Reasons I am like Alexander Hamilton:
- Loves John Laurens
- Loves Eliza Schuyler
- Lil gay
- Always ready to fight
Reasons I am not like Alexander Hamilton:
- Not a cheating little bitch boy
- I’m tall

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@reading-with-winchesters
Reasons I am like Alexander Hamilton:
- Loves John Laurens
- Loves Eliza Schuyler
- Lil gay
- Always ready to fight
Reasons I am not like Alexander Hamilton:
- Not a cheating little bitch boy
- I’m tall
Keith: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Lance: Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.
Pidge (Klance trash #1): *tearing up* This is so sad, Alexa play despacito
Keith: if you say omg that's so sad Alexa play despacito one more time I'm breaking up with you
Lance: dios mio, esto es muy triste. Alexa toca despacito
Lance: *Some fucking pun about how hot Keith is*
Pidge:
Music
(I wrote these before that interview about music tastes so please don’t fight me)
Lance
Yes, he listens to Britney and Beyonce
But his true love will always be Cuban music
At the garrison Hunk found him several times singing along to his 1,000 word playlist
Also dancing, with a lot of hip swinging
He tried to teach Hunk to salsa one time
It did not go well
Hunk thought it was reggae music
Lance didn’t speak to him for a week
In the Castleship he tends to listen more to the pop side of his music taste
He still listens to Cuban music but it makes him really homesick
So he only really does that when he’s alone
He cries to it sometimes
But also it brings back good memories, and he appreciates the nostalgia
Shiro
There is no way to describe his music taste
The only thing that stays constant is Eye of the Tiger
If that comes on he has to dance
It is law
Also it’s an ongoing dare with Matt that he would never give up on
Other than that it changes day to day
One day he spends hours crying to fall out boy
The next he won’t stop airguitaring to SIA
Even though there’s no guitars!!!
Or sometimes he gets stuck on a song for months and will not listen to anything else
Just ask Keith about the Not Gonna Die (by Skillet) apocalypse of freshman year
Or the I’m Too Sexy ( by Right Said Fred) summer saga
On the Castleship he’s down with whatever the other paladins are playing
With some exceptions
Barbie girl is not music Lance
Keith
Keith loves folk music
It was the only radio station that he could pick up out in the desert
Give him blues and a banjo and this boy is set
Contrary to popular belief, he is not into emo music
please stop Lance, I don’t know what an MCR is
He takes great pleasure in blasting his music during training
Watching Lance physically cringe is the best part
Also Lance’s face when he pulls out his iPod shuffle is pretty funny too
Techno music is his arch nemesis
He doesn’t understand why you need all of that noise
Simplicity is key for this boy
Hunk
Hunk literally could not care less what music is playing
He will listen to anything and everything
Except country, but that’s only cuz Lance won’t let him
The only thing is that something HAS to be playing at all times
If it’s not he’ll get anxious and fidgety
If he’s alone in the kitchen or if the paladins are chilling in a room together he will ask someone to play some music
It just really calms him down and gives him something to focus on
This poor anxious boy
Like Keith tho, not a huge fan of techno music
He listens to music to relax and distract
And this music is just a little too much
Pidge
Pidge hates music
Like all kinds
Silence is perfectly fine for The Pidgeon
But seriously, music and sound in general tends to distract her from what she is doing
She’s a very focused girl, and distractions are her worst enemy
The amount of times she has yelled at Lance to “Turn that shit down” is astronomical
Hunk used to keep track but when he ran out of room on a classroom whiteboard he gave up
She has also broken one or two of Lance’s music players
He threatened to sue and she threatened to hack his IG
Suffice to say there was no lawsuit
Cas: Dean is like a highway
Sam: Wha-?
Cas: Gonna ride it all night long
Piercings
(We’re living under the pretense that the garrison took away all piercings in this set of headcanons right here so bear with me)
Shiro:Â
Surprisingly (or not), Shiro was the most pierced out of all the paladins
He has both ears done all the way up
As well as an eyebrow and a lipÂ
He had a septum at one point but realized it looked fucking stupid and took it out
Not that Matt will ever let him live that down
He also has a tongue piercing that he never tells anyone about
That tactic let him keep it through his garrison days
If someone notices and asks about it he just gives them a strange look and asks if they’re okay
One time it sent Lance to the healing pod because he got so worked up.
Keith:Â
Keith actually didn’t actually have that many piercings
But the ones he did have counted for a lot
He had three eyebrow
Two on one, one on the other
Snake bites
And god help Lance a bellybutton one
Like Shiro Keith managed to keep his belly button piercing through the garrisonÂ
He used a lot of threats and blank stares
Lance saw it in the showers there one time
Keith had to knock him out to keep his screams from giving away the piercing
Lance doesn’t remember that moment luckily
Yes he does you bastard and he is coming for you
Lance:Â
Lance does not have any piercings
He always brags about having had the tip of his dick pierced
It’s all bluff to make himself look brave
He’s actually fucking terrified of needles
Why would you want to make a hole in your own skin???Â
That being said, piercings turn him on like nobody’s business
Ear piercing? Great.
