoguelandia]

can people PLEASE stop fetishizing mlm relationships? it’s not that hard

[cheekygreenty]

Happy Pride Month everybody ❤️🏳️‍🌈🌈🥰

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

Are you straight?

don’t insult me

[rosaliesbigtiddygothgf]

[blond-shell]

HUNTER SCHAFER by Sebastian Faena for InStyle (2020)

[alinasgenyas-deactivated2021060]

ana.....your header pls get the strap right the fuck now

she's so sexy 😛

[keepingupwiththecullens]

Edward does anyone call you Eddie

[pervigilatrix]

Me all day: wtf I’m so over reading fan fiction like it’s just repetitive and all the stories are the same and idk I think I’ve just grown out of it??

Me, later that night: