The fact all this was $596.25…crazy.
I ordered and claimed damage btw.

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The fact all this was $596.25…crazy.
I ordered and claimed damage btw.
mỹ 2025 / 26 🧬 mästërłist :)
[updated regularly, recent upd 26nov2025 ]
for reference: the list is arranged earliest at the top, most recent at the bottom, all done with new accounts with no prior purchase history/guest checkout unless specified
color key: successful, difficult but successful, pending, failed
brand - amount - case - resolution
💎 : pp (has package protection)
dêmónïa - $105 - 🧬💎 - pp rôütê and shipped via ÐHŁ, it originally required sign on delivery but I changed it to “place in safe spot” on the DĦŁ website (do not do this unless you have package protection because it releases shipping responsibility from the sender). the delivery guy took a picture of the package being delivered but I filed the claim after 2 days of it being delivered anyway, saying that I never received it. I made a mistake on not using the same email as my refund pâypǎl account and they made me wait 5 days but it went through really smoothly :) Didn’t have to fight or anything just two emails and done
kïtşcħ - $43 - 🧬 - waiting for order to ship
ämǎžòñ - $600 - 🧬 - waiting for order to ship
ïħêřb - $100 - 🧬 - shipped via şf international, order arrived in 2 days. since live chat was ai, i emailed cs and got a response 3 hours later. they told me to wait 24h from now and check if the package turns up. they contacted the courier to invest and they showed up at my door at the crack of dawn?? i wasn’t home at the time so my guardian answered the door causing confusion so i tried to push for a refund :( they continuously sent emails saying they’re sure i received it and they’re closing the case with no room for negotiation, so i just took the L and said i found it so my address wouldn’t be flagged 💔
şķímș - $110 - 🧬 - shipping via DĦŁ and required sign on delivery. package arrived and i emailed them on the same day, i got an ai reply that told me to wait 10 days before getting back to them. didn’t talk to any real people, they messaged me again after 10 days and after i replied and insisted it never arrived, they instantly auto refunded “as a 1 time courtesy” with an image of my sign on delivery signature attached.
🧬 and 🏋️ Master-list
If u want to request any, I’ll get to them ASAP as long as it’s in the US :)
will continue updating as i go! the list is recent -> oldest
green = worked, easy
red = DONT TRY 🧬
white = pending
Æs0p — (june) $220, success but I claimed dmg on this one bc their policies guarantee a refund if you include a pic (ph0tosh0pped)
c4lv1n kl31n — (july) $248, success. they have a complimentary 🧬 refund but i wouldn't try it more than once, so make it count !
z4p0s — (july) $418, pending but likely success
h + m — (june) $193, easier to lift than 🧬 bc they take pics, invest but refunds quickly ig..
v$ — (may) $318, EASYYY go get it asap before it gets ran through ! i also heard you can dm on insta to get a quicker one
🎯trgt — (may) $210, stay away from tech and you're all good! i used to work there and the team that takes care of deliveries is usually careless and miss a few items so PED is very common
f21 — didnt try this one but stay away bc they aren't responsible for your order after it ships (DNA/PEB/EB, anything IMPOSSIBLE)
s3ph0r4 — (may) $126, easiest refund! claim dmg and spread some stuff on it LOL
lulu🍋 — (may) $267, new acc super ez. invest but refunded after lol
🏋🏻♀️ list
Blue = ez as fuck
Pink = … don’t do it
Lülü 🍋— they don’t count for fitting rooms. I got a define jacket but it was DOUBLE TAGGED (hard and soft)😭😭 make sure u check the price tags for rfid!! No towers for mine unless it was hidden in the doorway..
ÜÖ— no cams! Don’t count for fitting rooms- they just ask for ur name and how many u have. U can bag in the sale section which has tall hanger racks
Mïchäëls — they have cameras at the walls in every aisle except yarn. grab what u want and go to yarn for conceal. As for $$ stuff like cöpics or päïnt, there’s monitors so take it elsewhere. Super easy tho
Pëtcö/pëtsmärt — super easy! If you want treat bags, clothes, or anything for your furrybabies just grab and go to the big food aisle to bag it !
Ültä — barely anything is rfïd tägged so grab whatever as long as it’s not actually hard tagged. Concëal while crouching
Sëphörä in other stores — honestly get grab what u want and go to köhłś fitting room and bag that sht
Sëphörä standalone — there’s security like at the door . Still doable but the SA’s are very attendant and pester u sm it’s honestly a drag
Țj mäxxx — this is basically free reign. Grab a basket, load it up and go to the HOME section bc there’s like 2 cams max and the aisles are tall so they get blocked anyway. When doing clothing, they’ll check each item so if u wanna bring extra stuff to bag, hide it INSIDE the clothes or in ur bag
Röșs — same clothing deal as țj but if you have a self checkout, they’ll remove the hard tags for you and u can scan half of it and get away w it LOL. Sometimes has LP at front but they honestly don’t care (sometimes I see them sitting at the shoe section w their phones 😭)
Ħ&m — most their clothes have hard tags AND rfid in the price tag. Make sure u rip out the rfid tags and check the labels including the label that tells you the size or how to wash ur clothes. They could have hidden rfids. For hard tags, magnet 👍
Çvş — no one pays attention here. I swear they’re all NPCs. This is the easiest and I’ve been copping this sht since 7 💀
🎯 tärg — UMMM no. Unless u wanna catch a case :)
Dïçkş spörting — super easy if u have a mag or hook. The fitting rooms need to be unlocked by SA’s but they don’t count or look at ur items. They also don’t care if u leave empty hangers in there bc they assume it’s bc the customer wanted to buy it anyways
Büřlïngtön — they have LP at the entrance. Don’t attempt if u can be 110% sure u don’t beep !
