WE'RE ALIVE FUCKERS

GLARE USES ANY PRONOUNS. python uses he/she pronouns.

[readhandedtitties]

PINNED POST SO OUR INTROS DONT GET LOST TO THE VOID

PYTHON

GLARE

ASK US QUESTIONS !!!

[readhandedtitties]

THANK FUCK FOR SEAHORSE SOMETIMES MAN

[readhandedtitties]

not the first person i would expect to help you with something, but alright.

[readhandedtitties]

THANK FUCK FOR SEAHORSE SOMETIMES MAN

[readhandedtitties]

CATFIEND IS SALTY I DONT APURRECIATE THEIR OTP BECAUSE I SKIP THE ARC THEY'RE IN (￢_￢;)

AND ALSO WE ARE MORTAL ENEMIES

-Meowth

JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH

[readhandedtitties]

THE REAL QUESTION IS WHY DID CANDY HAVE BEEF WITH A RANDOM QUIZ SITE

[readhandedtitties]

how can you even know someone is right handed through a screen? how is that on a fucking dni list it actually makes no sense. somehow thats the one that has stuck with me.

[readhandedtitties]

awh man i was just about to ask about your crushes too :( bummer

but yeah we all know its crush on okto is suuuper obvious to everyone except okto herself. something something hammers or whatever.

-taxonomy anon

my secret lay in other places. also sometimes some of you anons piss me off and i let some shit spill. the way of the world. from what it sounds like, it sounds like that other person they like is just as stupid. so.

[readhandedtitties]

YEAH IM GOING TO ADD ON HERE. HE IS VERY STUPID. AGAIN, SOMEHOW THE MOST PARANOID GIRL IVE EVER MET AND THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON EVER. SIMULTANEOUSLY.

[readhandedtitties]

awh man i was just about to ask about your crushes too :( bummer

but yeah we all know its crush on okto is suuuper obvious to everyone except okto herself. something something hammers or whatever.

-taxonomy anon

my secret lay in other places. also sometimes some of you anons piss me off and i let some shit spill. the way of the world. from what it sounds like, it sounds like that other person they like is just as stupid. so.

[readhandedtitties]

yo python do u happen 2 know stuff about glares crushes. im curious spill some tea bro

-taxonomy anon

i have a guess about one of them. it's pretty obvious. something something suuupper fucking closeted. i know more, but i won't doxx them. on the others she mentioned? no comment.

[readhandedtitties]

if you insist. the worst, in my opinion, is byte. i understand that the whole emo grumbly act CAN be appealin, but it's a trap. it has to be

also, there's okto. she's a rather dreadful mess. you have a type. this is all vague enough to post, yes?

also, python's taste is on par with your level of more emotional choices. her's would require a whole other post should she decide to bitch about me

-artificer anon

SIGH. YEAH CONGRATS. YOU'VE FIGURED OUT MY ONE AND ONLY SECRET. HAVING QUESTIONABLE TASTE.

[sandersstudies]

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

[sandersstudies]

She cheers when the monster is winning.

[sandersstudies]

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

[dragons-locator]

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map* Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

Dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[sbahj-official]

@readhandedtitties yo glare check this shit out

[readhandedtitties]

glare- you could do so much better. your crushes are either stupid or assholes. or both. rather putrid taste if you ask me

-artificier anon

GIVE THEM CODENAMES IF YOU KNOW THEM ARTIFICER ANON.

[sbahj-official]

which one of them am i i know for a fact june is sonic but like am i knuckles or shadow or

[readhandedtitties]

YOURE DOCTOR EGGMAN (BISEXUAL).

[sbahj-official]

ive come to make an announcement python rht is a bitch ass motherfucker

[readhandedtitties]

we can be doctor eggman....together.

[sbahj-official]

which one of them am i i know for a fact june is sonic but like am i knuckles or shadow or

[readhandedtitties]

YOURE DOCTOR EGGMAN (BISEXUAL).

[sbahj-official]

also just learned about estrogen where do you even get that shit

[readhandedtitties]

i can get you some no problem. i have my ways.

[sbahj-official]

just learned about transphobia why do we do this to our brothers and sisters

[readhandedtitties]

ONG

[readhandedtitties]

Meowth is a degenRAT who has nooooo cla(w)ss in shippuring. have us in the same pawsk and there will be a purroper catfight

- Catfiend