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[empire-of-light]

SIMON THE BUTCHER in IRON LUNG and RYLAND GRACE in PROJECT HAIL MARY

[tissa23]

Grace : hey Simon do you want to eat my meat ?

Simon *blushing* : ….oh I didn’t know you’ll be that direct

Grace : wh- what ?

*Simon kiss Grace*

*pause*

*kiss more passionately*

Grace : bedroom now

the day later

Rocky : did Simon test the meburger question ? Simon : the what ?

[honeyedpines]

Project Hail BloodyMary AU

And what if Simon was brought onto the VAT to help solve space navigation issues and ends up falling for the chatterbox blonde scientist that acts as their boss’s lapdog.

Find the fic here!

[shblackwoodart]

beautiful sunrise in your eyes burning like a flame

[future-roadkill-art]

Is Simon on the ship way before the normal timeline has him showing up? Yes. Am I gonna question how they still ended up in the situation with Simon on the ship? No.

[erid-dome]

The first time Simon met Grace, Grace was wearing a long, flowing dress — something that had once been Ilyukhina's. Rocky had told him to "wear something nice" because the Eridians had a surprise for him. He hadn't expected another human.

Eridians understood gender, in a way. Painstakingly explained to them by Grace. How there was masculinity and femininity, and androgyny. They didn't understand how the first two were often applied forcefully, how the third was perceived negatively. They accepted Grace whether he wore skirts or pants. Their saviour that became their friend.

Grace would not have felt brave enough to wear a dress in front of anyone from Earth, and that's what Simon looked like at first. A terrified Earthling who didn't understand Eridian.

Grace was not delighted at seeing another human, in all honesty. He loved humanity in the way one loved their overbearing parents. From a distance. He felt joy knowing Earth and humanity would live, but had felt a sense of freedom knowing he would never unknowingly break another unspoken social rule and feel people's judgement.

Seeing another human in Erid changed all that. A man looking like the peak of masculinity, with his broad shoulders and bulging biceps, looking at Grace, still slightly thin from years of malnutrition, and wearing a dress. It was the worst way to meet another human in over ten years.

(Simon, on the other hand, is looking at an angel. He's never seen anyone so clean — no dirt or grime anywhere on them. They're wearing a soft, flowing dress in a light shade of green, a colour he had never seen in person.

They are soft and beautiful and glowing with colour, somehow exuding comfort and abundance without veering into ostentatiousness, the way The Father had always described heaven to be.)

[thebreakfastgenie]

I love the PTMC emergency attendings you've got passively suicidal, actively suicidal, uncontrolled seizures, and John Shen.

[sapph0sfriend]

Can we bring the veep fandom back. Can we have a veep renaissance. Who can I talk to to make this happen.

[paper-lilypie]

safe now

+ closeup

he’s a cuddler and a crier, source: mr iplier himself

[aroace-boyfriend]

crazy to me that the two big ryland grace ships (from what i’ve seen at least) are the most opposite characters EVER- simon the convict from iron lung and douchebag superstar tom ryder from the fall guy

personally i dislike starstruck (tom x grace) but that is solely bc i think ryder is The Worst and has no redeeming qualities during/post TFG, but like idc if ppl ship them and i can understand the appeal of the concept

i do think simon would tear ryder apart if they ever met and it would be hilarious especially to colt. plus it makes simon seem wayyy better in colt’s eyes bc he’s being compared to the guy that broke colt’s back, framed him for murder, and tried to kill him so… despite simon’s whole deal i think colt is the #2 bloodymary fan (#1 being rocky obvi)

[egg-ify]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

[duckngk]

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

context:

also IRON LUNG IS OUT ON YOUTUBE YOU CAN BUY IT NOW

[nikosonn]

what if…

[sparrowlucero]

six characters in search of an exit

[kansasjustgotgayer]

“Oooh archeologists will know you were trans”

Archeologists are going to be much more interested in the indentation of my pinkie fingers where my phone has rested for 15 years

[nyasm]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.