$KlMS worked for € 400. I told them I received the wrong item and sent them a picture of it (an item I dna'd from them before lol). Got an immediate refund.
ETHICAL LYFTĮÑG PRO TIPS!!
when i was lïftįng a ton i found myself getting really materialistic and borderline wasteful. like, i would always think, why use what i have when i could get more for free? i don't need this, but since i get can it so easily, why not? etc etc etc. i ended up with a lot of stuff i didn't really want or use. that's no good because it clutters ur space and it's just wasteful!
that being said, if you are a compulsive lįftèr (like me!!) or just have a tendency to lįft things you later realize you don't want/need, here are some tips to lįft while also making ur community better:
1. donate donate donate!! books can go to libraries, schools (if appropriate), book exchanges, etc. clothes and household items can go to thrift stores, charity stores, and the like. i'm not sure if this works for makeup and personal care products though since a lot of donation places don't accept those, but maybe if they're sealed?
2. on the same idea as the first tip, when you have the urge to go lįftïng but don't need anything, it can be fun to lįft specific items with the intention of donating them. this especially helps if ur a compulsive lįftèr or klèptø. basically just have an idea of what ur community needs: is there any clothing drives going on? canned food drives? toy drives for kids during holidays? for example, my town has a gloves/hats/scarves drive for people who can't afford to keep warm during winter. last year i stølè a bunch of gloves and hats and stuff to donate. it felt really great because i got to lįft and it was for a good cause, it's a win win. also shoutout to that video of the ppl who stølè loaves of bread and jars of jam and packaged snacks and handed out meals to the homeless (literally goals).
3. if you have the means, use some of the spare spending money you racked up by lįftïng to buy things at local small businesses or thrift/charity shops. this of course applies more to people who lįft as a hobby or because of compulsions, not out of necessity. basically just use what resources you have on your community, not corporations
4. gifts! this is a really obvious one that goes for anything, not just lįftèd stuff. gift your loved ones things you think they'd use more than you do. capitalism has made us believe that gifts must be brand new bought things but honestly that's just dumb and wasteful, gift people things you have around if you think they'd want them, gift people things you've loved so they can love them too, it's really quite cute once you think about it. and of course, gifts need no occasion.
5. think before you łįft. easier said than done but at least try!! consider: do i have something similar to this already, or something that serves the same purpose? will i actually use this item or be happy i have it? is there any way i can make or repurpose something instead of getting something new? lįftèrs should practice minimalism and mindful consumption too! just because you're not giving corporations money, doesn't mean you aren't using resources by lįftïng in excess.
And above all, LĮFT FROM CHAIN STORES AND CORPORATIONS. PERIOD. This is like the lifters' golden rule. Lįftïng is partly about getting free stuff, but mostly about going against corporate capitalism and the fucked up governments/economies fueled by corporate greed. If you lįft from local and small businesses you are directly hurting people who are just trying to make a living---karma will come for you, and Karma Does Not Play Nice.
cannot agree more!! NEVER STEAL FROM SMALL BUSINESSES
Capitalism is a disease!! I’m constantly thinking do I need this? Great tips! 🫶🏻
ŵ4¥f41r 🧬 success!!
You guys I successfully 🧬’ d a whole-ass couch from WA¥F41ř, I am so happy 🥹 Over $500 refunded. Hell yes!!!
if you're active on lyftblr aug 2025, please reblog this!
$230 gløssíër order might be a fail 😅 they asked me to fill out The Form and they said
"Additionally, as we can see that you have claimed missing packages under multiple accounts, we ask that you place any future orders to a new, more secure address as we cannot be held responsible for missing packages after they have been confirmed as delivered by the carrier"
So uh
I think I'm done with them now 😅
My total Sklm$ 🧬 count is €2.500 lol
Mall haul! $535.95 was my total with tax :P lowkey got susssssed at ħôłlister but they never say anything and im too addicted to stop so disguise it is?? Idk how to do it tho
Total r0leplay 🧬 count: € 13.205
Done succesfully in 2025
• V$
• GI0ssIer
• Vu0rl
• l0v3 h0n3y
• Khlj
• Urb@n 0utfltt3rs PEB
• Sklm$ three times (🧬 and EB)
• C@lzedoni@ PEB
• R3v0lv3 PEB
• Edlkt3d
• @rm3d ang3Is
• Vlv@l@
so i just got an e-bike on ämâźóñ for free. 577$ full refund.
i complained to customer service that the bike lock that was with the bike was missing from the order, and customer service offered to refund the full amount since theyre unable to reship just the bike lock.
i will dm the link to anyone thats interested!
