toad lesbian

🔞 ✡️ 🇵🇸 some-stars on bluesky AO3 // buy me a coffee

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[some-stars]

Euripides’ Bacchae, 405 BC (colorized)

[weirdlandtv]

Cover art by Ralph Steadman for the 1972 edition of HUMAN IDENTITY IN THE URBAN ENVIRONMENT.

[sabertoothwalrus]

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

[mutimatuti]

never not thinking abt this

[mutimatuti]

fun fact - I took this screenshot back in 2018 so it's not that, the guy's name is Ross Draws and he's sucked for a lot longer than that

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[firebatvillain]

One fun thing about learning new languages is reconsidering the structure of words and language in your mother tongue. It seems with each new language I study, I get more little insights into English, either in how it's similar or how it's different.

For example, a couple years ago, while learning Spanish, I encountered the word for a store, "la tienda." I thought "huh, that's a lot like tener (tiene) - the word for store in Spanish literally corresponds to 'to have/keep'. How interesting!"

Then I stopped for a moment, and for the first time in my life, thought about seriously about the meaning of English word for the place where you buy things, "a store."

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Sometimes i think youve run out of bens smoking and then you immediately probe me wrong. Its beautiful actually.

I'm sorry for probing you wrong I tried to be gentle

[byjove]

“it’s because they’re always on that damn phone” -scientist studying the declining birthrate

[byjove]

It’s sooooo interesting that they keep studying the topic rigorously and writing piece after piece on what the cause could be but they never want to address the fact that America is not a good place to have a child. Even though the birth rate is falling across the board, they have to find some reason to make it a problem of the individual, a matter of selfishness or distraction instead of a greater societal struggle.

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[romehbo]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[parkchanwoohoo]

I suppose you're chill with kinks around pedophilia and incest too. Not like thoughts and impulses ever manifest in reality so who cares. Or is that too far for some reason

Thank you for the polite and good-faith question! I will answer in similar politeness and good faith:

I can tell you're stupid so I'll break it down for you because I have nothing but generosity in my heart for people Bush left behind. I know he was a fast motherfucker I don't blame you for not keeping up. You are ultimately a victim of the system

Now let's take a look at what you wrote:

Let me know if you need more help, I think this link will be of value to you

[rainworldtips]

if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[parkchanwoohoo]

Please understand when I ask this I’m not trying to start discourse, I’m someone who used to be very puritan about others online and I’m trying to unlearn it

Would it be different if it was a straight guy with a dyke breaking kink? I get that for the lesbian in that post it’s her business, but what it it was a guy?

If he is not attempting to do this irl, if he is not harassing any lesbians or any women at all, who cares? He could have a fetish for putting babies in blenders and it wouldn't matter if he isn't actually doing anything in real life

[parkchanwoohoo]

And like, to be clear, anyone can feel uncomfortable with this. Discomfort is fine. Nobody is owed a particular emotional response to anything. But ultimately, what is being done here? If you can't really identify a harm being done to another person, what you're getting angry at thoughts harbored by a hypothetical person

[penny-anna]

Anyway never been a better time to get into the expanded universe.

Big finish can do you new adventures of any number of Doctor Whos

They can even give you Jo Martin

If you're looking for a new era w a new Doctor then I would recommend jumping into the Eighth Doctor audios as there's loads of them. You can start with Storm Warning for a more classic who esque experience OR The Eighth Doctor Adventures S1 for a more new who esque experience

If you're after a totally new thing to get into there's Gallifrey (has some prerequisites. If this appeals to you I imagine you will work it out)

& if you don't like audio there's the 2 wilderness years book series (the new seventh doctor adventures & the eighth doctor adventures) available wherever you procure out of print dr who books

[penny-anna]

If you're after new stuff that's less classic who oriented another potential jumping in point is actually the Sixth Doctor audios. Due to a quirk in continuity (actually bcos the show was nearly cancelled) he has an almost fully open ended canon and a whole range of expanded universe companions including OG Big finish companion Evelyn Smythe

If you want something with more new who esque energies you might enjoy Constance Clark or Flip Jackson.

[penny-anna]

One of my Dr who pet peeves is when people talk about classic who like oh haha they had a shoestring budget and all the effects were tinfoil and bubblewrap, that's how doctor who is SUPPOSED to be, it doesn't need a budget! And it's like ok but classic who was made by professionals who worked very hard and often had good special effects ):<

[penny-anna]

People dunk on the tinfoil cybermen but like cmon these are complicated specially made costumes that were re-designed several times over the course of the 60s and they are good! Look at these guys they're great!