Lip and eyebrow? Amazing.
Tongue and belly button? Holy shit take him now.
Hunk:Â
Hunk, unlike Lance, actually does have his dick pierced
One time he got really drunk with friends in his hometownÂ
And that’s what came of it.Â
He actually really loves it,Â
But he keeps it a complete secret because he doesn’t want anyone to think differently of himÂ
Also to keep Lance’s thirst at a minimum.
It was really easy to keep his piercing at the garrison by simply not flashing his dick at anyone.
Yeah, other than that he never had any
Pidge:
Pidge has gauges and only ever had gauges
 Of course the garrison asked her to take them out
She did
But she was already at 1/2 an inch
So fuck you Iverson
As soon as she got to space she started stretching them again
At this point they’re at 3/4 inches
Also, if you thought Allura’s reaction to Lance’s ears were bad
Ooooooh boy
She literally gagged at the sight of these monstrosities
Pidge has not let her live it down to this day
She constantly tries to parade her ears in front of the Princess just to make her uncomfortable.
Lance: (singing) You know my hips don’t lie!
Keith: *Looks confusedly and a bit suspiciously down at his own hips*
Sorry, ggg.
Credits to: @reading-with-winchesters for the idea uwu!
https://youtu.be/yBxLV-v0uc8
I feel blessed omg
Clothing Headcanons
Shiro: This man only wears athletic brands. Like, not to exercise, they’re just so comfortable that he can’t stop (#saveshiro2k17). Like seriously, he showed up to diplomatic meeting in a Puma hoodie and Allura almost murdered him. His favorites are Nike and Underarmour, but he will go to adidas for a good pair of shoes.
Lance: You know Lance buys exclusively from forever 21. Anything else is an insult to him and His Store™. The crop tops are his favorite, but oversized sweater and high waisted clothes are The Shit, too. One time Hunk bought him jeans from Rue 21 They have the same numbers Lance! and Lance nearly had an actual heart attack. The hour long silent treatment that followed has been there worst fight to date.
Hunk: He is a TJ Maxx kid. He likes the good quality and the good prices, and he doesn’t care if he’s gotta patch a hole up here and there. Even for the other paladins Leave my strategic holes alone Hunk! They bring out my collar bones! Also, this way he doesn’t have to worry too much about getting grease/oil on them, whether mechanical or cooking.
Pidge: Pidge doesn’t shop. She doesn’t even actually know where her clothes even come from. She just gets home from school or looks up from her laptop and whoop, there they are. She just assumes her mom buys them for her. Said mom would kill whoever let slip that they’re actually just hand me downs that Matt wore in fifth grade.
Keith: This boy is a thrift shopper through and through Lance what the fuck is a “Hot Topic” please stop screaming. Sure, when you live in the desert there aren’t many options, but he really does enjoy the whole experience. He also has a tendency to wear clothes he bought years ago because shopping is not a priority of his, and, hey, two sizes too small isn’t TOO small, right?
The Paladins and Swearing
Shiro: Doesn’t really swear. It’s not his thing, and if he ever does, it’s only because something really caught him by surprise. Even though he never swears, he does not give a single shit if or how often anyone else does, except Pidge. She is too young for this way of life.
Keith: Does not really care. Sometimes he swears, sometimes he doesn’t. It’s never too bad, but he has gotten a dirty look or two from Shiro when he lets a string out around Pidge and a clap on the back or kiss on the lips from Lance.
Lance: Swears all the time. All. The. Time. The thing is, he swears exclusively in Spanish. No one has problems with swearing, but Lance has taken it too far. There have been interventions, but he just pretends he wasn’t swearing (”I was just complimenting your determination Keith”).
Pidge: Swears just as much as Lance. Except, she only does it in English. If anyone tries to tell her she swears too much, she just cusses them out until they feel uncomfortable and leave. She takes great pride in this ability, and especially loves when she manages to make Shiro uncomfortable.
Hunk: Hunk hates swearing. He doesn’t correct anyone else, but he has chosen his own path. He does everything in his power not to swear, including letting out strings of words that definitely do not make any sense (”frackalacking padawhack that is hot!”) much to everyone’s amusement.
Jefferson: While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket.
Alex: ...You were in France you pompous eiffel tower of bitch
Lotor as a Teenager™
Soldier: *approaches*
Lotor: Vrepit suh dude?
Hamilton: Let me get uhhh BONELESS PIZZA wit a two liter of coke
Jefferson: fuck kinda pizza?
Ensemble: Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair and he wrote it down right there:
Jefferson: duMBASS
Allura: We’ll cover you from up here!
*1 minute later*
Allura: We’re sustaining heavy fire, we can’t hold out much longer
Burr: I did give you a fight
Jefferson: *sarcastically* Uh-huh
Burr: *internally screaming* THEY HAD TO VOTE 358265 TIMES FOR IT TO STOP BEING A TIE YOU CURLY WORM FUCK