❝ … that sounds, like, borderline dangerous. ❞
❝ It is nickel shot night! ❞
❝ Yeeaahh I’m pretty sure we’ll die if we go there! ❞
❝ I’m not proud that I saw the movie the Notebook in the theater. ❞
❝ But it happened. I can’t change the past. ❞
❝ That means that I traded goods… and/or services. ❞
❝ Wow, I turned twenty dollars into one-hundred dollars. ❞
❝ I am a financial wizard! ❞
❝ It was hilarious. ❞
❝ You don’t know me. I have secrets. ❞
❝ You’re not a gal. ❞
❝ Don’t you know who I am? I’m Strawberry Alarmclock! ❞
❝ Why is that what you think femininity is? ❞
❝ And then, some of these drag queens, they’ll go on the street and bully me? ❞
❝ Why are you mean? ❞
❝ You went through all of this trouble to put on a nice dress and now you’re gonna be rude and bossy? ❞
❝ Don’t get me wrong: I’m unhappy. ❞
❝ It’s weird too because I’m still afraid of being kidnapped. ❞
❝ Oh, they’re running from me… ❞
❝ In their eyes, I’m an adult. ❞
❝ Heeyyyy, nooo, naaahh, I’m not like a… like a… grrhghggh. ❞
❝ But I think that would be equally creepy. ❞
❝ I’m not gonna rape you——I’m a little boy. ❞
❝ How about: ‘Body found’? ❞
❝ I would be like ‘moooiiii? Do go on. Fresh.’ ❞
❝ We’re about to find a dead body! ❞
❝ Two people have died! How often are you questioned by homicide detectives?! ❞
❝ Mmmmm I’ll allow it… ❞
❝ … that’s why the murder police are here. ❞
❝ Who the fuck is Ted? ❞
❝ Very scary, the small airline. ❞
❝ Holy shit, if this thing crashes, it won’t even be on the news. ❞
❝ You don’t understand! I’m not a taxi driver! ❞
❝ I didn’t need the whole 'little brother dying thing.’ ❞
❝ My favorite foods are lobster and skittles. ❞
❝ I always try to be really polite in life. ❞
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