A very informative recent AMA from someone working LP 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
a few recent 🧬s 🥰
maintaining privacy when 🧬
i keep seeing posts of folks saying "i used a diff address, card, email, everything, but the accounts got merged/blocked!"
that's because websites use far more sophisticated technology to flag you once they've decided you're a scammer.
here are the steps you should be taking to remain as anonymous as possible.
use a VPN!! your IP address is your digital address, VPNs hide your IP address. i personally have used nordvpn and surfshark. avoid free VPNs if possible, as they're likely harvesting your data.
use a 3rd party payment service. paypal, klarna, apple pay, g pay, etc. they encrypt your credit card info so the store you're buying from doesn't have your actual credit card numbers.
use an ad-blocker and tracker blocker. learn more about these here. essentially, sites use cookies and other information(what browser you're using, screen resolution, operating system, etc) to take a "digital fingerprint" that can identify you.
periodically clear your cookies/caches
use multiple devices. i personally have a desktop and a laptop, so i'll switch off which one i use when making fresh accounts.
am i insane and probably overdoing it? yes. should you also be doing at least half of these? yes.
ok that's all love you be safe
Ëtsee 🧬 info
Obviously, general rule of thumb is to NOT steal from small businesses! it's mean! this is just info I'm putting out there because ettsy is kind of a grey area in the sense that there are a bunch of dropshippers, and also as harm reduction if ppl are gonna do it anyway 🤷♀️ PLEASE use your best judgement!!
That being said! They have buyer protection that protects the buyer AND seller for up to $250. if you claim 🧬, you must open a case with eeetsy, not the seller. You'll have to message the seller first, but they should tell you to wait 2 days and open a case. if they don't, you can always say something like "oh my sister sells on here and she said to open a case to use buyer protection!"
DO NOT CLAIM DAMAGE, PEB, EB, OR ANYTHING ELSE. Etsee will cover UNLIMITED 🧬 for any given shop, but only ONE damage per year.
With the buyer protection, the seller keeps their money. Etsee eats the cost of refunding you.
AGAIN, USE THIS INFO WISELY.
🧬 master list
CURRENT TOTAL: $3195 :P
(all in CAD $)
colour key: green - easy, purple - medium difficulty/annoying (but still successful), red - fail
ħ& m - August 2023 $300, Shipped in 2 packages, emailed and said I didn’t receive the more expensive one over email. Asked me to double check porch and neighbours and I said sure and said I’m ok to wait a couple days. Emailed after a couple days and got my refund.
üřbâń ö - August 2023 $560 - Success, easy but I got lucky. They said that the courier lost the package. Tried 🧬 another time in 2024 (with diff address) and my friend tried w hers for herself they were both fails.
ğł0şșíẽř - March 2024 $440 - Had a few legit previous orders with the same email. Emailed, they asked me to check neighbours and around my porch and if i didn’t find/receive by next day they will find a solution, waited a couple days and emailed again. They offered to reship, I said i’m going on vacation if I can get refund and they said yes.
ş3pħòřä - April 2024, PEB $60 - Aged acc, many legit orders. Spoke to cs over chat, they reshipped the item and I returned in store.
Aug 2024 PEB $120 - same account with many legit orders. spoke thru live chat, said one item was missing and she placed a replacement order.
âmǐķâ - May 2024, $230 - First time ordering. Emailed and they said they would “check with the shipping company” (investigation i guess?) and a few days later emailed again and got my refund.
țářț3 May 2024, $200 - first order, new acc. Talked through live chat, lady was so nice, said that the package got lost lol and refunded right away. Said they don’t have a reshipping policy for international orders.
máç May 2024, $260 - first order new acc, talked through live chat, she “checked with the shipping company” and filed an investigation. Then reshipped the order. Reshipped with fedex and required signature. Went to mac store and returned, had to call customer service to ask to return (bc I bought all items on sale) but they gave no fuss.
şâj3 June 2024 $200 - new account, emailed them and they sent back a pic of the delivery lol, then said they would check with the courier so filed investigation ig, they told me they confirmed it was delivered but they still gave me my refund.
şħ3íń May 2024 $300 - Account w legit previous orders. Talked thru live chat and got refund.
Aug 2024 $465 - same account with many legit previous orders (6-7). spoke thru live chat, told her both packages DNA, she submitted a refund application and said I would get an email. Got an email an hour later saying my refund was successful.
ț3mòö Aug 2024 $60 - account with a couple legit orders. said didn’t arrive and they gave me a refund right away.