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I would just eat esmes spaghetti rip to edward but I'm still hungry // emmett stan // icon by @twilightbutokayer // Laurel // she/they // 26 // bi // main: satans-welcomematt // BLM // terfs/aphobes/racists fuck off!!! this is a safe zone

[kaquiche]

edits masterlist

please read this first

hozier x twilight edits

new moon - bella saves edward in volterra + sunlight

twilight - car crash + would that i

twilight - bella and edward kissing scene + talk

new moon - hunting victoria + sedated

new moon - jake and bella almost kiss + like real people do

new moon - bike building montage + jackie and wilson

breaking dawn pt1 - jake and bella dancing at the wedding + live acoustic version of from eden

breaking dawn pt1 - honeymoon + NFWMB

new moon - jacob and bella talk after the movie + do i wanna know cover

breaking dawn pt2 - vampire sex + angel of small death and the codeine scene

breaking dawn pt 1 - honeymoon + work song

twilight - meadow scene + in a week

new moon - bella saved edward in volterra + take me to church (subway version)

new moon - bella sees edward’s hallucination underwater + as it was

eclipse - final meadow scene + shrike

twilight - meadow scene + wasteland, baby!

new moon - edward breaks up with bella + cherry wine

other edits

breaking dawn pt2 - bella opens her mind to edward + turning page

twilight - bella’s lullaby replaced with river flows in you

breaking dawn pt 1 - am i pegnate?? help!?

eclipse - proposal + turning page

twilight - prom scene + ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space

breaking dawn pt 1 - edward changes bella + let me sign

twilight + gossip girl

photo edits

in a week and work song lyrics (phone)

do it for esme (laptop)

emmett with frosted tips

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[renegadepack]

[renegadepack]

“man! i feel like a woman!” is banned in the cullen household because emmett cannot control himself

[gothredy]

[frommylimitedtravels]

Rainforest Loop trail - Olympic National Park, WA.

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[feyosha]

WICKED KEGGER

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

[saintksoo]

Billy Black saying “I’m down with the kids” is so cute I’m crying I don’t think Billy gets enough love he’s just this old man burdened with the task of keeping the secrets of his tribe and he does everything he can for the pack and he went through so much from losing his wife to his two daughters moving away and not visiting and having only Jacob to fall back on which I’m sure he hated because Jacob was so young and then Jacob runs off too because of his best friend’s daughter but he still has to hold it all together and is expected to be a pillar for everyone else I literally will not take Billy Black slander in my house

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[liesmyth]

#SORRY I JUST HAD THE VISION OF A TWILIGHT AU WHERE INSTEAD OF BECOMING A VAMPIRE EDWARD CULLEN BECOMES AN OMEGA @regina-del-cielo

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[heavensickness]

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

[dearorpheus]

[kelskart]

twilight season ₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

[reactionimagearchive]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[emoblingees]

salvaged this glorious article from my art class from the magazine bin (which is why someone has cut out a chunk) 

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

STOP roasting Twilight for being girly. Roast it for being mormon.